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It's something gay men don't talk about too much..

But what are your douching techniques- any tips? When, where, how?

by Anonymousreply 9902/18/2013

Firehose to asshole. Full blast.

Run water till ejecta from mouth runs clear.

by Anonymousreply 102/15/2013

Well, I'm in my mid-50s, so I call that poster here who eats old persons' excrement....

by Anonymousreply 202/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 302/15/2013

Fleet is the best. Compact, efficient, reusable.

by Anonymousreply 402/15/2013

And it all comes back, R4--except for one tablespoon!

by Anonymousreply 502/15/2013

I'm really glad someone brought this up because I think it's something everyone is self-conscious about yet doesn't talk about. Here at least people have no reason to be shy

I'm not a very experienced bottom, but I use an enema bulb that i bought from a sex shop but can also be bought online easily, they work just like a Fleet enema but can be better cleaned and re-used. It probably shoots more water up there than I need, and I usually do it until I get two clear streams.

I think I overdo it compared to some guys. I'm always perplexed when a friend of mine comes to visit, he stays in my place and I can never figure out if and when he douches, but at night he's always ready to get fucked and clean as a whistle

by Anonymousreply 602/15/2013

You guys are more than welcome to call me for some tips. I guess you could say I am an expert in this arena.

by Anonymousreply 702/15/2013

[quote]It's something gay men don't talk about too much..

I know...I wish they would more often.

by Anonymousreply 802/15/2013

I prefer an ass to smell like an ass.

by Anonymousreply 902/15/2013

there was a clip, i think i saw it on xtube or somewhere, of porn starts talking about their douching techniques and tips

by Anonymousreply 1002/15/2013

So link it R10.

by Anonymousreply 1102/15/2013

It's not douching, boys, it's an enema. Putting a different word on it doesn't change what it really is.

by Anonymousreply 1202/15/2013

Douching is for pussies.

by Anonymousreply 1302/15/2013

i'm at work, but think i found it on my phone

by Anonymousreply 1402/15/2013

Use manemas, dudes. Something made for assholes rather than pussies. The Basic Flex model from Fort Troff gets me nice and ready for some good, deep fucking.

by Anonymousreply 1502/15/2013

I just use one of those little "ear cleaning bulbs". You don't need a huge volume of water like one of those big specialized bulbs. Too much water will cause problems later...

by Anonymousreply 1602/15/2013

R16 are those ear bulbs enough? i really feel like they wouldn't get deep enough for longer cocks lol

by Anonymousreply 1702/15/2013

You just do it a few times until nothing else is coming out. If you shoot too much water up there, it will get "lost" and then come back out at an inopportune time.

by Anonymousreply 1802/15/2013

Giving your top a clothespin for his nose is much easier.

by Anonymousreply 1902/15/2013

Fucking disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 2002/15/2013

Please talk about it and keep talking about it.

by Anonymousreply 2102/15/2013

I'm with r9.

by Anonymousreply 2202/15/2013

I have several questions I would like answered by a douching expert please:

-How much time in advance should you douche before you anticipate sex?

-How exactly does an enema work (I've never had one before)?

-How much water should you get inside of you and how long do you hold it before you let it all out? And how many times do you have to do it before everything's out?

-Should you not eat anything after douching until sex is over?

by Anonymousreply 2302/15/2013

I don't do anal.

by Anonymousreply 2402/15/2013

So then don't respond R24. This thread is for people who do do anal...

by Anonymousreply 2502/15/2013

heh heh heh heh.... do do anal heh heh you said do do

by Anonymousreply 2602/15/2013

This is actually a very helpful thread

by Anonymousreply 2702/15/2013

LOL I know R26...

by Anonymousreply 2802/15/2013

Still waiting for answers...

by Anonymousreply 2902/15/2013




The butt.


Summer's Adam, a light squeeze, rinse and repeat.

by Anonymousreply 3002/15/2013

-How much time in advance should you douche before you anticipate sex?

At least a few minutes, no more than 2-3 hours. Otherwise, repeat.

-How much water should you get inside of you and how long do you hold it before you let it all out? And how many times do you have to do it before everything's out?

