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Questions CNN should have asked the swanky Carnival Triumph passengers

"Was it hard to look at the buffet 'chocolate fountain' the same way again?"

by Anonymousreply 1602/15/2013

"Why didn't you shit in an ice bucket and then toss the contents overboard, instead of shitting in the hallway, you dirty nasty bitch?"

by Anonymousreply 102/15/2013

Swanky?

by Anonymousreply 202/15/2013

People shit in the hallway? What a moronic thing to do....and on a boat! Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 302/15/2013

"When you noticed that the carpeting had become soaked with urine, did you change out of your flip-flops?"

by Anonymousreply 402/15/2013

"So essentially you're saying the whole ship was a poop deck?"

by Anonymousreply 502/15/2013

"When you saw boats nearby, why didn't you jump?"

by Anonymousreply 602/15/2013

So Madam, why didn't you flop your blubbery buns over the railing and let fly?

by Anonymousreply 702/15/2013

"Were you worried about that asteroid hitting your ship, like those folks in Russia?"

by Anonymousreply 802/15/2013

"Other than that, how was the entertainment?"

by Anonymousreply 902/15/2013

That is a lively outfit you are wearing ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

by Anonymousreply 1002/15/2013

When you were having a bowel movement into a Ziploc, were you humming "What a setup, holy cow! If my friends could see me now..."?

by Anonymousreply 1102/15/2013

Serious question: Have any of you ever shit into a baggie? I can't imagine how disgusting it must be, but more importantly, it must difficult as all Hell.

I don't know that I could manage it, so I can't fathom how the average 300 pounder on Carnival Cruise got it done.

by Anonymousreply 1202/15/2013

I don't think they were sandwich size, R12!

by Anonymousreply 1302/15/2013

I would have taken Imodium every day.

by Anonymousreply 1402/15/2013

I love r14!

by Anonymousreply 1502/15/2013

OP, did you see the passengers on tv? Even taking into account all that happened to them, swanky is not exactly the first word that comes to mind.

by Anonymousreply 1602/15/2013
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