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Rosemary's Baby with Katherine Heigl as Rosemary and Gerard Butler as Guy Woodhouse.

by Anonymousreply 4302/19/2013

Gone With the Wind, starring Anne Hathaway and Ryan Reynolds, with Tyler Perry as Mammy

by Anonymousreply 102/16/2013

Cabaret with Anne Hathaway and Channing Tatum with Eric Stonestreet as the Emcee.

by Anonymousreply 202/16/2013

Some Like It Hot, with Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Zooey Deschanel.

by Anonymousreply 302/16/2013

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, with Meryl Streep and Roseanne.

by Anonymousreply 402/16/2013

The Graduate 2013, with Zac Efron and Jennifer Aniston.

by Anonymousreply 502/17/2013

All About Eve

Margot = Jennifer Aniston

Eve = Selena Gomez

Karen = Jessica Alba

Addison = Bradley Cooper

by Anonymousreply 602/17/2013

These are truly horrific. Keep 'em coming!

by Anonymousreply 702/17/2013

"Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?" starring Ryan O'Neal and Joan van Ark.

by Anonymousreply 802/17/2013

"The Apartment" with Jake Gyllenhaal, Cody Horn, and Ricky Gervais

by Anonymousreply 902/17/2013

All About Eve with Sarah Jessica Parker as Margo, Amanda Seyfried as Eve, and Rupert Everett as Addison DeWitt

by Anonymousreply 1002/17/2013

The Birds, directed by Michael Bay

by Anonymousreply 1102/17/2013

The Godfather

Nathan Lane as Vito Corleone

Taylor Lautner as Michael Corleone

Jonah Hill as Sonny Corleone

AnnE Hathaway as Kay Adams

And Bradley Cooper as Tom Hagan

by Anonymousreply 1202/17/2013

Sunset Boulevard, directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Meg Ryan

by Anonymousreply 1302/17/2013

The Women with Meg Ryan, Bette Midler....oops.

Laura with Kristin Stewart as Laura, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner with Nathan Lane as Waldo and Julia Roberts as Anne Treadwell.

by Anonymousreply 1402/17/2013

"Lawrence of Arabia", with Channing Tatum as T.E. Lawrence, Taylor Lautner in the Omar Sharif role, and Ben Kingsley replacing Anthony Quinn as the any-ethnicity-you-please character actor.

by Anonymousreply 1502/17/2013

Basic Instinct:

Mel Gibson as Detective Nick Curran.

RuPaul as Catherine Tramell.

by Anonymousreply 1602/17/2013

Hello Dolly with Barbra Streisand, now that she's the right age.

by Anonymousreply 1702/17/2013

Auntie Mame with Kristin Wiig as Mame Denis, Scarlett Johannson as Vera Charles, and Bette Midler as Agnes Gooch.

by Anonymousreply 1802/17/2013

Autumn Sonata (1985) with Lana Turner and Ali McGraw directed by Irwin Allen

by Anonymousreply 1902/17/2013

Chinatown, with Ryan Reynolds as Jake Gittes, Denzel Washington as Noah Cross, and Jennifer Hudson as Evelyn Mulwray.

by Anonymousreply 2002/17/2013

Dawson's 50 Load Weekend with Justin Bieber.

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The Valley of the Dolls 2013 starring Lindsay Lohan as Neely O'Hara, Pamela Anderson as Jennifer North, Mischa Barton as Anne Welles, and Helen Lawson AS the great Helen Lawson. Written and directed by Lena Dunham. Magnifico!

by Anonymousreply 2202/17/2013

R22 wins; everyone quit playing now.

by Anonymousreply 2302/17/2013

ET with Daniel Day Lewis.

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Gypsy starring Kirsty Alley as Momma Rose and Jessica Simpson as Gypsy, Ashlee Simpson June and John Travolta as Herbie.

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino as Rocky Zooey Daschanel as Adrienne Justin Timberlake as Paulie Jeremy Renner as Mickey

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"The Birds"---starring Chris Colfer as "Mitch Brenner," Beyonce' as "Melanie Daniels," and Angry Birds as "angry birds."

"The Heiress"---starring Seth Rogen as "Morris Townsend," Beyonce' as "Catherine Sloper," Dr. Phil as "Dr. Sloper," Jennifer Aniston as "Aunt Lavinia," and Betty White as "Maria."

"My Fair Lady"---starring Ryan O'Neal as "Prof. Henry Higgins" and Beyonce' as "Eliza Doolittle."

"Cleopatra"---starring Beyonce' as Cleopatra, Jonah Hill as "Julius Caesar," Vince Vaughn as "Octavian," and Kevin James as "Marc Antony."

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"Sophie's Choice," with Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, and Josh Hutcherson.

"Mame," with Madonna.

"Casablanca," with Shia LaBoeuf, Ryan Gosling, and Emma Stone.

by Anonymousreply 2802/17/2013

R22, you missed Sarah Jessica Parker playing a horse, i.e. you missed a DL cliche. Helen Lawson - hee-lair-ee-usss.

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Rick ... Jeremy Renner

Ilsa ... Brooklyn Decker

Victor ... Paul Rudd

Renault ... John Cusack

Strasser ... Alexander Skarsgård

Ferrari ... John Goodman

Ugarte ... D.J. Qualls

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Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf (2013)

Martha ... Lindsay Lohan

George ... Charlie Sheen

Nick ... Gerard Butler

Honey ... Julianne Hough

by Anonymousreply 3102/18/2013

Tyler Perry's Who's Afraid of Madea Woolf?

Madea ... Tyler Perry

George ... Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Nick ... Bill Bellamy

Honey ... Beyonce

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The French Lieutenant's Woman with Blake Lively and Tom Hiddleston

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Joan Rivers

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The Searchers

Ethan Edwards ... Dwayne Johnson

Martin Pawley ... Paul Walker

Debbie Edwards ... Rihanna

Capt. Clayton ... Vin Diesel

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Top Gun with Willow Smith as Maverick

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Gambit with Colin Firth and Cameron Diaz

Bewitched with Nicole Kidman and Will Farrell

Single White Female with Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber

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R21 made me chortle.

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"Love Story," with Nicole Kidman and Mickey Rourke

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A Star Is Born, directed by Tim Burton and starring Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, directed by Tim Burton and starring Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.

Wuthering Heights, directed by Tim Burton and starring Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.

Gone With the Wind, directed by Tim Burton and starring Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.

by Anonymousreply 4102/18/2013

(R29) Well, slap my arse blood are so darn correct. LOL

The Valley of the Dolls 2013 co-starring SJP as Neeky O'Hara's horse, Anne Hathaway as Jennifer North's cat, and Jeremy Piven as Anne Welles' snake. The role of Helen Lawson's bird is still under casting couch consideration.

Once again - concieved, created, written, screenplayed, produced, casted, directed and given birth to by Lena Dunham. Amazing girl.

(R27) Angry Birds as "angy birds"...I almost coughed up a lung when I read that. Good one.

by Anonymousreply 4202/18/2013

Love your post, R41!

But I just have to mention that Depp really was my choice to play Norman Maine, in that remake they were talking about last year. I mean, he really is a fading alcoholic wreck, but with some skill left, as well as a sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 4302/19/2013
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