Just a little water (a bulb or so) and just hold it for a few seconds. If you hold it long, it will get absorbed and not go right back out, leaving you uncertain if it will come out later. Just wash it out a couple times until nothing brown is coming back out, and you don't feel like there is more water or "uncertainty" up there. Once it all feels good, you're good.

by Anonymousreply 3102/15/2013

A douche bulb from CVS, soapy water in the sink, squirt up your ass two times and expel...repeat until nothing comes out, plus once more time to be sure. Proceed to being fucked.

by Anonymousreply 3202/15/2013

the tip end on those ear aspirators aren't always completely smooth, at least not on the blue rubber ones. so you need to watch out when you're inserting them especially if you're tight. i really didn't know that fleet were reusable, so i guess in a crunch you can use them. but i would have to agree with the poster who recommended the ones from fort troff. they're good. and don't even think about using a summer's eve douche. don't ask.

by Anonymousreply 3302/15/2013

Do bottoms carry around little douche kits in a man purse when they go out?

by Anonymousreply 3402/15/2013

Gay men don't talk about it much but the secret ingredient to the solution is horseradish. Try it and have someone taste and you'll see.

by Anonymousreply 3502/15/2013

I don't think you have to avoid eating after douching. It takes a relatively long time for food to make it through you digestive system to your lower colon. Most mess near where a cock would reach is from the last time you went to the bathroom, not new food. is my understanding at least

by Anonymousreply 3602/15/2013

To everyone complaining that they think this thread is 'gross' or trying to make fun of it, just don't fucking read it and shut up. and the next time you get shit all over your dick or someone else's, don't complain either

by Anonymousreply 3702/15/2013

I had a colostomy, so I don't have to do much cleaning down there.

by Anonymousreply 3802/15/2013

This is why I hate anal sex.

by Anonymousreply 3902/15/2013

I hate it when my dick has shit stains on it

by Anonymousreply 4002/15/2013

Ask this guy.

by Anonymousreply 4102/15/2013

I use one of these. Works great and is so much fun to use. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 4202/15/2013

Just unscrew your shower wand hose, and turn the water on...low pressure and shove it against your sweet place, let a little in, until you feel a wee bit of weight. Hold it and then let go....Woosh! Lube and go!

by Anonymousreply 4302/15/2013

how do you know how much water to put up there?

by Anonymousreply 4402/15/2013


Believe me, too much and you'll be calling off the date!

by Anonymousreply 4502/15/2013

R44 --

See R1

by Anonymousreply 4602/15/2013

Is it true Mae West gave herself a coffee enema every day?

by Anonymousreply 4702/15/2013

Please repeat until you've got a clear stream three times in a row.....just feeling clean ain't enough....

by Anonymousreply 4802/15/2013

The clothes pins will be useful later.....

by Anonymousreply 4902/15/2013

Fleets contain way too many phosphates. If you have renal disease do not use them. Try soap suds or natural saline enemas.

by Anonymousreply 5002/15/2013

i just use plain water. is it really better to put soap water or other solutions up there?

by Anonymousreply 5102/15/2013

[quote]Try soap suds or natural saline enemas.

Soap suds? Isn't that going to cause irritation? Can't you just use water?

by Anonymousreply 5202/15/2013

Water. Plain water.

by Anonymousreply 5302/15/2013

I use the shower massage attachment.

I sit on the edge of the tub [with my ass on the inside, of course], and aim the spray at my starfish, FROM THE SIDE, not from directly below it.

Clean as a whistle!

by Anonymousreply 5402/15/2013

How do we feel about pre-lubing? Douching also strips the rectum of the natural mucous lining which could otherwise actually ease anal sex. They make pre-lubing devices, kinda like lube turkey basters!, but I've never tried them

by Anonymousreply 5502/15/2013

[quote]I think I overdo it compared to some guys. I'm always perplexed when a friend of mine comes to visit, he stays in my place and I can never figure out if and when he douches, but at night he's always ready to get fucked and clean as a whistle

Maybe he doesn't shit. Some people are lucky like that.

by Anonymousreply 5602/15/2013

some guys don't have to, apparently. a friend who's a bottom says he never does; just sticks a soaped up finger in, wiggles it around, and ready to go. i guess it just depends on personal composition and diet to an extent, i don't know

by Anonymousreply 5702/15/2013

Psyllium Husk is your friend.

by Anonymousreply 5802/15/2013

[quote]Psyllium Husk is your friend.

How much and how often?

[quote]a friend who's a bottom says he never does; just sticks a soaped up finger in, wiggles it around, and ready to go.

