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British Men Name Kristen Stewart The Least Sexy Hollywood Actress

Well, not all British men — only those polled by gadget website, the U.K.'s Press Association reports. Asked to identify the "Top 10 least sexy Hollywood actresses" ahead of Sunday night's Academy Awards, voters chose Kristen Stewart, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Lindsay Lohan as first, second, and third, respectively.

Completing the roster:

4. Denise Richards

5. Kirsten Dunst

6. Mischa Barton

7. Hilary Swank

8. Lucy Liu

9. Tilda Swinton

10. Uma Thurman

By way of explanation, a MenKind rep. offered: "Sexiness is far more than appearance ... [Men] were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don't want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen." It's also a poll conducted by an e-tailer whose featured products include a Laser Stars Projector (£119.99), Zombie Gnome (£14.99), Star Wars Jedi Dressing Gown (£39.99), and an Orbotix Sphero (£99.99). The shoppers have probably been dreaming about playing World of Warcraft with Alien Tilda for light-years.

by Miareply 6703/01/2013

Do Barton or Lohan even qualify as actresses anymore? Surprised at Denise Richards being on that list. Most guys think she's hot or used to be.

by Miareply 102/20/2013

It'a about time someone called this chick out on being not cute. She looks like Teen Mom's Jenelle.

by Miareply 202/20/2013

British people trying to judge looks? Ironic.

I do agree there's nothing sexy about her though.

by Miareply 302/20/2013

Great taste, as always :)

by Miareply 402/20/2013

I get the list except for Denise Richards. OTOH, while she has all the ingredients for hot (blonde, skinny, big fake boobs) she somehow doesn't pull it off. I thought it was just me, though; I didn't realize this was a commonplace perception. Especially odd since she was purportedly a pro

by Miareply 502/20/2013

Mischsa Barton? Seriously-how is she even on anyone's mind, let alone this list? Oh, and wait, I still remember the shitstorm SJP caused when (I believe Esquire) named her the least sexy actress. She got so sanctimonious and feministy that you wanted to slap her.

by Miareply 602/20/2013

Less sexy than SJP. Ouch!

by Miareply 702/20/2013

How rude.

by Miareply 802/20/2013

they got it right. Kristen is a hag. she looks like a kitchen witch.

by Miareply 902/20/2013

So much for straight men getting hot for lesbians.

by Miareply 1002/20/2013

They must have given them a pre-chosen list. Not one in 100 could name Mischa Barton.

by Miareply 1102/20/2013

Mischa Barton is British. She must be doing some acting work back in England because I certainly haven't seen her in anything here recently.

by Miareply 1202/20/2013

Why Lucy Liu? This seriously confuses me. She is obviously attractive and it's not as she has any kind of reputation, does she?

The very concept of that list is disgusting, of course.

by Miareply 1302/20/2013

Please let this be the end of Kristen Stewart.

by Miareply 1402/20/2013

Kirsten Dunst is a surprise for that list.

by Miareply 1502/20/2013

So much for straight men not being catty.

Do women's magazines/websites ever do these lists about men?

by Miareply 1602/20/2013

Dunst? I'm amazed she's on enough men's radar to make the list at all. Plus, she has a rocking body and is cute and blonde. I guess she usually doesn't dress very sexy, maybe thats it.

by Miareply 1702/20/2013

Lohan was also #1 on the list of top 10 actresses you would be most likely to catch an STD from

by Miareply 1802/20/2013

These are grown men?

by Miareply 1902/20/2013

If they *knew* they were lesbians, r7, they'd change their minds.

by Miareply 2002/20/2013

[quote] Why Lucy Liu? This seriously confuses me.

I would say it this bit from the explanation would cover her: "[Men] were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens."

Lucy is always playing hard ass characters who are icy and sometimes volatile on top of that. Her characters are ball breakers.

by Miareply 2102/20/2013

They want their women sweet, humble and compliant.

by Miareply 2202/20/2013

Bull, R18

Pam "hep & herp" Anderson has infections the CDC has yet to identify. And I'm the dame who can prove it.

by Miareply 2302/20/2013

I wonder what the douches behind this poll look like. I'm willing to bet they'd all land on my Least Sexy Male list.

by Miareply 2402/20/2013

Pammy and Court are walking petrie dishes of shit the CDC has yet to identify.

But a str8 dude doesn't care about that. All they see is titties and blonde hair.

by Miareply 2502/20/2013

Pamela and Courtney haven't been relevant since 1996 so nobody cares about them.

by Miareply 2602/20/2013

[quote] They want their women sweet, humble and compliant.

I don't really think straight men should be blamed for being sexually attracted to women/female characters who seem like they would treat them well and be fun, nice company any more than straight women would be blamed for being attracted to those same sort of qualities in men/male characters.

by Miareply 2702/20/2013

Are you male or female R27?

by Miareply 2802/20/2013

I would have put Claire Danes on the list but I guess it's none of my business.

by Miareply 2902/20/2013

Is Mischa Barton one of the actresses that looks like a stick with a wig on?

They might have said Denise Richards because they knew she married Charlie for his money.

by Miareply 3002/20/2013

Men are such cunts when the mouth off about women's looks. Women need to get just as nasty about men's looks otherwise those cunts won't ever learn.

by Miareply 3102/20/2013

Claire isn't all that attractive physically, but there's something about her that makes her sexy.

by Miareply 3202/20/2013

It's the character she plays on Homeland. I'm having a hard time separating the actor from her character. No, I don't usually watch the show but when I've seen it...I just think, why doesn't someone kill that character?

by Miareply 3302/20/2013

And maybe guys didn't like Uma's character in Kill Bill. Maybe she intimidated them.

by Miareply 3402/20/2013

Straight men are threatened by strong women.

by Miareply 3502/20/2013

Straight men find Dunst and Stewart cold. And they just generally find them unattractive. Ask them. They may not even be able to think of who they are.

