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Help!!! What should I put on my penis tonight?

I am decorating my penis and need help. What should I use? Would eggs and ham be good? Clam and mayo? Bacon and banana? Corn and pear? Peanut butter, butternut squab and pesto? Taro and boba? Hot dog, fries and ketchup? Macaroni and cheese with gourmet breadcrumbs?

by Anonymousreply 1302/17/2013

A simple strand of pearls will suffice.

by Anonymousreply 102/16/2013

Freeze it and dip in chocolate and roll in nuts.

by Anonymousreply 202/17/2013

Some lube and a tight ring

by Anonymousreply 302/17/2013

Henna tattoos are trendy now...

by Anonymousreply 402/17/2013

Is this trending on Twitter today?

by Anonymousreply 502/17/2013

Just make sure that before you 'top' it, pull back the foreskin, give it a scrub to make sure it is 'crust-less'.

by Anonymousreply 602/17/2013

I'm told my hole make a good 'hood ornament.

by Anonymousreply 702/17/2013


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by Anonymousreply 902/17/2013

Change for a twenty.

by Anonymousreply 1002/17/2013

Someone who doesn't have an STD.

by Anonymousreply 1102/17/2013

A pate of Thorazine and Hollandaise sauce.

by Anonymousreply 1202/17/2013

Sriracha sauce.

by Anonymousreply 1302/17/2013
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