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I just saw the weirdest thing ever on The View.

Yes I know, I was watching the View. They had the Dance Moms teacher on a a co-host and her troupe of girls did a performance.

The troupe did a performance of little girls in a car wreck, getting ejected and dying.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1902/20/2013

I didn't see it but oh, I wish I had.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 102/20/2013

Were they playing Diane Schuler's nieces?

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 202/20/2013

LOL, R2.

Well played.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 302/20/2013

That's quite typical of the sort of stuff the Dance Moms have to perform.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 402/20/2013

^ I meant to type the kids on Dance Moms, not the moms themselves.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 502/20/2013

How many times have I told you to play Car Accident OUTSIDE?

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 602/20/2013

They had some red-tinted corn syrup as a prop, but Sherry ate it.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 702/20/2013

I'll post a link if I find one. It was very well done for little girls dying in a car wreck. It ended with an apparent survivor crying and shaking the lifeless body of the driver.

I am not making this up.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 802/20/2013

THIS NEVER HAPPENED

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 902/20/2013

R9, I didn't see The Pew today, but the kids did indeed do that routine on a Dance Moms episode. It was actually a lot better than it sounded; I happen to like Abby's wackier choreography.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1002/20/2013

What's the deal with Abby? Doesn't she call herself a "professional" choreographer even though she's never danced or choreographed for any major talent or show in her life?

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1102/20/2013

I loved the "Otherly Abled" version of the dance, which was performed by the disabled and paralyzed children dancers off to the side. They had to change the plot, of course, and portrayed children left in a running car in a garage.

Very moving. Considering there was so little moving.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1202/20/2013

r11 I think she means she owns a successful dance company and is a choreographer there. I don't even like Dance Moms but there was a thread about it pretty recently and one of our DL'ers went to school with and lives in the same town as Abby. Again, a wrongly named thread because people thinks it's about the View and won't click on it to see it's an Abby Lee thread.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1302/20/2013

Yes, it's actually an award-winning routine.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1402/20/2013

I love Dance Moms.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1502/20/2013

I wasn't hallucinating!

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1602/20/2013

Um you were told before that you weren't hallucinating.

Maybe you just have spotty vision.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1702/20/2013

Well, that was morbid, r16. You could tell the audience didn't know whether to clap or not at the end. I'm sure an "Applause" sign was flashed.

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1802/20/2013

I respect the message for these children "The Last Text".

by Any other shut ins see this or am I tripping?reply 1902/20/2013
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