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Europe according to the Dutch


by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013

Oh those impish Dike-Pluggers ... they're so funny!

by Anonymousreply 102/14/2013

I'd imagine if you called a plumber from Poland to come over to Holland, the mileage fees wouldn't make it so cheap anymore.

by Anonymousreply 202/14/2013

I don't get it, why are Spain and Portugal Santa Land, because they are so far away?

by Anonymousreply 302/14/2013

R3, I thought it was because they take their Christmas holidays there, but could be wrong, I'm not Dutch.

by Anonymousreply 402/14/2013

The map labels could be a whole lot more witty with more snob appeal to make it funnier. It needs work.

by Anonymousreply 502/14/2013

R3 According to tradition, Sinterklaas arrives each year from Spain by boat.

by Anonymousreply 602/14/2013

They weren't very clever with what they called themselves.

by Anonymousreply 702/14/2013

What do "sinterklaas" (Santa Claus?) and "cherso" mean? And why do they refer to themselves as "Holland"? I thought Holland was just a region within the Netherlands?

by Anonymousreply 802/14/2013

Europe according to the US, I think.

Google for a version according to the country of your choice - there are plenty.

by Anonymousreply 902/14/2013

Sinterklaas is the Dutch Santa, in the history we took our idea of sinterklaas to America, they changed it into Santa because Sinterklaas was a little hard to pronounce, Sinterklaas is also held in December, only on the 5th instead of the 24th. The reason why Spain is called that way is because that is where he lives and comes from every year.

The reason why Greece is called Cherso is because Greece has a island called Chersonissos. Some friends who come from Den Haag(a city in the Netherlands) made a program about there holiday over there and in there theme song they said: "Oh oh Cherso" so that's why.

by Anonymousreply 1003/20/2013

Fuck the Dutch bitches in the ass!!

by Anonymousreply 1103/20/2013

R9 mummy?

by Anonymousreply 1203/20/2013

Why didn't they give their country a name? They could have titled it "Land of Assholes" considering that's what they are. I've been all over Europe, and the Dutch are some of the biggest assholes I've ever met. It's a shithole too.

If it wasn't for Amsterdam (and even that isn't all it's cracked up to be), nobody would even pass through that shithole.

by Anonymousreply 1303/20/2013

they are right, having lived there, being in Amsterdam you see every single Euro nation tromp through your neighborhood and you get pretty sick of it after a while

by Anonymousreply 1403/20/2013

Ven I vas a gurl in Papendrecht, ve had scurvie, zo nauw I grow de lemons.

by Anonymousreply 1503/20/2013

r11, I do every night.

by Anonymousreply 1603/20/2013

I always thought they were assholes turnes out they are.

by Anonymousreply 1703/20/2013
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