WTF? How does that make you crap?

by Anonymousreply 5902/15/2013

R59, he wasn't implying that it makes him crap, just that it's how his friend cleans his chute.

by Anonymousreply 6002/15/2013

It's ridiculous for people to have to cater to the needs of the people with fecalphobia. As long as you aren't extruding like a Playdough Fun Factory, or spraying like the fountains at the Bellagio, most guys don't care if you are natural.

by Anonymousreply 6102/15/2013

I like the shower shot

by Anonymousreply 6202/16/2013

I've tried Fleet, Summer's Eve, soap....I even used Bon Ami! Nothing works.

by Anonymousreply 6302/16/2013

I use plain water. I had a reusable bulb type and just filled it with warm water. My method was to have about three applications, one at a time, until the water ran clear. Then, I'd hop in the shower and finish off with a hose attachment. It was overkill, I know. I would never use a packaged Fleet enema right out of the box, the saline content burns a little but also causes (for me) a cramping urgency. I've only used one once, prior to a surgical procedure.

Word of caution, chiming in with some other posters. Sometimes all the water doesn't come out if you use too much water for too long. I found myself leaking clear water a few times after heavy penetration, which isn't too bad or embarrassing but did soak through the sheet to the mattress. One time I did an overkill enema as described in the other paragraph and waited for at least an hour before the trick showed up to my apartment. I was a little anxious, so my body responded I guess by generating some peristalsis, which I thought was just maybe a trace of leftover water inside. I didn't do another enema, and even this cute Arab cub was fucking me liquid crap started leaking out. He was angry "I thought you said you were clean!!!" and stomped to my bathroom to wash himself. He left in a huff and the sex was over. I felt humiliated and let down.

The OP asked so I figured I'd share my experiences, as gross as they may sound. It's the reality of the organ we're dealing with. Moral is dont overdo it, else, don't do it too far on advance.

by Anonymousreply 6402/16/2013

Can never figure out how much psyllium you should take.

by Anonymousreply 6502/16/2013

Thanks for sharing that, r64

by Anonymousreply 6602/16/2013

A guy I know uses Summer's Eve from 99-cent store.

by Anonymousreply 6702/16/2013

R61 maybe the dirty shit queens you date don't care but most guys DO care.

by Anonymousreply 6802/16/2013

I like r15's "manema", I will probably give it a try. I don't like how the tips of the fleets feel going inside. And they dont feel like they are getting the water deep enough in my manpussy to be effective.

by Anonymousreply 6902/16/2013

I've read in the past that enemas are a bad idea because they strip protective something or other from the colon and thereby increase the risk of hiv infection. Any thoughts from you experienced enema guys? (This is a legitimate question/concern I have, not trying to be snarky).

by Anonymousreply 7002/16/2013

Has anyone here accidentally shat whilst being fucked? Now THAT'S something gay men don't talk about too much!

by Anonymousreply 7102/16/2013

There are threads about this every other week, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7202/16/2013

R58, now that you've mentioned it how long before The Anti-Fiber Troll appears? He must be sleeping.

by Anonymousreply 7302/16/2013

There is no anti-fiber troll, just a realist who says that fiber queens need to douche, and they do.

by Anonymousreply 7402/16/2013

[quote]I've read in the past that enemas are a bad idea because they strip protective something or other from the colon and thereby increase the risk of hiv infection.

The mucous? Well I thought the hole produced more of this when you get fucked and are sexually stimulated. Or maybe its just left over enema water that gets thrusted/pushed out when the hole contracts during anal orgasms.

by Anonymousreply 7502/16/2013

I don't douche. I eat oatmeal for breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 7602/16/2013



"Uncle Bottom?"



"Do you ever get the feeling....."

"Usssssse your wordssssssss, Dear gay nephew."

"Do you ever get the feeling're not so fresh?"


"Are we discusssssssing the pile of dead flies beneath my caftan?"

by Anonymousreply 7702/16/2013

No douche, no second date.

by Anonymousreply 7802/16/2013

All these enemas are going to screw up your rectum and intestines. Drying out your anus before penetration is a bad idea as it leaves you vulnerable to tears in the lining of your anus. This is one way to transmit HIV.

In reality, you should save the hot, soapy shower for after penetrative sex as it will rid you of the majority of bacteria associated with other STDs. (Though, of course, there's nothing wrong with a shower before sex. It doesn't have to be a Silkwood shower though.)

All this enema stuff - sounds like a fetish to me. Most of you should hook up with partners who enjoy administering such treatments. You'd probably get a lot more pleasure out of it. Embrace who you are. But I wouldn't confuse a penchant for three Fleet enemas before anal intercourse as having to do solely with anal sex. It's sexual in nature for sure but sounds more like you're having your main course before the appetisers, really.

