Would you eat live monkey brains?
This is a real ritual. You get the monkey while it's still alive, and you break the skull exposing only the brain and you eat the brain while the monkey is still ALIVE. While eating the brain which is still attached to the monkey, the monkey may scream and/or cry (with actual tears). It will stop crying once you've finished his brain because by then he will be dead. I've attached a youtube video of this. By the way, the video is fake. The monkey was not harmed in the making of the video.
So would you eat it?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/18/2013|
Are u fucking kidding me? NO
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/18/2013|
How can people be so unbelievably cruel?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/18/2013|
I don't think this actually happens. It seems insane to me, like a stupid urban legend. I mean, who would really do this? You'd have to be a psycho to want to do something this crazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/18/2013|
No, but I'd crack open the skulls of the filth that do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/18/2013|
And that's how prion diseases like mad cow and CJD are spread. Never eat brains. That's just stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/18/2013|
Disgusting third world shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/18/2013|
It is true. Had a buddy of mine tell me about a restaurant in Malaysia where you could buy monkey brains, and it was a live monkey.
We should nuke them!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/18/2013|
Only the worst kind of fucking assholes would do such a thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/18/2013|
[post by racist shit-stain # 2 removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/18/2013|
Someone needs to eat OP's brains. Oh, wait, they can't - he doesn't have one.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/18/2013|
I am going to use the expression " eat live monkey brains" more often
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/18/2013|
Yes is true. Luckily it's nothing most will ever have to witness. Lots of different beliefs/rituals in the world. Always has been always will be.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/18/2013|
R13, Once told a friend I wanted to be diplomat in the Foreign Service. He told a similar story to OP. Some people have no regard for the pain and suffering of animals. Since the brains are raw, I can just imagine the potential disease as well. But then there are also cannibals in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/18/2013|
Well.... to eat them raw is a bit uncivilized. Tableside sauteing is preferred among the cultured...and monkey... whatever
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/18/2013|
Done it and it is fabulous. Like a really exquisite faux gras.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/18/2013|
Google "ortolan". There are some sick gourmands in this world.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/18/2013|
Monkeys carry all kinds of diseases. To eat raw brains from one is beyond stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/18/2013|
What is so sick about ortolan, other that munching on it whole. Unfortunately, they have been over-hunted and France has banned their sale. However, it's just a small game bird that is fed after it's captured until it is killed for consumption. Drowning it in Armagnac is a pretty humane way of killing it.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/18/2013|
I hope OP gets monkey HIV
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/18/2013|
Can I do that with my cats?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/18/2013|
I'd rather eat the live brains of higher forms of life.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/18/2013|