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May you suffer from bad breath, pin worms and falling hair

My granny's favorite curse.


by Anonymousreply 1302/18/2013

You ought to be STUFFED WITH NAILS, you ought!

by Anonymousreply 102/16/2013

May you be rich enough to own a house with 100 hundred rooms, and have a headache in each one.

by Anonymousreply 202/16/2013

You'll be an "old maid." That's right, the worst curse on Earth is to stay unmarried. Nothing equivalent for men; supposedly they always have plenty of choices.

May you rot in Hell.

by Anonymousreply 302/16/2013

May Yoko Ono sing at your wedding reception.

by Anonymousreply 402/16/2013

May the only restaurant in your eternity be an Olive Garden.

by Anonymousreply 502/16/2013

Falling hair? Does that refer to hair loss or an Aquanet malfunction?

by Anonymousreply 602/17/2013

May a camel with the runs play in your sandbox.

by Anonymousreply 702/17/2013

Your granny is Sophia Petrillo?

by Anonymousreply 802/17/2013

I hope you have a child just like you.

by Anonymousreply 902/17/2013

"May the Lord hate you and all your kind, may your skin turn orange in hue, and may your head drop off at an awkward moment."

by Anonymousreply 1002/17/2013

lol, Voice

by Anonymousreply 1102/18/2013

May you be forced to watch the current season of SNL on a continuous loop.

by Anonymousreply 1202/18/2013

May your mother search for you with a Geiger counter.

by Anonymousreply 1302/18/2013
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