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Tay-Tay stripping in Breaking Dawn 2

If only Soderbergh had cast him as the lead in Magic Mike (which Taylor wanted)...

by Anonymousreply 3902/20/2013

Off to punch the clown now! Thank you for the material!

by Anonymousreply 102/19/2013

Maybe in 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 202/19/2013

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 302/19/2013

And this is supposed to be a movie written by a Mormon woman?

by Anonymousreply 402/19/2013

...and directed by a fag!

by Anonymousreply 502/19/2013

What is he stripping off for in the movie?

by Anonymousreply 602/19/2013

RE 5 You should know. You're the one who married one

by Anonymousreply 702/19/2013

I think he has to strip to transform into a werewolf.

by Anonymousreply 802/19/2013

How come Taylor is allowed to have hairy pits, but not a hairy chest?

by Anonymousreply 902/19/2013

Because teen and tween girls think hairy chests, and body hair in general, are icky.

by Anonymousreply 1002/19/2013

But shouldn't werewolves be hairy?

by Anonymousreply 1102/19/2013

[quote]What is he stripping off for in the movie?

There was a camera in the room.

by Anonymousreply 1202/19/2013

Yeah, they're hairy when they're werewolves, you freaking dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 1302/19/2013

R13, take your meds. We're talking about a fantasy movie. Stop pretending it makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 1402/19/2013

Teens and tween girls, R10?

You must be new to DL.

by Anonymousreply 1502/19/2013

He will be cast in Babe vs Magic Mike: the story of a little pig faced boy who became a stripper.

by Anonymousreply 1602/19/2013

Tay Tay has a very unfortunate face. Just like Mugatu I feel like I am taking crazy pills when people talk about how attractive he is. He has nice eyes, but then you get to that snout.

by Anonymousreply 1702/19/2013

[quote]But shouldn't werewolves be hairy?

He's hairy when he shifts into werewolf mode. This really needs explaining?

by Anonymousreply 1802/19/2013

R18, it would make more sense if the human characters also happen to be hairy-chested guys that would hint at their werewolf nature.

Get it?

by Anonymousreply 1902/20/2013

Um, no, R19. They're shapeshifters, so what they look like as humans has no relevance on what they look like when they turn into wolves.

Get it?

by Anonymousreply 2002/20/2013

Wow, who knew you could capture all of his "talent" in one slideshow? What's he going to do now that the naked werewolf movies are over?

by Anonymousreply 2102/20/2013

[quote][R18], it would make more sense if the human characters also happen to be hairy-chested guys that would hint at their werewolf nature.

I have been on here for twelve years and that is officially the stupidest thing I have ever read on Datalounge.

What about female werewolves? Should they be hairy-chested in their human form?

Dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 2202/20/2013

Let me just say this:

THE BITCH IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!

That is all.

by Anonymousreply 2302/20/2013

Taylor is the hottest power bottom in history... hands down.

I don't know what it is about him, but he oozes sex. Masculine face and amazing athletic body.

The only problem is that once he opens his mouth, Prada purses just fall out.

He's a butch top's fantasy, though - I'll give him that.

by Anonymousreply 2402/20/2013

Taylor's body is ... perfection.

by Anonymousreply 2502/20/2013

Goddamn, he's hot!

by Anonymousreply 2602/20/2013

His face is piggish.

by Anonymousreply 2702/20/2013

He's supposed to be Native American. Not the hairiest bunch of people.

by Anonymousreply 2802/20/2013

Does Taylor have a hairy bush?

by Anonymousreply 2902/20/2013

Spoiler alert.

He's taking his clothes off in front of Bella's dad (Billy Burke, the sword wielding hero in Revolution) in order to come out as being a (closeted) werewolf by changing into one. Jacob does that to prevent Bella and her daughter (on whom Jacob imprinted on) from moving away since Bella's father would be in serious trouble when he finds out the truth about Bella being a vampire (the Vulturi clan would kill him for sure) and yet the dad doesn't stop asking questions. So Jacob reveals himself as werewolf and convinces (!) the dad that it's best not to know what's going on with his daughter.

by Anonymousreply 3002/20/2013

[quote]He's supposed to be Native American. Not the hairiest bunch of people.

Taylor himself has a nice little furry chest, for a 19-year old. He has to shave it for the Twilight character.

by Anonymousreply 3102/20/2013

I would let Taylor do to me whatever he wanted. WHATEVER. HE. WANTED.

by Anonymousreply 3202/20/2013

He shouldn't have to, R31

by Anonymousreply 3302/20/2013

r33, surveys say that teen girls prefer a shaved chest. This movie is aimed at teen girls, so that actor slave better shaves his chest.

by Anonymousreply 3402/20/2013

I guess I'm the only one who thinks he's ugly. Yes, nice body, but ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 3502/20/2013

I agree, R35.

by Anonymousreply 3602/20/2013

I just want to know where they find all those jeans in the woods? I remember in the one movie, they all ran into the woods as werewolves, then came running back as humans in only jeans with no shirts. All I know is, if I'm ever walking in the woods and run across a huge pile of jeans just laying there, I'm hightailing it outta there.

by Anonymousreply 3702/20/2013

He has a handsome, sexy face, his body is manufactured and just some dull pin up shit.

by Anonymousreply 3802/20/2013

Nice body. Too bad about the fugly face. Hot retard.

by Anonymousreply 3902/20/2013
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