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Cool Whip presents every single has-been singer in the World!

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2803/01/2013

I knew Susan Boyle's recent album flopped, but has it really come to this already?

And what happened to her fanbase? Did they all die off?

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 102/20/2013

They are busy making turkey sandwiches now

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 202/20/2013

it's a good commercial and I agree with the sentiment "In this world there's lots of turkey.'

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 302/20/2013

That is truly horrifying.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 402/20/2013

amazing!

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 502/20/2013

Miracle Whip, not Cool Whip.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 602/20/2013

love the awesome beard on that conductor

when is someone going to do the Open Your Hole voice over?

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 702/20/2013

Who is the one who looks ashy grey, bloated and a bit like Axl Rose? Hoping it is Axl Rose.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 802/20/2013

Lol, thanks for the clarification r6. I didn't watch the video and was wondering why people would put cool whip on a turkey sandwich.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 902/20/2013

Where is this airing, the U.K.?

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1002/20/2013

Did my eyes deceive me or was Leona Lewis in that mess?

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1102/20/2013

That's was embarassing just watching! Lance looks ridiculous still doing the faux-hawk at 33 and Tiffany sure has gained some weight.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1202/20/2013

R6, Oh NOS!!!!

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1302/20/2013

god I hate that phony creepy Lance Bass, all fake sincere when he sings and then crying. This is a parody, right? They can't be serious.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1402/21/2013

The white stuff in Lance's open mouth isn't usually Miracle Whip.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1502/21/2013

This is a good candidate for the Datalounge Anthem.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1602/21/2013

Also a good subliminal song to play for your "straight" college roommate when he is asleep.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1702/21/2013

I like Susan Boyle. Even here in this joke song, looks like she's trying her best. She has no guile, that's her problem. She's playing it straight, trying to make it as a singer, and shit, her voice is great.

Yeah, Lance was fake crying.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1802/21/2013

R16, That was my thought too!

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 1902/21/2013

Inspiring and frightening

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2002/21/2013

At the very end, when they're leaving the stage, there's a guy with juggalo-looking makeup. Could Insane Clown Posse really be involved? Please?

Oh, and I second R8. Who is that guy?

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2102/22/2013

SCaRy!

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2202/22/2013

Isn't that MEATLOAF? Of all the singers, he's the one who should most be there....

Why is there no list of participants?

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2302/22/2013

is that THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2402/22/2013

I want to drown in cum.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2503/01/2013

You know, Lance is not a terrible singer.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2603/01/2013

Can someone help me find a list of all of the celebrities in the video? There are several in the background that are not featured up close.

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2703/01/2013

Pregnant Susan Boyle at 1:54

by Nana Mouskouri's wigstandreply 2803/01/2013
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