If you enjoy anal sex it's probably a good idea to maintain a healthy diet. Also, in reference to one poster who claims the "douching" is primarily to clean out the rectum after the last shit you've taken...erm, see a doctor. Sounds like you have a terrible diet and need some bowel movement training. You shouldn't be leaving shit in your rectum after a bowel movement. That's not how the rectum works. Your rectum is actually cleaner than your mouth. Not the exterior of your anus but your rectum.

Psyllium husks. Coupled with a healthy diet and plenty of water throughout the day, this works for me. Just add a few tablespoons of husks to a half glass of water (maybe two, to start), follow with another full glass of water. I do this usually in the late afternoon, after 5 PM, usually before dinner. You can take it with food as well but I've never noticed a difference. Usually by morning, my entire bowel will empty. Sometimes it empties and then 15 or 20 minutes later it empties again. If not, try an additionally tablespoon later that day. I usually use 3 tablespoons a day.

The most important thing about rectal health is NEVER PUSH OR STRAIN. Also, do not spend a lot of time seating on the toilet. If you have to go, take a seat. If nothing is happening, get off of it. Never read on the toilet, at least not for long periods. You're just pre-disposing yourself to haemorrhoids later in life (though there are other causes including genetic pre-disposition).

I noticed recently you can buy a 1kg bag of organic psyllium husks at Whole Foods for an incredibly reasonable price. The small amounts available in health food stores are usually very overpriced.

A healthy diet - with vegetables and multi-grains as well - exercise, plenty of water, rest, etc., always lead to good health and well-being.

Also, you just have to be smart. If you're going to have recreational sex that day eat sparingly and save your appetite for after. If you're in an LTR, you and your partner will figure out when the best time of day to have sex is, based on your regular habits. Never lose your sense of humour and just be practical - not every day is a great day for anal sex. Or suggest taking a shower together or whatever. Be human not some fuck toy. If a sex partner is putting unreasonable pressure on you, dump him and find another.

There are weird guys out there who, for example, just want to fuck, no foreplay, no oral, no rimming, they're completely disgusted and obsessed with hygiene issues. Avoid them. You don't have to please them. There are nicer people out there who will treat you much better. Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 7902/16/2013

R75, I believe you're thinking of a vagina.

Hello Anti-Fiber Troll @ R74! Hope you're having a good year!

by Anonymousreply 8002/16/2013

R77 wins

by Anonymousreply 8102/16/2013

R74 here I am PRO fiber, but fiber queens have a residue of stink and still need to douche.

by Anonymousreply 8202/16/2013

Maybe the people you have sex with just need to wash better.

by Anonymousreply 8302/16/2013

Uh? you are crazy if you rim! check this out click on the link on the page where it states,"How Are Intestinal Parasites Spread"

by Anonymousreply 8402/16/2013

Bacterial infections transferred by oro-anal sex

As we’ve indicated above, contact between the mouth and the anus will probably result in the transfer of ‘bottom germs’ – though these will not necessarily cause disease. Bowel organisms

There is evidence that the bowel organisms Salmonella, Shigella and Campylobacter can all be transmitted by oro-anal contact. These can all cause abdominal pain and diarrhoea. Infections with Salmonella and Shigella can occasionally be very serious. Hepatitis A

Hepatitis A is a common viral infection that can cause jaundice and abdominal pain. It is not usually life-threatening, although sufferers can feel very ill.

The virus is often found in faeces in high concentrations and will almost inevitably be present on the apparently clean anal skin of infected individuals. It can be transmitted by oro-anal contact.

Several epidemic outbreaks have been reported among gay men, but heterosexual couples practising oro-anal contact are just as likely to be at risk. Hepatitis B

Hepatitis B is a viral infection. It is common in hot countries and around the Mediterranean. It used to be rare in the UK, but rates are rising. It is particularly common among people who have had a previous sexually transmitted disease, and among drug users. It can cause a very serious, potentially fatal, liver disease and chronic liver damage. It is most commonly transmitted by inoculation of infected blood, by sharing needles for injection, needlestick injuries and the medical use of infected blood products. Virus particles are found in semen, stool and saliva, as well as blood. There is clear evidence that it can be transmitted through vaginal and anal intercourse, but it is unproven whether it can be transmitted through oral sex. Certainly, there is a theoretical risk of transmission. Hepatitis C

Hepatitis C is a viral infection transmitted in a similar way to hepatitis B and often affects drug users. Some people with hepatitis C infection were infected with blood products, such as transfusions, prior to adequate screening procedures in the 1980s. There is limited evidence that hepatitis C may be transmissible through receptive oro-genital contact. Worms

Threadworms, and probably other worms, can be transmitted by oro-anal contact or by fellatio after anal intercourse. What about herpes?

