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Seth McFarlane's face

it is so sweet, like a puppy or something...I could stare for days

by Anonymousreply 6004/17/2013

Some times I see him and think "wow, he's such a handsome man". Then other times I see him and think "GAWD, he looks almost mongoloid". He's just one of those people who does not photograph well all the time.

by Anonymousreply 102/13/2013

The squinty eyes and the receding hairline are dealbreakers.

by Anonymousreply 202/13/2013

See, this is his retard face

by Anonymousreply 302/13/2013

He looks a bit like he could be an Osmond brother.

by Anonymousreply 402/13/2013

And this is his handsome face.

by Anonymousreply 502/13/2013

it isn't exactly hot but sort of hypnotic....like it is just so happy and smiley you are sort of drawn into it like some sort of vortex....

by Anonymousreply 802/13/2013

This thread was made possible by botox, a brow lift, and a generous gift from the Christie Brinkley Is Timeless foundation.

by Anonymousreply 902/13/2013

OP = Brian Griffin

by Anonymousreply 1002/13/2013

His hideous smugness overwhelms any semblance of human appeal in his mug. He just looks like someone who needs to be punched, on principle.

by Anonymousreply 1102/13/2013

I almost want to fuck him because of his face, it looks soft.

by Anonymousreply 1202/14/2013

I desperately want to see his feets!

by Anonymousreply 1302/14/2013

Peter Brady crossed with Bobby Darin. In the sulphur belching pits of hell

by Anonymousreply 1402/14/2013

He's part Asian?

by Anonymousreply 1502/14/2013

His Asian father

by Anonymousreply 1602/14/2013

It's a fat face, and remained so even when his body got skinny again.

It's so fat he even approaches Tiffani Thiessen territory.

by Anonymousreply 1702/14/2013

His Asian mother

by Anonymousreply 1802/14/2013

I will NOT be borrowing the OP's copy of the latest "Entertainment Weekly."

by Anonymousreply 1902/14/2013

I want him to fuck me, hard, and inside me quite deeply. But only in character as Brian the dog. He should speak like Brian and talk dirty while he's fucking me doggie style. And I want to moan and groan like Stewie.

I've thought about this a lot.

by Anonymousreply 2102/15/2013

He's rich, bitches. Nuff said.

by Anonymousreply 2202/15/2013

That fat face thing that DiCaprio has. Irish fat face from overdrinking

by Anonymousreply 2302/15/2013

R17, I thought I was the only one who noticed Tiffany's fat face. I remember as a kid, the boys saying she was hot, but all I saw was this humongous face.

Speaking of Seth, FAMILY GUY has made fat face jokes at Minnie Driver's expense, but hers is relatively small compared to Thiessen's.

by Anonymousreply 2402/15/2013

The OP is Meg Griffin.

by Anonymousreply 2502/15/2013

This is part Asian?

by Anonymousreply 2602/15/2013

Baffled by r26's link.

by Anonymousreply 2702/15/2013

Or how about this?

by Anonymousreply 2802/15/2013

Or how about I give up...

by Anonymousreply 2902/15/2013

R26, R28, R29, what is your problem?

by Anonymousreply 3002/15/2013

I find a picture, copy and past the link and that is what's happening!

by Anonymousreply 3102/15/2013

Looks like he's got down syndrome. I suspect a chin implant as well.

by Anonymousreply 3202/15/2013

I didn't know Seth McFarlane has AIDS?

by Anonymousreply 3402/15/2013

Seth MacFarlane is sooooo hot!