Barton, Lohan and Dunst are hardly strong women R35, they vulnerable hot messes. So I commend straight men for not finding that appealing.

by Miareply 3602/20/2013

I suspect LiLo made the list because she reminds men of that tenacious girlfriend you just can't get rid of.

by Miareply 3702/20/2013

I would have put stick insect Kiera Knightly on that list.

She looks like several bones would break if you fucked her.

by Miareply 3802/20/2013

Least sexy Hollywood actors?

Sean Penn, Zach Braff, Seth Rogan, Zach Galifianakis, Jason Segal, Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Bradley Cooper (beady-eyed rat face), Ryan Gosling (low IQ/FAS face) .... wow, men can be really ugly and still make it in Hollywood.

by Miareply 3902/20/2013

Strange results. I'd think Kristen Stewart would be quite desirable to straight men.

by Miareply 4002/20/2013

Kiera is gorgeous, but could use a few pounds. Ditto several other young Hollywood starlets.

by Miareply 4102/20/2013

R40 = why?

by Miareply 4202/20/2013

She's hot, r42. Of course I say that as a gay.

by Miareply 4302/20/2013

I don't know any straight men who find Kristen Stewart sexy. Usually I hear about Mila Kunis, ScarJo, Jessica Alba and those kinds of women.

by Miareply 4402/20/2013

Stewart is generally perceived as a cunt since the cheating with a married director scandal. Dunst seems bitchy also, but I think she's pretty and cute. I would exchange Angelina Jolie for Denise Richards on that list. Denise is hot--she just has epic bitch face. She seems to represent the classic gold digger that 99% of men could never get.

by Miareply 4502/20/2013

Britney should be in the top five of that list.

by Miareply 4602/20/2013

british men? Judging women? Bwahahahahaha

by Miareply 4702/20/2013

[quote]Stewart is generally perceived as a cunt since the cheating with a married director scandal.

Men perceive her as a cunt because she looks like a frozen, sullen, miserable twat with no facial expression. A complete drip. Men probably think she'd be a bad lay, she's butch in a way only lesbians respond to, her face, is, at best, OK and her body is not the kind straight men drool over (she's skinny, no tits or ass).

And she's also part of Twilight. And men HATE Twilight.

by Miareply 4802/20/2013

R48 - Kristen used to be a little chunky.

by Miareply 4902/20/2013

with an ass.

by Miareply 5002/20/2013

"Straight men are threatened by strong women."

Well, Kristen Stewart is not a strong woman, so that rules that theory out.

by Miareply 5102/20/2013

Lucy Liu is gorgeous!

by Miareply 5202/20/2013

That isn't chunky--it's average. Weird how scrawny she is now. That's Hollywood for you.

by Miareply 5302/20/2013

That's not an ass, R50.

by Miareply 5402/20/2013

R53 - yes, chunky by Hollywood standards. She looked good there.

by Miareply 5502/20/2013

[quote]That isn't chunky--it's average

Maybe in the US. It sure would be considered chunky where I live.

by Miareply 5602/20/2013

I'd certainly vote for Robert Pattinson as one of the least sexiest actors.

by Miareply 5702/20/2013

It's hard to take the use of "chunky" around here seriously. Chunky does not mean "not rail thin," which is the way most people on DL seem to use it. At least not according to the dictionary, which defines it as heavy, stout, stocky, bulky, etc. Nathan Fillion is chunky. Kristen Stewart was not chunky in those pics, but she was heavier than she is now.

by Miareply 5802/20/2013

If Kristen Stewart were to come out as bi, and start showing up on red carpets with a pretty femme girlfriend, straight men would suddenly start finding her hot!

In fact I think she'll do that before long, when her career tanks after "Twilight" ends, and her publicist tells her she has to shed her sex-phobic Bella image.

by Miareply 5902/20/2013

KStew's looks are actually quite good. I never saw her in anything so I don't know if she is sexy or not. I always thought Natalie Portman, Reese Witherspoon, AnnE or Katie Holmes were terribly unsexy. Smugness, a fake smile and a terrible style, not to mention ordinary to weird body shapes (NP and RW) of course also don't help. I don't know how the French husband of NP will do once he is surrounded by gorgeous girls again when these two move to Paris. RW husband looks gay though (and looks 10 times hotter than Reese). Reese is probably a professional beard

by Miareply 6002/20/2013

Natalie Portman's body is not that weirdly shaped. She's basically a slim pear.

by Miareply 6102/20/2013

R60, weirdly, I agree with every actress you listed off as not sexy.

by Miareply 6202/20/2013

Natalie Portman is gorgeous, by Parisienne or any standards.

AnnE is very unsexy.

by Miareply 6302/21/2013

Judging from the Oscar showing she made, the Brits called this one correctly.

by Miareply 6402/26/2013

Was she just completely wasted or what? What what was the deal with that rat's nest on her head?

by Miareply 6502/26/2013


by Miareply 6602/26/2013

Lucy Liu is only attractive to the kind of gay men who run the fashion industry and insist women should look like 12-year-old boys.

by Miareply 6703/01/2013
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