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Eddie Murphy Dies In Snowboard Accident

Actor Eddie Murphy is reported to have died shortly after a snowboard accident earlier today - February 19, 2013.

The actor & novice snowboarder was vacationing at the Zermatt ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland with family and friends. Witnesses indicate that Eddie Murphy lost control of his snowboard and struck a tree at a high rate of speed.

Eddie Murphy was air lifted by ski patrol teams to a local hospital, however, it is believed that the actor died instantly from the impact of the crash. The actor was wearing a helmet at the time of the accident and drugs and alcohol do not appear to have played any part in his death.

by Anonymousreply 3604/09/2013

Shut the fuck up - this has been going around for 2 months now.

by Anonymousreply 102/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 202/19/2013

OP, you're an idiot. This is a online fraud that has been said about practically every single famous person alive.

Are you new to the Internets?

by Anonymousreply 302/19/2013

what does the OP get out of posting this? other than responses (guilty as charged)

by Anonymousreply 402/19/2013

I question the sanity of people like OP. ff for you hoaxer.

by Anonymousreply 502/19/2013

This offends me.

by Anonymousreply 602/19/2013

The black Sonny Bono, almost.

by Anonymousreply 702/19/2013

R7 read my mind.

by Anonymousreply 802/19/2013

He isn't dead. His career, however...

by Anonymousreply 902/19/2013

Will he be buried next to The PJs and A Thousand Words?

by Anonymousreply 1002/19/2013

Thank God this is a hoax. I couldn't stand to lose another celebrity so soon after Alyssa Milano.

by Anonymousreply 1102/19/2013

He is still waiting to make that movie of FENCES since he owns the rights since 1987. Aint nobody got time to die. He wants that Oscar.

by Anonymousreply 1202/19/2013

In more cheerful news, OP dies in grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 1302/19/2013

Obviously false. Black people don't ski or snowboard, even the rich ones.

by Anonymousreply 1402/19/2013

Were transvestites involved?

by Anonymousreply 1502/19/2013

Can we melt the snow on the board referred to so we can waterboard the OP?

Not funny. I don't care if Murphy lives or dies, but a non-humorous spoof serves no purpose but the snarky, nose-picking giggles of an adolescent turd.

by Anonymousreply 1602/19/2013

If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

by Anonymousreply 1702/19/2013

Thought the same thing r14.

They don't like any sport with a mix of speed/risk.

Race car driving also comes to mind. They are, in fact, the slowest drivers in the universe... even slower than old people.

No surfing.

by Anonymousreply 1802/19/2013

[quote]They don't like any sport with a mix of speed/risk. Race car driving also comes to mind. They are, in fact, the slowest drivers in the universe... even slower than old people.

Uhh, then how do you explain what happened to Usher's stepson?

by Anonymousreply 1902/19/2013

This is almost as exciting as when Rick Moranis was killed while jogging alongside train tracks.

by Anonymousreply 2002/19/2013

And on the anniversary of Jerry Mather's death in Viet Nam... what are the odds?

by Anonymousreply 2102/19/2013

You mean he's still alive? Bummer.

by Anonymousreply 2202/19/2013

He's safe tonight in the arms of a Swiss tranny named Heidi LaFleur.

by Anonymousreply 2302/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 2403/07/2013

Its a lie, everyone knows blacks don't snowboard or ski.

by Anonymousreply 2503/09/2013

But is the snowboard ok?

by Anonymousreply 2603/09/2013

I can't believe he died the same way as Pauly Shore.

(By which I mean "in a snowboard accident", not "as an unemployable has been".)

by Anonymousreply 2703/09/2013

Obviously he was distraught after the death of Arpad Miklos

by Anonymousreply 2803/09/2013

Was this the snowboard that killed Alyssa Milano?

by Anonymousreply 2903/09/2013

Racist thread

by Anonymousreply 3003/09/2013

[quote]Racist thread

Yes it is, R30. But many of us remember Eddie Murphy's homophobic comedy routines. He became rich and famous hating on gays. That doesn't forgive racism but it does make it very easy not to care what happens to him. Fuck Eddie Murphy a thousand times over.

by Anonymousreply 3103/09/2013

I was pretty young when Raw came out and was definitely not allowed to see it, but even I remember how famous it was. Knowing Eddie mostly from the 90s I thought it would be fun to rent, expecting a Chris-Rock (though not as savvy) type of stand-up. When I finally got it on Netflix in 2002 I could not believe how hateful it was. Not funny, just hateful. Not only towards gay people but women as well. I did not finish the movie.

by Anonymousreply 3203/09/2013

How's his van?

by Anonymousreply 3303/09/2013

R30 exemplifies the censoring types of cunts who don't bother to attend to what is actually being said, but out of racist reflex declares a judgment because the subject is a black person who is being criticized in colorful ways.

There's almost nothing racist here.

But cunts such as R30, either a confused white guilter of little education or a perma-enraged African American, are just the equivalent of right-winger censor queens.

by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2013

Seriously ? A black man on a snowboard ! Oh dear.

Now,if you'd said choked to death,on the giant penis of a Malaysian transsexual,(after attending a truth-telling contest. Two towns over!) You would have tricked us all!

by Anonymousreply 3503/11/2013

Apparently he died again today of the same causes.

by Anonymousreply 3604/09/2013
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