If only Soderbergh had cast him as the lead in Magic Mike (which Taylor wanted)...
Tay-Tay stripping in Breaking Dawn 2
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/20/2013|
Off to punch the clown now! Thank you for the material!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/19/2013|
Maybe in 10 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/19/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/19/2013|
And this is supposed to be a movie written by a Mormon woman?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/19/2013|
...and directed by a fag!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/19/2013|
What is he stripping off for in the movie?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/19/2013|
RE 5 You should know. You're the one who married one
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/19/2013|
I think he has to strip to transform into a werewolf.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/19/2013|
How come Taylor is allowed to have hairy pits, but not a hairy chest?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/19/2013|
Because teen and tween girls think hairy chests, and body hair in general, are icky.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/19/2013|
But shouldn't werewolves be hairy?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/19/2013|
[quote]What is he stripping off for in the movie?
There was a camera in the room.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/19/2013|
Yeah, they're hairy when they're werewolves, you freaking dumbass.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/19/2013|
R13, take your meds. We're talking about a fantasy movie. Stop pretending it makes sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/19/2013|
Teens and tween girls, R10?
You must be new to DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/19/2013|
He will be cast in Babe vs Magic Mike: the story of a little pig faced boy who became a stripper.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/19/2013|
Tay Tay has a very unfortunate face. Just like Mugatu I feel like I am taking crazy pills when people talk about how attractive he is. He has nice eyes, but then you get to that snout.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/19/2013|
[quote]But shouldn't werewolves be hairy?
He's hairy when he shifts into werewolf mode. This really needs explaining?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/19/2013|
R18, it would make more sense if the human characters also happen to be hairy-chested guys that would hint at their werewolf nature.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/19/2013|
Um, no, R19. They're shapeshifters, so what they look like as humans has no relevance on what they look like when they turn into wolves.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/20/2013|
Wow, who knew you could capture all of his "talent" in one slideshow? What's he going to do now that the naked werewolf movies are over?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/20/2013|
[quote][R18], it would make more sense if the human characters also happen to be hairy-chested guys that would hint at their werewolf nature.
I have been on here for twelve years and that is officially the stupidest thing I have ever read on Datalounge.
What about female werewolves? Should they be hairy-chested in their human form?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/20/2013|
Let me just say this:
THE BITCH IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE!
That is all.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/20/2013|
Taylor is the hottest power bottom in history... hands down.
I don't know what it is about him, but he oozes sex. Masculine face and amazing athletic body.
The only problem is that once he opens his mouth, Prada purses just fall out.
He's a butch top's fantasy, though - I'll give him that.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/20/2013|
Taylor's body is ... perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/20/2013|
Goddamn, he's hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/20/2013|
His face is piggish.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/20/2013|
He's supposed to be Native American. Not the hairiest bunch of people.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/20/2013|
Does Taylor have a hairy bush?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/20/2013|
He's taking his clothes off in front of Bella's dad (Billy Burke, the sword wielding hero in Revolution) in order to come out as being a (closeted) werewolf by changing into one. Jacob does that to prevent Bella and her daughter (on whom Jacob imprinted on) from moving away since Bella's father would be in serious trouble when he finds out the truth about Bella being a vampire (the Vulturi clan would kill him for sure) and yet the dad doesn't stop asking questions. So Jacob reveals himself as werewolf and convinces (!) the dad that it's best not to know what's going on with his daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/20/2013|
[quote]He's supposed to be Native American. Not the hairiest bunch of people.
Taylor himself has a nice little furry chest, for a 19-year old. He has to shave it for the Twilight character.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/20/2013|
I would let Taylor do to me whatever he wanted. WHATEVER. HE. WANTED.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/20/2013|
He shouldn't have to, R31
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/20/2013|
r33, surveys say that teen girls prefer a shaved chest. This movie is aimed at teen girls, so that actor slave better shaves his chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/20/2013|
I guess I'm the only one who thinks he's ugly. Yes, nice body, but ugly face.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/20/2013|
I agree, R35.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/20/2013|
I just want to know where they find all those jeans in the woods? I remember in the one movie, they all ran into the woods as werewolves, then came running back as humans in only jeans with no shirts. All I know is, if I'm ever walking in the woods and run across a huge pile of jeans just laying there, I'm hightailing it outta there.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/20/2013|
He has a handsome, sexy face, his body is manufactured and just some dull pin up shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/20/2013|
Nice body. Too bad about the fugly face. Hot retard.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/20/2013|