I remember when he appeared on 8 Simple Rules, that was the first time I'd ever seen him, and I was like, omg that man is so pretty, I must have him!

by Anonymousreply 3502/15/2013

I love his smiley, cuddly face. I'll bet he's very ticklish, too.

by Anonymousreply 3602/15/2013

Ha, on r18 link with his mom's obit it says his mom's parents were "both longtime teachers at Governor Dummer Academy (now known as The Governor's Academy)" What a name for a school. Good thing they changed it. I would prefer President Smarter School.

by Anonymousreply 3702/15/2013

His hairline is so so fake. It's embarrassing. You would think someone so rich would have a hairline that looks better than a magic marker line.

by Anonymousreply 3802/15/2013

R5, he doesn't have a handsome face.

by Anonymousreply 3902/15/2013

He's gay, isn't he?

by Anonymousreply 4002/15/2013

He's hot AND funny. What a great combination.

by Anonymousreply 4102/15/2013

He's handsome (though I wouldn't say "hot") and definitely has some inherent talent, but here's what bugs me about him:

1) Family Guy clearly has a lot of good stuff in it, but it is also loaded with filler and lazy writing. If I ever see Peter fighting that fucking chicken again, my head will explode. I get the feeling that sometimes episodes come up short due to lazy writing, so he just says "Fuck it. Add a chicken fight scene."

2) That goes double for all the damn musical numbers. We get it. He likes musicals. But they're usually just distracting, tedious, and not funny within the context of the show. They get added I think for the same reason the chicken fight and several of the non-sequitur cutaways do: to add time to a show running short.

3) I know Seth is liberal and gay friendly, but find a lot of stuff on the show to be just as homophobic as the right wing South Park. Bryan's cousin, the running "Is Stewie gay" stuff, the Peter turns gay episode, the "Brokeback Mountain" parody from the perspective of the horses, etc., etc. He can't seem to help himself from getting a laugh by using the most mincing, prissing stereotypes amd resorting to gay panic humor.

4) Casting that homophobic criminal douchebag Mark Wahlberg in his movie.

So I'm not sure I'm into him.

by Anonymousreply 4202/15/2013

[quote]So I'm not sure I'm into him.

Get off the fence prisspot

by Anonymousreply 4302/15/2013

He likes musicals/show tunes, you never see him with any women, he's really into gay rights for being a straight guy, he has a lot of contempt for a lot of people, he had his teeth done, his hair done, he spray tans. I think he is gay.

by Anonymousreply 4402/15/2013

Oh and I don't think it was a coincidence that he hosted SNL and Frank Ocean was the musical guest.

by Anonymousreply 4502/15/2013

Is he still dating Daenerys Targaryen?

by Anonymousreply 4602/15/2013

Something creepy about him.

by Anonymousreply 4702/15/2013

He likes 'em young. And stupid. He's been linked to several starlets who match that description.

by Anonymousreply 4802/15/2013

Would love to cum on his face.

by Anonymousreply 4902/15/2013

Family Guy is shit. It's lazy and it's so done, like The Simpsons and South Park. Bugs Bunny out classes them all.

by Anonymousreply 5002/15/2013

For R51:

by Anonymousreply 5102/15/2013

"he spray tans"

He does? Link for any photographic evidence.

by Anonymousreply 5202/16/2013

Of course he does R53.

Did you see the first pic at R31's link -- that's his original face, AND his original bargain-basement 'Kevin Nealon' toupee. At least he's spending a little more in the fake hair department...

by Anonymousreply 5304/17/2013

If there is one face I want to punch in Hollywood, it's Seth's. it just has that 'duuuh' quality.

by Anonymousreply 5404/17/2013

Stick up, highway buggery, murder in the first degree.

by Anonymousreply 5504/17/2013

I think Seth is hot and that voice makes me melt - I could listen to him for days. He is a huge gay rights supporter. I know a lot of gays are offended by his shows, but I think he uses his platform to show people how ridiculous their preconceived notions/stereotypes are. The Family Gay episode is one of my favourites. He pushes the envelope further with Roger in American Dad. IMO, it is nice to have someone who is cutting edge, and not afraid to rub people the wrong way, on our side.

by Anonymousreply 5604/17/2013

Hideous giant baby head

by Anonymousreply 5704/17/2013

I think he's a handsome

by Anonymousreply 5804/17/2013

He has one of those faces which would look better with several loads of hot spunk on it.

by Anonymousreply 5904/17/2013
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