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Would you eat live monkey brains?

This is a real ritual. You get the monkey while it's still alive, and you break the skull exposing only the brain and you eat the brain while the monkey is still ALIVE. While eating the brain which is still attached to the monkey, the monkey may scream and/or cry (with actual tears). It will stop crying once you've finished his brain because by then he will be dead. I've attached a youtube video of this. By the way, the video is fake. The monkey was not harmed in the making of the video.

So would you eat it?

by Anonymousreply 2302/18/2013

You disgust me, OP.

by Anonymousreply 102/18/2013

Are u fucking kidding me? NO

by Anonymousreply 202/18/2013

How can people be so unbelievably cruel?

by Anonymousreply 302/18/2013

I don't think this actually happens. It seems insane to me, like a stupid urban legend. I mean, who would really do this? You'd have to be a psycho to want to do something this crazy.

by Anonymousreply 402/18/2013

No, but I'd crack open the skulls of the filth that do it.

by Anonymousreply 502/18/2013

And that's how prion diseases like mad cow and CJD are spread. Never eat brains. That's just stupid.

by Anonymousreply 602/18/2013

Disgusting third world shit.

by Anonymousreply 702/18/2013

It is true. Had a buddy of mine tell me about a restaurant in Malaysia where you could buy monkey brains, and it was a live monkey.

We should nuke them!

by Anonymousreply 802/18/2013

Only the worst kind of fucking assholes would do such a thing.

by Anonymousreply 902/18/2013

[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1002/18/2013

Someone needs to eat OP's brains. Oh, wait, they can't - he doesn't have one.

by Anonymousreply 1102/18/2013

I am going to use the expression " eat live monkey brains" more often

by Anonymousreply 1202/18/2013

Yes is true. Luckily it's nothing most will ever have to witness. Lots of different beliefs/rituals in the world. Always has been always will be.

by Anonymousreply 1302/18/2013

R13, Once told a friend I wanted to be diplomat in the Foreign Service. He told a similar story to OP. Some people have no regard for the pain and suffering of animals. Since the brains are raw, I can just imagine the potential disease as well. But then there are also cannibals in the world.

by Anonymousreply 1402/18/2013

Well.... to eat them raw is a bit uncivilized. Tableside sauteing is preferred among the cultured...and monkey... whatever

by Anonymousreply 1502/18/2013

Done it and it is fabulous. Like a really exquisite faux gras.

by Anonymousreply 1602/18/2013

Google "ortolan". There are some sick gourmands in this world.

by Anonymousreply 1702/18/2013

Monkeys carry all kinds of diseases. To eat raw brains from one is beyond stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1802/18/2013

What is so sick about ortolan, other that munching on it whole. Unfortunately, they have been over-hunted and France has banned their sale. However, it's just a small game bird that is fed after it's captured until it is killed for consumption. Drowning it in Armagnac is a pretty humane way of killing it.

by Anonymousreply 1902/18/2013

I hope OP gets monkey HIV

by Anonymousreply 2002/18/2013

Can I do that with my cats?

by Anonymousreply 2102/18/2013

I'd rather eat the live brains of higher forms of life.

by Anonymousreply 2202/18/2013

F & F

by Anonymousreply 2302/18/2013
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