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The rentboy I hooked up with last night asked me to write a review.

He asked me last night just before I left his place. He texted me today to remind me to write one and post it to an escort review site. The problem is that I didn't have a very positive experience with him, although I guess he thinks we did.

Nothing went the way I'd hoped. He was a good 20 lbs flabbier than his adam4adam pic, which showed a lean, cut physique. Also, his ad claimed that he has 8 inches thick and u/c. It was actually more like 6. OK, he was still a decent looking guy and I could deal with the smallish cock, so I was able to get past all of that. We had discussed on the phone what I was looking for...basically to get fucked. Suddenly when I got there, he says he he was not in the mood to fuck, but that I could suck him off but ONLY WITH A CONDOM. WTF! I suppose I should've left, but I was horny, so I sucked his bagged dick as I jerked myself off. He did ask me if I wanted to "party," but I told him that's not my scene.

I'm a nice, nonconfrontational guy, so I suppose I left him with the impression that it was a positive experience. I don't want to write a negative review. He's a young kid, prob about 22, new to the biz, and a negative review could affect his ability to get clients. Plus, he's on the thuggish side (that's my type...so kill me), and I'm afraid he could track me down via my phone number. On the other hand, I don't want to lie and write something positive. I'm really not sure how to proceed with this.

by Anonymousreply 3802/18/2013

He's texting from inside the house!

by Anonymousreply 102/17/2013

[quote](that's my type...so kill me)

That can be arranged.

by Anonymousreply 202/17/2013

Is there a Yelp.com for whores now?

by Anonymousreply 302/17/2013

OP, just be honest with him. Let him know it wasn't an enjoyable experience for you, and why. Maybe he'll learn the importance of truth in advertising. But tell him you won't write a negative re Jew that could hurt him, you just won't write anything at all .

by Anonymousreply 402/17/2013

Leave him a neutral, i.e., he showed up, was clean, did not steal anything or kill you.

by Anonymousreply 502/17/2013

Is "partying" code for doing drugs of some sort?

by Anonymousreply 602/17/2013

You need to be honest. You don't have room be nasty, just honest.

by Anonymousreply 702/17/2013

Bullshit. Write a complete and honest review. If someone had written about him already, maybe you could've saved yourself some oney and went with someone who could deliver. I am so sick of rentboys who charge in the neighborhood of 200 bucks an hour showing up "not int he mood" for what they advertised for. Would you accept that from any other professions? Imagine a plumber showing up, but he is not in the mood to snake your drain (pun intended), but insisted you pay him anyways. I, luckily, see a GREAT escort now who delivers everything I like. No need to settle for someone who just wants to scam you.

by Anonymousreply 802/17/2013

Yes, r6.

r5 is right - be neutral, vague, non-committal. There's no reason to be a dick (no pun intended). If this is how he treats clients, he'll come across someone who is as fucked up as he is who will give him trouble. You don't want to be that guy.

And, btw, it just isn't a good idea to give rentboys, hookups, etc, your phone number. It may seem convenient, but email is the best.

by Anonymousreply 902/17/2013

Have him come over again, and earn an A this time.

by Anonymousreply 1002/17/2013

He didn't have an email address, so we had to correspond via text and phone. I didn't tell im my last name, but I'm wondering if he can track me via cell phone. I guess the best thing to do is write a neutral review, but I think he's expecting a rave review.

by Anonymousreply 1102/18/2013

OP R11 get a disposable phone for hookups.

by Anonymousreply 1202/18/2013

I think you'd be better off texting him that while you thought he was a nice guy, you didn't enjoy the experience. It's tricky to go on in a text but that he will only use condoms even for oral sex needs to be in his ad, that his picture isn't really accurate, and that 'not in the mood' doesn't work when someone is selling a service are all things he should be told in a nice way. A neutral review will disappoint him and set some other john up for a lousy experience and he will eventually get slammed by somebody. My own practice with 'escorts' is to tell them exactly what I want in advance. No 'changies'. If they arrive and don't want to go through with it I offer cab fare, period, and they leave (I tell them that in advance too.)

by Anonymousreply 1402/18/2013

Edit the harsher stuff out or down in your middle paragraph and email him that, if you really feel you have to. The guy sells sex for a living. You already paid what you owe him.

by Anonymousreply 1502/18/2013

Review? Charge him a fuck for the work. Don't write for free.