Herpes simplex virus (HSV) infection is the commonest cause of genital ulceration. There are two types of the virus. Type 1 affects mainly the lip – causing cold sores. Type 2 causes blisters on the genitals.

In the past, it was thought that genital herpes was caused almost exclusively by Type 2, but in recent years it has become clear that many herpes ulcers on the penis or vulva/vagina are actually caused by the Type 1 virus.

Genital herpes is characterised by recurrent bouts of vesicles (small blisters), either on the penis or vulva, or other parts of the female genital tract. These rapidly break down to form small, painful ulcers. The first episode is usually associated with an acute feverish illness, which may be quite severe. It frequently recurs, although recurrent bouts are usually associated with a milder illness.

HSV can also cause pharyngitis, an inflammation of the throat with ulcer formation. HSV is highly infectious and usually sexually transmitted. It is certainly transmitted by penetrative intercourse but there are several reports of transmission through oral sex. Virus particles are shed profusely from ulcers, either oral (including cold sores) or genital, and infection is far more likely when these are present. Transmission is less likely, but not impossible, in the absence of ulcers.

If you have a cold sore on your lip, do not give anyone oral sex – or even kiss them. What about HPV and the risk of cancer?

In late 2010, I was alarmed when an ENT surgeon showed me the larynx (voicebox) of a man who had had a lot of oral sex partners. The patient was hoarse, and he found it difficult to speak. The area round his vocal cords was virtually 'swamped' by a network of fine, white threads. These, it transpired, wer

by Anonymousreply 8502/16/2013

#85, if you touch the door handle on your way out of the bathroom, and put your hand anywhere near your mouth- you've just rimmmed everyone that went in there. That's how small and aggressive bacteria/germs are.

They've done studies in office environments that found after a while, everyone there has the same bacteria in their bodies just from living amongst each other on a daily basis.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

by Anonymousreply 8602/16/2013

I once took the head off a shower hose and stuck it up my hoo-ha. Oh Lord Jesus, you wouldn't believe the things (and SMELLS) that came out of me. Granted, I filled up much more than just my rectum...I squirted water up inside me until it HURT and I couldn't hold it anymore. It never did run clear. And I was most def out of commission the rest of the night, as more and more of that dookie water made its way out of me. Never again!

by Anonymousreply 8702/16/2013

This is why I only date guys that don't poop.

by Anonymousreply 8802/16/2013

Many of them are Mexicans, so no.

by Anonymousreply 8902/16/2013

I agree with r79 except for the Psyllium, it irritates the intestinal lining. My doctor gave me a magnesium powder linked below to take at night for sleep and good bowl movements. It works great without any crampy feelings. Its main function is for relaxation and calcium balancing but you can tell when you are taking the right amount by your bowl movements, once it gets runny cut back.

Also, Chia seeds soaked in water works great along with all the other great advice from r79.

Would also add a good probiotic in the 10s of billions and Glutamine for over all gut health.

by Anonymousreply 9002/16/2013

R90 = Graduate of the Suzanne Somers School of Medicine.

by Anonymousreply 9102/16/2013

R90, I'm with you on the glutamine and pro-biotic. I take a big dose of magnesium at bedtime as well.

by Anonymousreply 9202/16/2013

1] Eat lightly any day you want to be fucked.

2] before you go out rinse like you are making chitlins. Rinse deep and clean plenty of times.

3] a little lube and vanilla and you are out the door.

by Anonymousreply 9302/16/2013

nohing like a mug of dookie water and a scone in the morning...

by Anonymousreply 9402/18/2013

So much for spontaneity. Has anyone had the conversation, "Sorry dear, but I'm not really... ready down there- be back in half an hour."?

by Anonymousreply 9502/18/2013

Has anyone used the Fleet enema that is made just to clean the rectum and is not a laxative? I think it is called Fleet Natural. Does it work without the cramping?

by Anonymousreply 9602/18/2013

R79 is a font of misinformation.

by Anonymousreply 9702/18/2013

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 9802/18/2013

So, let me get this straight (so to speak). Straight men hate us because we gays fuck each other in the ass. We clean our asses out thoroughly first. Straight guys go right up their lady's doody-chute with no prep and pull their dicks out afterwards covered in chocolate surprise. And they have the balls to call US disgusting?!?

by Anonymousreply 9902/18/2013
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