British Men Name Kristen Stewart The Least Sexy Hollywood Actress
Well, not all British men — only those polled by gadget website MenKind.co.uk, the U.K.'s Press Association reports. Asked to identify the "Top 10 least sexy Hollywood actresses" ahead of Sunday night's Academy Awards, voters chose Kristen Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Lindsay Lohan as first, second, and third, respectively.
Completing the roster:
4. Denise Richards
5. Kirsten Dunst
6. Mischa Barton
7. Hilary Swank
8. Lucy Liu
9. Tilda Swinton
10. Uma Thurman
By way of explanation, a MenKind rep. offered: "Sexiness is far more than appearance ... [Men] were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don't want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen." It's also a poll conducted by an e-tailer whose featured products include a Laser Stars Projector (£119.99), Zombie Gnome (£14.99), Star Wars Jedi Dressing Gown (£39.99), and an Orbotix Sphero (£99.99). The shoppers have probably been dreaming about playing World of Warcraft with Alien Tilda for light-years.
Do Barton or Lohan even qualify as actresses anymore? Surprised at Denise Richards being on that list. Most guys think she's hot or used to be.
It'a about time someone called this chick out on being not cute. She looks like Teen Mom's Jenelle.
British people trying to judge looks? Ironic.
I do agree there's nothing sexy about her though.
Great taste, as always :)
I get the list except for Denise Richards. OTOH, while she has all the ingredients for hot (blonde, skinny, big fake boobs) she somehow doesn't pull it off. I thought it was just me, though; I didn't realize this was a commonplace perception. Especially odd since she was purportedly a pro
Mischsa Barton? Seriously-how is she even on anyone's mind, let alone this list? Oh, and wait, I still remember the shitstorm SJP caused when (I believe Esquire) named her the least sexy actress. She got so sanctimonious and feministy that you wanted to slap her.
Less sexy than SJP. Ouch!
they got it right. Kristen is a hag. she looks like a kitchen witch.
So much for straight men getting hot for lesbians.
They must have given them a pre-chosen list. Not one in 100 could name Mischa Barton.
Mischa Barton is British. She must be doing some acting work back in England because I certainly haven't seen her in anything here recently.
Why Lucy Liu? This seriously confuses me. She is obviously attractive and it's not as she has any kind of reputation, does she?
The very concept of that list is disgusting, of course.
Please let this be the end of Kristen Stewart.
Kirsten Dunst is a surprise for that list.
So much for straight men not being catty.
Do women's magazines/websites ever do these lists about men?
Dunst? I'm amazed she's on enough men's radar to make the list at all. Plus, she has a rocking body and is cute and blonde. I guess she usually doesn't dress very sexy, maybe thats it.
Lohan was also #1 on the list of top 10 actresses you would be most likely to catch an STD from
If they *knew* they were lesbians, r7, they'd change their minds.
[quote] Why Lucy Liu? This seriously confuses me.
I would say it this bit from the explanation would cover her: "[Men] were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens."
Lucy is always playing hard ass characters who are icy and sometimes volatile on top of that. Her characters are ball breakers.
They want their women sweet, humble and compliant.
Pam "hep & herp" Anderson has infections the CDC has yet to identify. And I'm the dame who can prove it.
I wonder what the douches behind this poll look like. I'm willing to bet they'd all land on my Least Sexy Male list.
Pammy and Court are walking petrie dishes of shit the CDC has yet to identify.
But a str8 dude doesn't care about that. All they see is titties and blonde hair.
Pamela and Courtney haven't been relevant since 1996 so nobody cares about them.
[quote] They want their women sweet, humble and compliant.
I don't really think straight men should be blamed for being sexually attracted to women/female characters who seem like they would treat them well and be fun, nice company any more than straight women would be blamed for being attracted to those same sort of qualities in men/male characters.
Are you male or female R27?
I would have put Claire Danes on the list but I guess it's none of my business.
Is Mischa Barton one of the actresses that looks like a stick with a wig on?
They might have said Denise Richards because they knew she married Charlie for his money.
Men are such cunts when the mouth off about women's looks. Women need to get just as nasty about men's looks otherwise those cunts won't ever learn.
Claire isn't all that attractive physically, but there's something about her that makes her sexy.
