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Tea Party group FreedomWorks shoots video of Hilary Clinton having sex with giant panda

[quote]The tea party group FreedomWorks initially considered screening the vid at conservative conference - but thought better after shocked reactions from small screening group.

FEBRUARY 14, 2013

Oh those tea partiers and their sense of humor.

Apparently a few of them thought it would be hilarious to depict Hillary Clinton getting down and dirty with a giant panda bear.

That's according to Mother Jones magazine, which reports on strange shenanigans over at the tea party group FreedomWorks. A promotional video created by the group reportedly included a scene in which FreedomWorks official Adam Brandon dreams that he's wandering down an office hallway when he sees the panda performing cunnilingus on someone in a Clinton mask.

Both the panda and Clinton, Mother Jones reports, are played by female interns.

FreedomWorks apparently screened the video for employees, but scrapped plans to show it at a large conservative conference last year - no doubt in part because employees were horrified at the display.

"How was that not some form of sexual harassment?" one former employee said. "And there were going to be thousands of Christian conservatives at this thing. This was a terrible lack of judgment."

Brandon defended the scene as humorous to Mother Jones, and other FreedomWorks officials didn't comment.

by Anonymousreply 1802/15/2013

Thread is useless without vid

by Anonymousreply 102/14/2013

Stay classy, Teapublicans.

by Anonymousreply 202/14/2013

[quote]the panda performing cunnilingus on someone in a Clinton mask.

Eats, Shoots and Leaves.

by Anonymousreply 302/14/2013

Yes, because this is exactly the sort of thing that female voters will find compelling....

by Anonymousreply 402/14/2013

Lynne Truss are you here?

by Anonymousreply 502/14/2013

I want it leaked on YouTube.

by Anonymousreply 602/14/2013

Mother Jones broke the story. It was one of the most-talked about stories on Twitter this morning.

by Anonymousreply 702/15/2013

We TOTALLY need to get that video and leak it.

by Anonymousreply 802/15/2013

Can we start a rumor that Obama is now claiming that if you don't put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, it means you support him?


by Anonymousreply 902/15/2013

They made an unpaid intern dress as a panda to eat out an employee.

This is your party, Cotton Mouth.

by Anonymousreply 1002/15/2013

What's the story trending under on Twitter? Today's promoted hashtag? #FishFriday. I'm not kidding.

by Anonymousreply 1102/15/2013

I don't get the whole panda thing, but maybe I'm not batshit.

by Anonymousreply 1202/15/2013

Panda=Chinese communist mascot.

by Anonymousreply 1302/15/2013

They suck at humor so much. If the panda is supposed to be China, it would've been "funnier" and more jibing with their philosophy if Hillary was the one blowing it. Cigar optional.

by Anonymousreply 1402/15/2013

[quote]Apparently Tea Party advocacy group FreedomWorks, LOVES their fake panda (is someone over there a fan of the Plushie movement?). They love the wordplay on the idea of “pandering,” (pandering…panda…get it?) which is what they accuse their opponents of. So whenever they can, they get their panda out there to appear in street rallies (pictured above), videos (fast forward to the 2:03 mark), and in public protest theater. Have I already mentioned how much they LOVE their panda?

by Anonymousreply 1502/15/2013

Not going to help the Tea Party's image, is it?

by Anonymousreply 1602/15/2013

Revenge for the "teabagger" references?

by Anonymousreply 1702/15/2013

Nice "typo" OP with that headline.

Now Fuck OFF you tea-party piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 1802/15/2013
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