Must speak whore to whores.

by Anonymousreply 1602/18/2013

A "negative re Jew," r4? Was that autocorrect's suggestion?

By the way, OP, you sound creepy.

by Anonymousreply 1702/18/2013

[quote]I am so sick of rentboys who charge in the neighborhood of 200 bucks an hour showing up "not int he mood" for what they advertised for.

Wtf? Is this a common practice? That's freaking bizarre!

I guess they do it as a scam?

by Anonymousreply 1902/18/2013

OP, he sees you as a pushover given how much you acquiesced during your encounter. Don't give him a review, but keep saying that you will.

by Anonymousreply 2002/18/2013

For R3 and everyone else who doesn't know about it.

by Anonymousreply 2102/18/2013

Write the review, but choose your words wisely. Damn him with faint praise, perhaps. Say nice things, but not too nice. Find some genuinely positive things to say. (Like: His adequate-sized dick stayed rock hard; or, his thuggish attitude was a turn-on for me.) And be truthful about bailing on the fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2202/18/2013

Say you're not good with the Internet type stuff. Older people usually aren't.

by Anonymousreply 2302/18/2013

e-mail him exactly what you told us, OP.

Tell him you will abstain from writing a negative review but you won't write a positive one.

by Anonymousreply 2402/18/2013

I think it's hilarious that some of you are such pussies you're counselling OP to write some polite review.

OP, just ignore the whore and get on with your life. Nothing is going to happen.

by Anonymousreply 2502/18/2013

OP. Sorry to break it to you but "not in the mood" means that he didn't find you attractive enough to fuck. He must have been repulsed.

Just say no to the review. You don't have to do anything.

Also - you're all whores obviously.

by Anonymousreply 2602/18/2013

Damn, I'd love to get paid $200 for some dude to slob on my wrapped knob. And I've got a REAL 8".

by Anonymousreply 2702/18/2013

You already have reviewed him. All that's missing is adding a name and reporting back that you've done what he asked. On DL.

by Anonymousreply 2802/18/2013

[R27] Well, maybe, what do you look like? Can I see your ass? I don't have to fuck you but your ass is important. Would you show it off for me? Shake it for me? I like all types of asses so don't be shy. Tell me about YOUR ass and why I might fall in love with it.

by Anonymousreply 2902/18/2013

What R25 said.

by Anonymousreply 3002/18/2013

[R30] Is Pee Wee Poundstone the offspring of Paula and Pee Wee Herman?

by Anonymousreply 3102/18/2013

R26, sorry to break it to you, but hookers who get paid in advance don't have the option of not delivering if they find a client unattractive and/or repulsive.

Even I know the difference between a hook-up and hiring an escort a/k/a hooker. If a hooker says he's "not in the mood" for something promised, the deal is off, period.

When someone hires an escort, the client gets what was promised for the fee that was agreed upon no matter how unattractive the escort may find the client. That's the business of being a prostitute.

Any hooker who only accepts business from "hot" or "attractive" clients is not going to be popular or busy.

OP, the boy you were with is obviously a rude amateur, a clueless idiot, and a scamming dope head.

I respectfully suggest you hire hookers through more reputable means than adam4adam, such as word of mouth (no pun intended). Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 3202/18/2013

I agree with R17, tell him you are not in the mood to review. BTW, escorts should NEVER ask for a review.

by Anonymousreply 3302/18/2013

R30 the name is inspired by them both, yes. Cracked me up when I thought of it so long ago during the Bill Clinton Datalounge years.

by Anonymousreply 3402/18/2013

Don't leave an unfavorable review if you're afraid he could track you down and he's "thuggish". Just don't review him.

by Anonymousreply 3502/18/2013

Parmeceo in espanol, dris trieta.

by Anonymousreply 3602/18/2013

Is this you OP?

by Anonymousreply 3702/18/2013
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