Survivor Caramoan Diaz: Lisa Whelchel Free Season - The No Spoiler Thread
All your favorites are back. These are all people who made a stupid fatal mistake, including 2 people who gave away immunity idols. You could call this the idiots season. Fans Vs. Dumbasses.
Your favorite crazy religious Hantz, Brandon!
Your favorite Special Agent Phillip Phillips!!
Your favorite Ice Cream Scooper Erik!!!
Your favorite first boot Francesqua!!!
Your favorite super fan nerd Cockrun!!!!
Your favorite actress Cameron Diaz!!!!
Your favorite bitch Chlorine!!!
Your favorite from Philippines Macum Freebird!!!
The rice that Chase Rice was chasing, Brenda!!!!!
Please please please DO NOT post spoilers in this thread. If you post spoilers, we will immediately F&F you! Thank you for your cooperation.
Survivors, Ready? Go!!!!
|by Jeff Probe||reply 56||05/08/2013|
Cameron Diaz is on Survivor?
|by Jeff Probe||reply 1||02/13/2013|
Yeah, why not? I guess she saw how it revived Lisa Whelchel's career. Now all has-been actresses want to go on Survivor.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 2||02/13/2013|
I would just die if Mycum is the first voted out. Just die!
|by Jeff Probe||reply 3||02/13/2013|
Good thing for Jeff Probst that he kept his day job, or in his case his evening job, since his talk show was cancelled today.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 4||02/13/2013|
I hope Phil brings the crazy!
|by Jeff Probe||reply 6||02/13/2013|
Really need the uncensored footage from that first competition.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 7||02/13/2013|
GO NAKED! Pants around your knees.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 8||02/13/2013|
Hear hear, r7. The thought of little Malcolm flopping out of Big Malcolm's drooping shorts gets me a little too excited.
Did you see Brandon's face when Malcolm was exposed? Looked like the sin of lust to me. And then afterward he jumped right into Malcolm's arms and tackled him.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 9||02/13/2013|
Yum! Eddie and Reynold and my true love Malcolm. Some scenery this season.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 11||02/13/2013|
Wow, Malcolm was HOT in school!
|by Jeff Probe||reply 12||02/13/2013|
It seems that Brandon is a woman hater.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 13||02/13/2013|
Eddie and Reynolds seem full of themselves...love Malcolm!
|by Jeff Probe||reply 14||02/13/2013|
Ugh! Now we're going to have to put up with Brandon's bullshit next week.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 16||02/13/2013|
I feel bad for Franchesqwha. She is really just not cut out for this game.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 18||02/13/2013|
Is this the thread, then?
|by Jeff Probe||reply 19||02/13/2013|
Hate, hate HATE these people. Worst in a long time. Will be one of the lowest rated seasons ever.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 20||02/13/2013|
Why isn't Colton on the Favorites team? I want his racist bones back.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 21||02/13/2013|
I don't know which is the official thread, I was too busy masturbating after watching this episode.
Bitches better not vote off any of that man candy!
But if they listen to crazy Phillip, well good luck with that.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 22||02/13/2013|
Where can we find an uncensored version of the first challenge?
|by Jeff Probe||reply 25||02/13/2013|
Everyone saw Malcolm's taint....hot!
|by Jeff Probe||reply 26||02/14/2013|
Jeff has said this is a great season and even better than last season which is already great. He says something amazing happens this season on the beach. He doesn't mention One World and South Pacific because even he knows those seasons sucked ass.
What is your favorite season?
|by Jeff Probe||reply 28||02/14/2013|
The cool high school kids don't seem so smart thus far. They have an alliance of four in a group of ten. Do the math doofuses.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 29||02/14/2013|
First episode and Brandon is already hating on the pretty girl who gives him a boner. Andrea is a sinner !
|by Jeff Probe||reply 30||02/14/2013|
Wednesday's premiere was the lowest rated premiere of Survivor EVAH. 2.4 adults 18-49 rating, less than 9 million viewers.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 31||02/14/2013|
One World was good until Colton got sick and it became The Kim Show. Redemption Island was horrible because it was always The Boston Rob Show but Jeff loved that season because his friend won. Heroes Vs. Villains was very good expect for the ending. The last good season was Fabio's.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 32||02/15/2013|
I can't believe Malcolm bent over and exposed his asshole to everyone. Everyone just stood there with their mouths open. What I wouldn't give to be one of those contestants who got to see that view.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 33||02/20/2013|
I wonder if Malcolm is embarrassed. He's the new kid on the block. No one really knows him and he makes his first impression by showing his asshole and cock to his tribe.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 34||02/20/2013|
Name (Age): Malcolm Freberg (25)
Current Residence: Hermosa Beach, Calif.
Inspiration in Life: O.J. Simpson. I’m a sucker for underdog stories.
Hobbies: Exercising, writing/reading and partying.
Pet Peeves: Dumb people.
3 Words to Describe You: Charming, brilliant and cocky.
If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why?
1) Hair ties – I can’t see anything without them.
2) Book of puzzles – Your mind is a muscle and needs to be kept in shape.
3) Whiskey – to unwind after a hard day of challenge domination and competitor manipulation.
SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I think I will play most like Russell. You can control and rule with an iron first. You just have to be clever enough for them to thank you for it in the end. I’ll run the show from day 1 until I’m handed an oversized check with my name on it.
Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I’ve been watching Survivor since I was 12 years old. Some kids grow up watching baseball on TV and dream of getting their chance to play in the big leagues. I grew up watching and dreaming about playing Survivor.
Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I’m smart, I’m athletic and I’m nice to look at.
Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: There’s no reason to play the game if you’re not playing to win. I’m not trying to see ‘if I have what it takes’ or ‘how far I can make it.’ The best thing I have going for me is my single-mindedness to be the champion.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 42||02/20/2013|
LOL at Erik yelling at Malcom to "Go Naked!!!"
|by Jeff Probe||reply 44||02/20/2013|
Is that really Malcolm, r46?!
|by Jeff Probe||reply 47||02/20/2013|
That's not Malcolm, that's Steve Brass
|by Jeff Probe||reply 48||02/20/2013|
Why is Malcolm so careless sending out dick shots? He's no better than Luke Jankwoski.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 49||02/20/2013|
Malcolm looks fat in his everyday life.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 51||02/20/2013|
Why didn't Reynolds say the bulge in his pocket was his big penis, and then whip it out? It would have made me very happy.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 52||02/20/2013|
Is there a new thread yet? I searched but couldn't find one on DL's shitty search mechanism.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 53||04/20/2013|
Malcolm was a douche this season. As hot as they were I wouldnt want the three amigos to take over the game. I'm still on Cockrun's side.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 55||05/08/2013|
How come Cochran didn't want to bro down with the hotties? You know you all would have.
|by Jeff Probe||reply 56||05/08/2013|