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If he was your boyfriend, what would you do with him? How would you feel?

If Heath Ledger was your boyfriend, what would you do?

I'd give him little kisses on the lip, and do all the laundry and the cooking.

But he'd have to make up for it by going on long walks with me, and talking to me.

I'd be so much better at it than Michelle. What about you?

by Anonymousreply 1702/16/2013

Well what would you do?

by Anonymousreply 102/15/2013

This is just sad.

by Anonymousreply 202/15/2013

I'd kick the drugged out mess to the curb and tell the Olsen twins to come pick him up.

by Anonymousreply 302/15/2013

I didn't like Heath in his role as "Joker".

by Anonymousreply 402/15/2013

I no longer know if these threads are parodies of the Heath Troll, or if it is actually the Heath Troll.

by Anonymousreply 502/15/2013

The long walks would probably never happen because he would be too messed up to walk much. Same thing with talking; all of that slurred speech and trying to figure out what he was saying would probably get old real damn fast.

Drugs and the friends he was doing them with would always be more important than you and any time he spent with you. I suppose you could get used to that, especially if you don't have any self esteem or a life outside of sitting around waiting for him to come home.

He would probably come home for a day or two between binges so you'd probably need to kiss him real quick before he passed out.

It's doubtful he would notice clean clothes since he wouldn't care how bad he smelled.

by Anonymousreply 602/15/2013

I fuck dead people.

by Anonymousreply 702/15/2013

Take him out for a weekend at Bernie's!

by Anonymousreply 802/15/2013

I just noticed today how most of the threads on the first four pages or so were created by the same person. This place has fallen so far.

by Anonymousreply 902/15/2013

I'd be mourning him because he's dead and rotting in the ground, just like your mind.

by Anonymousreply 1002/15/2013

I think most gay men fantasize that Heathy is their partner- even when having sex with their real partner.

by Anonymousreply 1102/16/2013

Why don't you join him in death, R11? Just kill yourself and get it over with. Then you, too, could be rotting in the ground because you're stupid.

by Anonymousreply 1202/16/2013

What r5 said

by Anonymousreply 1302/16/2013

OP, please leave DL and never come back.

by Anonymousreply 1402/16/2013

He's too boney for me now.

by Anonymousreply 1502/16/2013

R11. never done that

by Anonymousreply 1602/16/2013

I would make sure he always had a full glass of water on his nightstand to take his pills.

by Anonymousreply 1702/16/2013
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