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Michael Landon shirtless in suspenders in scene from "Little House"

Nips for days. Broad chest and shoulders. Gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 4303/17/2015

Gyno and flabby middle. Not remotely hot. I really can't understand DL and its fattie obsession.

by Anonymousreply 102/14/2013

R1, go fuck yourself, you 98 lb. anorexia victim.

by Anonymousreply 202/14/2013

R1: as usual, trying too hard.

by Anonymousreply 302/14/2013

Right. And he probably looks a skeletal hot mess, to boot.

by Anonymousreply 402/14/2013

Hmm. Moobs going south..

by Anonymousreply 502/14/2013

Does Little House still come on?

by Anonymousreply 602/14/2013

Um, people, he's dead, please.

by Anonymousreply 702/14/2013

Oy, I can't unsee that.

by Anonymousreply 802/14/2013

How bizaare is it to have Pa sweaty and half naked and sexy as all get out...but in a scene about the death of the family pet?

What were they thinking?

And Landon rarely went shirtless in his TV shows.

by Anonymousreply 902/14/2013

Big chest.

He must have quite the shitbro.

by Anonymousreply 1002/14/2013

Nasty bitch tits and an inner tube around him you could use on a semi.

What is with the love of fat men here? I mean, it's okay, but those of us who are sane and have self-respect really get tired of being tolerant for the fatty freaks creaming themselves over these lard-ass creeps (even the dead ones, like Landon).

"Little Joe" was a joke, like "Little John" in Robin Hood.

by Anonymousreply 1102/14/2013

He definitely does have gyno in that clip. I love gyno on a hot, fit guy, though - I would have sucked those tender, aching nips for days.

by Anonymousreply 1202/14/2013

Fuck off and die R11 with your tastelessness. I'll bet you look thisclose to death.

by Anonymousreply 1302/16/2013

His gay son, Christopher, is definitely not flabby!


by Anonymousreply 1402/16/2013

Note to the meth-addicted twinks/twink-lovers bashing this thread, this is what Real Men looked like in the '70s--unlike the 'got-abs-but-stick-arms-and-flat-chest' Grindr addicts today.

by Anonymousreply 1502/16/2013

Don't you wish you were hot like r11 (pictured)?

by Anonymousreply 1602/16/2013

Amen, R15. Landon was a real man indeed, not like these pathetic skeletal twink freaks who worship twigs and stick figures.

by Anonymousreply 1702/16/2013

He was handsome.

by Anonymousreply 1802/16/2013

He had one of the most present and obvious VPLs in TV history.

by Anonymousreply 1902/16/2013

Landon had a good body only if moobage + thick waistline = good body. Now THESE are good bodies. Look and learn, kids.

by Anonymousreply 2002/16/2013

He and his son are surprisingly hairless for Jews.

by Anonymousreply 2102/16/2013

Grow up, R20. A good body is relative. A hot bod can be someone who looks like a REAL man (Landon) or a bunch of over-pumped 'roid heads like you posted.

by Anonymousreply 2202/16/2013

Personally, Landon looks more attractive to me than those pumped-up queens in R20.

by Anonymousreply 2302/16/2013

OMG, thanks for the warning, OP. Now I'm all upset because of that scene! You heartless bastard. I didn't want to watch a pet death scene.

by Anonymousreply 2402/16/2013

[quote]He and his son are surprisingly hairless for Jews.

Landon's father was Jewish. His mother was Irish Catholic. Landon's gay son is only 1/4 Jewish and his name is Christopher, which means "carrier of Christ," a name Jewish people rarely choose for their sons.

by Anonymousreply 2502/16/2013

Pa, get over here an' make a woman of me, you bare-chested ol' beast. Ma'll be home soon and we'll need enough time to fix ourselves proper 'fore she walks through the door. C'mon, Pa! My musky treasures won't plunder 'emselves!

by Anonymousreply 2602/16/2013

Pa, get your hunky body over here and rip off my little blouse on the prairie!!

by Anonymousreply 2702/16/2013

Do me doggy-style before I turn cold and stiff, Pa.

by Anonymousreply 2802/16/2013

Eldergay thread.

by Anonymousreply 2902/16/2013

Uhh... duuh... Gee Pa, is it mah turn next? I don't have mah full lady-parts like Laura and Mary do, so I ain't shore what I gots to do...

by Anonymousreply 3002/16/2013

I bet Melissa's "Little House" was quite engorged during that scene.

by Anonymousreply 3102/16/2013

I think he waxed.

by Anonymousreply 3202/16/2013

Clearly Chris inherited his schlong size from dad.

by Anonymousreply 3302/16/2013

Mother's always pointing out that Charles Ingalls can't even afford to pay what he owes in the store. Perhaps it's time he learns that there are other ways to pay off one's debts. Fun ways that don't involve the exchange of money...or the wearing of clothes!

by Anonymousreply 3402/16/2013

Nellie dear, I hate to break it to you, but you were an asexual fag hag. Look at what you married. Little louse on the fairy, indeed. If anyone's juicy is primed to accept Charles's rather large manhood, it is I, dear.

by Anonymousreply 3502/16/2013

What cracked me up about that show was how they tried to pass off California for Minnesota. No place in Minnesota remotely resembles the place where they filmed Little House on the Prairie.

by Anonymousreply 3602/16/2013

Miss Beadle, regardless of what mother says about you, I don't think of you as the town mattress. And you're right; it's only fair that you get a crack at Mr. Ingalls' famously large manhood. His wife did try to kill you and take your job after all. Teaching Caroline a lesson is the least you could do (even if we all know teaching isn't your strong suit).

by Anonymousreply 3702/16/2013

Nellie, dear, shouldn't you be at the sheriff's in Sleepy Eye bailing your husband out on yet another morals charge? My goodness, he sure does get around. Tell me, dear, is that restraining order barring him from coming within 500 feet of Andrew Garvey still in effect? I'll take care of Charles.

by Anonymousreply 3802/16/2013

Lucky Half Pint burying her face on Pa's hot chest. Where is the hair?

by Anonymousreply 3902/16/2013

Is that really chris landon????

Where has HE been hiding?

Are there more????

by Anonymousreply 4002/16/2013

This is chris landon

by Anonymousreply 4102/16/2013

[quote]No place in Minnesota remotely resembles the place where they filmed Little House on the Prairie.

Actually, that's not true.

If you've ever been to the actual Southwestern part of Minnesta (where the actual Walnut grove and Mankato are), you'd see that it's much like the land in California where they filmed it, although there are probably more trees.

by Anonymousreply 4202/16/2013

[You do realize that this is a troll, right? You might want to stop talking to it.]

by Anonymousreply 4303/17/2015
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