It's the character she plays on Homeland. I'm having a hard time separating the actor from her character. No, I don't usually watch the show but when I've seen it...I just think, why doesn't someone kill that character?
And maybe guys didn't like Uma's character in Kill Bill. Maybe she intimidated them.
Straight men are threatened by strong women.
Straight men find Dunst and Stewart cold. And they just generally find them unattractive. Ask them. They may not even be able to think of who they are.
Barton, Lohan and Dunst are hardly strong women R35, they vulnerable hot messes. So I commend straight men for not finding that appealing.
I suspect LiLo made the list because she reminds men of that tenacious girlfriend you just can't get rid of.
I would have put stick insect Kiera Knightly on that list.
She looks like several bones would break if you fucked her.
Least sexy Hollywood actors?
Sean Penn, Zach Braff, Seth Rogan, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Segal, Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Bradley Cooper (beady-eyed rat face), Ryan Gosling (low IQ/FAS face) .... wow, men can be really ugly and still make it in Hollywood.
Strange results. I'd think Kristen Stewart would be quite desirable to straight men.
Kiera is gorgeous, but could use a few pounds. Ditto several other young Hollywood starlets.
She's hot, r42. Of course I say that as a gay.
I don't know any straight men who find Kristen Stewart sexy. Usually I hear about Mila Kunis, ScarJo, Jessica Alba and those kinds of women.
Stewart is generally perceived as a cunt since the cheating with a married director scandal. Dunst seems bitchy also, but I think she's pretty and cute. I would exchange Angelina Jolie for Denise Richards on that list. Denise is hot--she just has epic bitch face. She seems to represent the classic gold digger that 99% of men could never get.
Britney should be in the top five of that list.
british men? Judging women? Bwahahahahaha
[quote]Stewart is generally perceived as a cunt since the cheating with a married director scandal.
Men perceive her as a cunt because she looks like a frozen, sullen, miserable twat with no facial expression. A complete drip. Men probably think she'd be a bad lay, she's butch in a way only lesbians respond to, her face, is, at best, OK and her body is not the kind straight men drool over (she's skinny, no tits or ass).
And she's also part of Twilight. And men HATE Twilight.
R48 - Kristen used to be a little chunky.
"Straight men are threatened by strong women."
Well, Kristen Stewart is not a strong woman, so that rules that theory out.
That isn't chunky--it's average. Weird how scrawny she is now. That's Hollywood for you.
R53 - yes, chunky by Hollywood standards. She looked good there.
[quote]That isn't chunky--it's average
Maybe in the US. It sure would be considered chunky where I live.
I'd certainly vote for Robert Pattinson as one of the least sexiest actors.
It's hard to take the use of "chunky" around here seriously. Chunky does not mean "not rail thin," which is the way most people on DL seem to use it. At least not according to the dictionary, which defines it as heavy, stout, stocky, bulky, etc. Nathan Fillion is chunky. Kristen Stewart was not chunky in those pics, but she was heavier than she is now.
If Kristen Stewart were to come out as bi, and start showing up on red carpets with a pretty femme girlfriend, straight men would suddenly start finding her hot!
In fact I think she'll do that before long, when her career tanks after "Twilight" ends, and her publicist tells her she has to shed her sex-phobic Bella image.
KStew's looks are actually quite good. I never saw her in anything so I don't know if she is sexy or not. I always thought Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, AnnE or Katie Holmes were terribly unsexy. Smugness, a fake smile and a terrible style, not to mention ordinary to weird body shapes (NP and RW) of course also don't help. I don't know how the French husband of NP will do once he is surrounded by gorgeous girls again when these two move to Paris. RW husband looks gay though (and looks 10 times hotter than Reese). Reese is probably a professional beard
Natalie Portman's body is not that weirdly shaped. She's basically a slim pear.
R60, weirdly, I agree with every actress you listed off as not sexy.
Natalie Portman is gorgeous, by Parisienne or any standards.
AnnE is very unsexy.
Judging from the Oscar showing she made, the Brits called this one correctly.
Was she just completely wasted or what? What what was the deal with that rat's nest on her head?
Lucy Liu is only attractive to the kind of gay men who run the fashion industry and insist women should look like 12-year-old boys.