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I'm considering investing in an ant farm.

Should I?

by Anonymousreply 1202/14/2013

Have you thought about a roach hotel?

by Anonymousreply 102/13/2013

Yes. And then you and your partner can invent pseudo-back-stories, land an obscure reality show, and then end up on The Amazing Race yammering on incessantly about how you saved the ant farm.

by Anonymousreply 202/13/2013

I've got one under my slab ranch home in Boca!

by Anonymousreply 302/13/2013

Go ahead. Buy the farm.

by Anonymousreply 402/13/2013

They are actually fun, owned one years ago.

by Anonymousreply 502/13/2013

A full farm sounds like a big commitment, OP. Perhaps you could start smaller? Something like an ant dairy?

by Anonymousreply 602/13/2013

Bee hive would be better.

by Anonymousreply 702/13/2013

I had one that was going strong until my hamster tipped it over.

by Anonymousreply 802/13/2013

You do know you'd have to be up at 4am every day to milk them.

by Anonymousreply 902/13/2013

What I always enjoy is harvesting the ants once a week. They're delicious as an appetizer.

by Anonymousreply 1002/13/2013

I prefer sea monkeys.

by Anonymousreply 1102/14/2013

I'm working on a sex farm.

by Anonymousreply 1202/14/2013
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