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Let's Pretend We Are Do-Gooders!

I'm poor as a church mouse and I'm currently without a job.

Not to be too weird, but I've had persistent dreams involving a recently dead parent telling me I'm focusing too much on the small stuff and not enough on humanity.

So, most of you are wiser, smarter, and richer than me.

What is my next step?

by Anonymousreply 1202/22/2013

Are they sexy at-risk teenagers? Do you have a head shots album I can see first?

by Anonymousreply 102/20/2013

No, R1. We're supposed to be selfless and helpful. My dad didn't mention anything about diddling teens in my dreams.

by Anonymousreply 202/20/2013

Make people stop smoking

Take away their soda

Teach them to live in little tiny boxes

I know what's good for everyone

by Anonymousreply 302/20/2013

OP, you sound very fat. Are you?

by Anonymousreply 402/20/2013

R4, I should be 154 and I'm 167 so I am very fat.

by Anonymousreply 502/20/2013

I don't get it - I thought you were as poor as a church mouse, yet you present options that cost money, some downright expensive.

Would this be a St. Augustine church mouse, when under the auspices and leadership of Monsignor Meth?

by Anonymousreply 602/20/2013

How about throwing cats at baby lesbians after taking them in an surreptitiously videotaping them naked?

by Anonymousreply 702/20/2013


by Anonymousreply 802/20/2013

Listen up, Fuckos!

We're doing good for others and you have to put some thought into it.

by Anonymousreply 902/22/2013

The gays just need a hug from a Good Woman...

by Anonymousreply 1002/22/2013

OP, give yourself 50-cents for the bus.

by Anonymousreply 1102/22/2013

The DL is full of Liberals.

Liberals already pretend to be Do-Gooders.

A liberal's whole life is make believe.

by Anonymousreply 1202/22/2013
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