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Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie breath mints for Valentine’s Day

The stunning Angelina Jolie received breath mints for Valentine’s Day from Brad Pitt, her man of eight years, according to Us Weekly.

It wasn’t just an Altoid or a Tic-Tac, though. Jolie was allegedly presented with an Eatwhatever – a breath-freshening product that includes a swallowable gel cap and a mint to suck on. It’s also vegan, gluten-free and sugar-free.

The gift was intended as a loving joke because “he always teases her that she has bad breath,” a source told the magazine.

by Anonymousreply 2402/20/2013

I can believe that she has the breath of a thosand ponds

by Anonymousreply 102/17/2013

Gee, how much did the manufacturer pay for THAT product placement?

by Anonymousreply 202/17/2013

she always has blood breath.

by Anonymousreply 302/17/2013

Anorexics often do.

by Anonymousreply 402/17/2013

"The gift was intended as a loving joke because “he always teases her that she has bad breath,” a source told the magazine. "

He's tired of the bulimia, then?

by Anonymousreply 502/17/2013

I thought that Brad was thought to need a bit more attention to his odour!

by Anonymousreply 602/17/2013

Telling your partner she has bad breath is a romantic gesture?

by Anonymousreply 702/17/2013

Wouldn't you expect a vampire to have breath that smells like something died in her mouth?

by Anonymousreply 802/17/2013

I'll bet her breath isn't the only thing that stinks.

by Anonymousreply 902/17/2013

how charming..

by Anonymousreply 1002/17/2013

how fake

by Anonymousreply 1102/17/2013

Those weren't breath mints, they were Summer's eve snatch mints.

by Anonymousreply 1202/18/2013

Is her breath not-so-fresh because she's an insatiable rimmer?

by Anonymousreply 1302/18/2013

let me guess who you are?

by Anonymousreply 1402/18/2013

Daily infusions of the blood of unborn infants will do that, you know. Fuckin' succubus.

by Anonymousreply 1502/19/2013

Um, we all know that "a source" is television actress Jennifer Anniston.

by Anonymousreply 1602/19/2013

If you followed the history of Brad Pitt's celebrity, you'd already know he has quite a mean streak in him. It's all there to see! Just to start: His dumping of his gay roommate once he landed his first part. It won't be as easy to dump Angie, however. She has too much on him, I'm guessin'!

by Anonymousreply 1702/19/2013

Ana & Mia are still her bestest friends otherwise this wouldn't be happening.

by Anonymousreply 1802/19/2013

Nothing personal dear, but your breath smells like you have vaginosis.

by Anonymousreply 1902/19/2013

It is so easy to fool silly Americans.

by Anonymousreply 2002/20/2013

I agree that Jennifer Aniston has something to do with this. She STILL hasn't moved on, after all these years. How sad for her.

Her stupid fucking face is consistently in the tabloids and on Yahoo, yet no matter how much attention she tries to attract, she'll never be as beautiful as AJ, and she'll NEVER get Brad Pitt back. That's pretty pathetic.

It's even more pathetic that Aniston has to create this faux romance with Justin Theroux, and splash that across the tabloids, as well.

If there was a wikipedia entry for "disgusting pathetic sad ugly horse faced fame whore with no talent," Jennifer Aniston's photo would be smack dab in the middle. Because that's exactly what she is.

She creeps me out. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 2102/20/2013

Aniston will forever be known as the woman Brad Pitt left.

by Anonymousreply 2202/20/2013

Bulimics have the worst breath.

by Anonymousreply 2302/20/2013

Apparently that's how she hooked Bradley, R13. So, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 2402/20/2013
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