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Modern actors who have never done nude scenes

No frontal or backal.

by Anonymousreply 7702/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 102/14/2013

Hugh Dancy

by Anonymousreply 202/14/2013


by Anonymousreply 302/14/2013

erm, try again Poster 1.

by Anonymousreply 402/14/2013

Ewan McGregor. He's so self-conscious.

by Anonymousreply 502/14/2013

R4, where's his dick? It ain't "nude" if I can't see his dick.

by Anonymousreply 602/14/2013

Didn't Ewan McGregor have a sex scene complete with full frontal with Tilda Swinton in some dreary movie on a barge in England or something? I remember seeing it. Someone was murdered.

Thanks for posting that link to the Jake pics. My god he has a beautifl body. Shit.

by Anonymousreply 702/14/2013

Are you crazy (5)?? See "the pillow book"....ewan is bouncin' all over that screen naked for Like 2 hours! Lol

by Anonymousreply 802/14/2013

r6, what part of the OP specifying neither frontal NOR BACK nudity didn't you understand?

by Anonymousreply 902/15/2013

Jake Gyllenhaal's bare ass in motion.

by Anonymousreply 1002/15/2013

George Clooney

by Anonymousreply 1102/15/2013

R4, why did you link to censored screencaps from Perez when there are plenty of the real thing online?

by Anonymousreply 1202/15/2013

I think R5 was joking - you bitches didn't even pick up on that.

Ewan has done nudity in about 10 different movies - including showing his cock multiple times (eg. Velvet Goldmine, Young Adam, Pillow Book etc).

by Anonymousreply 1302/15/2013

Hugh Dancy has shown his ass, R2:

by Anonymousreply 1402/15/2013

Clooney was nude in Solaris

by Anonymousreply 1502/15/2013

Has Keanu ever disrobed?

by Anonymousreply 1602/15/2013

Ryan Gosling has never really done a proper nude scene

by Anonymousreply 1702/15/2013


by Anonymousreply 1802/15/2013

Matthew Perry

by Anonymousreply 1902/15/2013

Asses aren't very exciting. I want to see cock at the same time I see face. Cock and face together. That's the ticket.

Thanks for all the pics, though, of Jake and Hugh.

I'd really like to see Gale Harold's cock, too.

by Anonymousreply 2002/15/2013

Burl Ives.

by Anonymousreply 2102/15/2013

Let's look at the nominees for Best Actor:

Bradley Cooper - no

Daniel Day-Lewis - yes

Hugh Jackman - no

Joaquin Phoenix - yes

Denzel Washington - yes

by Anonymousreply 2202/15/2013

Warren Beatty.

by Anonymousreply 2302/15/2013

Actually, I think Bradley Cooper did do a nude scene (showed his ass) in one of his early films.

by Anonymousreply 2402/15/2013

An ass a nude scene does not make. COCK IS WHAT YOU NEED. YOU NEED COCK.

by Anonymousreply 2502/15/2013

Al Pacino

by Anonymousreply 2602/15/2013

Has John Cusack ever done one? I can't even recall seeing him shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 2702/15/2013

Cusack has 3 nipples. If he took his shirt off, no one would take him seriously as a actor.

They'd just yell at the screen, "Take it off!"

by Anonymousreply 2802/15/2013

Jason Bateman

by Anonymousreply 2902/15/2013

Julia ROberts, maybe?

by Anonymousreply 3002/15/2013

Meryl Streep

by Anonymousreply 3102/15/2013

Meryl flashed her teet in Silkwood. I think she also got hosed down naked in the same film after her character was exposed to too much radiation but her hands were strategically placed.

by Anonymousreply 3202/15/2013

Warren Beatty showed his ass in "Shampoo" long ago.

Efron is the one I'm waiting for. Gotten to tighty whities but that's it. Soon since he needs more edge.

by Anonymousreply 3302/15/2013

Yes. The edge of his head, R33 (somehow I doubt Zac is "intact").

by Anonymousreply 3402/15/2013

r33 Efron showed his naked but to the paparazzi from his hotel room around

Bradley Cooper has done butt work in some of his early lesser known films.

by Anonymousreply 3502/15/2013

Barbra did a nude scene in The Owl and the Pussycat but had it removed from the final film and destroyed because she didn't like the way she looked. (with her perfectionism issues it must have been tough to please her)

by Anonymousreply 3602/15/2013

All of you can look at me naked, front, back, and between my legs. Heck, I'll even let you suck me off!

by Anonymousreply 3702/15/2013

And pretty sure Pacino showed his (bent over) ass while tied up in "Cruising: just a glance maybe as cops rush in to save him.

by Anonymousreply 3802/15/2013

I think AnnE Hathaway is on Cam4 right now.

by Anonymousreply 3902/15/2013

Jake Gyllenhaal famously turned down the Michael Pitt role in Bertolucci's "The Dreamers" because he didn't want to show his peen.

by Anonymousreply 4002/15/2013

Jake also used a stunt double for the nude jump in Brokeback (because he is afraid of heights---poor thing)

by Anonymousreply 4102/15/2013

SJP would nver do nudity on Sex and the City...(actually I doubt Matthew Broderick has even seen her naked.)

by Anonymousreply 4202/15/2013

R42 But her groomer has.

by Anonymousreply 4302/15/2013

r42, I always found it odd that all the other ladies, even Kristen Davis, showed their tits except for SJP.

Also, one would think that Samantha would be the most nude character but it was actually Miranda. She showed her floppy jugs in almost every episode it seemed.

by Anonymousreply 4402/15/2013

And the world is forever grateful, R42. We just don't need to see some things.

by Anonymousreply 4502/15/2013

Pacino showed his ass in "Panic in Needle Park".

by Anonymousreply 4602/15/2013

Wilford Brimley is a hot walrus naked.

by Anonymousreply 4702/15/2013

Has tom cruise? Not that I want to see it. Leo? (Ditto). Oh and Reese W I think once said that there was no reason to do nudity and wondered why actresses did it.

by Anonymousreply 4802/15/2013

Tom did butt and penis in All the Right Moves (and then had the penis removed from VHS casettes versions...I think they brought it back for DVD)

He did butt in Far and Away and Jerry McGuire....he does have a nice ass in spite of all his other negative qualities.

Leo did full frontal in some movie with David Thewlis

Reese took her tits out in Twilight...not that Twilight but an old Paul Newman movie

by Anonymousreply 4902/15/2013

Cruise in "All the Right Moves", dick kind of too. Leo full frontal and shrinkage in "Total Eclipse". There are shots of Reese topless out there somewhere from some movie, "Freeway" maybe?

by Anonymousreply 5002/15/2013

we think alike r50

by Anonymousreply 5102/15/2013

ha, yes, I too worry that I know this stuff. And we overlapped. Like we're playing Nude Actors category on "Jeopardy" and both buzzed in.

by Anonymousreply 5202/15/2013

P.S. But you won with "Twilight". Alex would scold me for "What is 'Freeway'?"

by Anonymousreply 5302/15/2013

aww u two r cute.

by Anonymousreply 5402/15/2013

[quote]Barbra did a nude scene in The Owl and the Pussycat but had it removed from the final film and destroyed because she didn't like the way she looked.

No one else did either.

by Anonymousreply 5502/15/2013

"Tom did butt and penis in All the Right Moves (and then had the penis removed from VHS casettes versions..."

Maybe there were multiple VHS releases and he had it deleted from one of them, but it definitely existed on VHS with the dick shot included - I used to rent it from our local video store when I was in high school to jerk off to that shot.

by Anonymousreply 5602/15/2013

You have to go see more European movies to see nude actors and hot sex.

Hollywood is to conservative - no sex but tons of guns and violence.

by Anonymousreply 5702/15/2013

[quote]Maybe there were multiple VHS releases and he had it deleted from one of them, but it definitely existed on VHS with the dick shot included - I used to rent it from our local video store when I was in high school to jerk off to that shot.

true r56...there was an early version that became the movie people rented to see Tom's dick....and he didn't like that. It was a Paramount film and he was Paramount's big star so he made them blur out the dick.

Something about all those young gay boys whacking off to his penis made Tommy nervous for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 5802/15/2013

R7 & 8 have apparently never heard of sarcasm.

Here's a suggestion. Try reading R5's post again in the voice of Alan Rickman.

I don't think Claire Danes has ever done nudity. It's kind of glaring in Homeland, since Morena Baccarin and Damian Lewis don't have a problem getting naked.

by Anonymousreply 5902/16/2013

[quote]Bradley Cooper - no


by Anonymousreply 6002/16/2013

More Bradley butt

by Anonymousreply 6102/16/2013

[quote]Julia ROberts, maybe?

There is a brief shot of Julia's breasts in "Pretty Woman" as the camera is panning behind the headboard when she and Richard Gere are kissing on the bed, just after the "He sleeps" line.

by Anonymousreply 6202/16/2013

That's some sweet stuff.

by Anonymousreply 6302/18/2013

Wilmer Valderrama

by Anonymousreply 6402/18/2013

James Wolk hasn't done any nude scenes yet. No butt, no frontal. But he has done a lot of shirtless shots. Last year he guest-starred on HAPPY ENDINGS and there was a scene where he was shirtless and the girls kept running their fingers down his fuzzy torso. So hot.

by Anonymousreply 6502/18/2013

This bitch even got to cup his tits. *jealous*

by Anonymousreply 6602/18/2013

Where are the Bradley Cooper shots from?

by Anonymousreply 6702/18/2013

[quote]Jake also used a stunt double for the nude jump in Brokeback (because he is afraid of heights---poor thing)

And thank god he didn't since the papperazzi was there to film the whole thing. That's how Heath's dick shots got published all over. Jake was right to trust his instincts or else his dick shots would be published all over now too!

by Anonymousreply 6802/18/2013

Jake was already under contract for another project while that scene was taped, so he couldn't risk being injured. It was not a fear of heights.

by Anonymousreply 6902/19/2013

And Ledger could risk being injured because he wasn't signed to any upcoming movies? Wouldn't it have fucked up the rest of the Brokeback shooting for him to get injured? (Or are you saying they scheduled that shot for Ledger's last day of filming, when they didn't care what happened to him?)

by Anonymousreply 7002/19/2013

Bea Arthur owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 7102/19/2013

[quote]Where are the Bradley Cooper shots from?

R60 is from a comedy film he did years ago called "Bending All The Rules", and R61 is from "Nip/Tuck".

by Anonymousreply 7202/19/2013

Hermonie Gingold

by Anonymousreply 7302/19/2013

I don't think these guys have done nudity.

1. Tom Hanks

2. Will Smith

3. Jennifer Love Hewitt

by Anonymousreply 7402/19/2013

Will Smith showed his big, voluptuous ass in one of those sci-fi flicks and in the Wild Wild West.

by Anonymousreply 7502/19/2013

Tom Hanks showed ass in CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR, and you could see his pubes in the locker room scene in FORREST GUMP.

by Anonymousreply 7602/19/2013

Meryl shows her breasts in "The Bridge of Madison County."

by Anonymousreply 7702/19/2013
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