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Survivor Caramoan Diaz: Lisa Whelchel Free Season - The No Spoiler Thread

All your favorites are back. These are all people who made a stupid fatal mistake, including 2 people who gave away immunity idols. You could call this the idiots season. Fans Vs. Dumbasses.

Your favorite crazy religious Hantz, Brandon!

Your favorite Special Agent Phillip Phillips!!

Your favorite Ice Cream Scooper Erik!!!

Your favorite first boot Francesqua!!!

Your favorite super fan nerd Cockrun!!!!

Your favorite actress Cameron Diaz!!!!

Your favorite bitch Chlorine!!!

Your favorite from Philippines Macum Freebird!!!

The rice that Chase Rice was chasing, Brenda!!!!!

Please please please DO NOT post spoilers in this thread. If you post spoilers, we will immediately F&F you! Thank you for your cooperation.

Survivors, Ready? Go!!!!

by Jeff Probereply 5605/08/2013

Cameron Diaz is on Survivor?

by Jeff Probereply 102/13/2013

Yeah, why not? I guess she saw how it revived Lisa Whelchel's career. Now all has-been actresses want to go on Survivor.

by Jeff Probereply 202/13/2013

I would just die if Mycum is the first voted out. Just die!

by Jeff Probereply 302/13/2013

Good thing for Jeff Probst that he kept his day job, or in his case his evening job, since his talk show was cancelled today.

by Jeff Probereply 402/13/2013

It's starting!

by Jeff Probereply 502/13/2013

I hope Phil brings the crazy!

by Jeff Probereply 602/13/2013

Really need the uncensored footage from that first competition.

by Jeff Probereply 702/13/2013

GO NAKED! Pants around your knees.

by Jeff Probereply 802/13/2013

Hear hear, r7. The thought of little Malcolm flopping out of Big Malcolm's drooping shorts gets me a little too excited.

Did you see Brandon's face when Malcolm was exposed? Looked like the sin of lust to me. And then afterward he jumped right into Malcolm's arms and tackled him.

by Jeff Probereply 902/13/2013


by Jeff Probereply 1002/13/2013

Yum! Eddie and Reynold and my true love Malcolm. Some scenery this season.

by Jeff Probereply 1102/13/2013

Wow, Malcolm was HOT in school!

by Jeff Probereply 1202/13/2013

It seems that Brandon is a woman hater.

by Jeff Probereply 1302/13/2013

Eddie and Reynolds seem full of Malcolm!

by Jeff Probereply 1402/13/2013


by Jeff Probereply 1502/13/2013

Ugh! Now we're going to have to put up with Brandon's bullshit next week.

by Jeff Probereply 1602/13/2013

Oh noes!

by Jeff Probereply 1702/13/2013

I feel bad for Franchesqwha. She is really just not cut out for this game.

by Jeff Probereply 1802/13/2013

Is this the thread, then?

by Jeff Probereply 1902/13/2013

Hate, hate HATE these people. Worst in a long time. Will be one of the lowest rated seasons ever.

by Jeff Probereply 2002/13/2013

Why isn't Colton on the Favorites team? I want his racist bones back.

by Jeff Probereply 2102/13/2013

I don't know which is the official thread, I was too busy masturbating after watching this episode.

Bitches better not vote off any of that man candy!

But if they listen to crazy Phillip, well good luck with that.

by Jeff Probereply 2202/13/2013

Worst castmates evah!

by Jeff Probereply 2302/13/2013

I love My-cum so much!

by Jeff Probereply 2402/13/2013

Where can we find an uncensored version of the first challenge?

by Jeff Probereply 2502/13/2013

Everyone saw Malcolm's!

by Jeff Probereply 2602/14/2013

I love Malcolm so much.

by Jeff Probereply 2702/14/2013

Jeff has said this is a great season and even better than last season which is already great. He says something amazing happens this season on the beach. He doesn't mention One World and South Pacific because even he knows those seasons sucked ass.

What is your favorite season?

by Jeff Probereply 2802/14/2013

The cool high school kids don't seem so smart thus far. They have an alliance of four in a group of ten. Do the math doofuses.

by Jeff Probereply 2902/14/2013

First episode and Brandon is already hating on the pretty girl who gives him a boner. Andrea is a sinner !

by Jeff Probereply 3002/14/2013

Wednesday's premiere was the lowest rated premiere of Survivor EVAH. 2.4 adults 18-49 rating, less than 9 million viewers.

by Jeff Probereply 3102/14/2013

One World was good until Colton got sick and it became The Kim Show. Redemption Island was horrible because it was always The Boston Rob Show but Jeff loved that season because his friend won. Heroes Vs. Villains was very good expect for the ending. The last good season was Fabio's.

by Jeff Probereply 3202/15/2013

I can't believe Malcolm bent over and exposed his asshole to everyone. Everyone just stood there with their mouths open. What I wouldn't give to be one of those contestants who got to see that view.

by Jeff Probereply 3302/20/2013

I wonder if Malcolm is embarrassed. He's the new kid on the block. No one really knows him and he makes his first impression by showing his asshole and cock to his tribe.

by Jeff Probereply 3402/20/2013


by Jeff Probereply 3502/20/2013

Tongue him.

by Jeff Probereply 3602/20/2013

Skinning Dipping

by Jeff Probereply 3702/20/2013

Teaching orphans

by Jeff Probereply 3802/20/2013

Evolution complete

by Jeff Probereply 3902/20/2013


by Jeff Probereply 4002/20/2013

The Boy Wonder

by Jeff Probereply 4102/20/2013

Name (Age): Malcolm Freberg (25)

Current Residence: Hermosa Beach, Calif.

Inspiration in Life: O.J. Simpson. I’m a sucker for underdog stories.

Hobbies: Exercising, writing/reading and partying.

Pet Peeves: Dumb people.

3 Words to Describe You: Charming, brilliant and cocky.

If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why?

1) Hair ties – I can’t see anything without them.

2) Book of puzzles – Your mind is a muscle and needs to be kept in shape.

3) Whiskey – to unwind after a hard day of challenge domination and competitor manipulation.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I think I will play most like Russell. You can control and rule with an iron first. You just have to be clever enough for them to thank you for it in the end. I’ll run the show from day 1 until I’m handed an oversized check with my name on it.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I’ve been watching Survivor since I was 12 years old. Some kids grow up watching baseball on TV and dream of getting their chance to play in the big leagues. I grew up watching and dreaming about playing Survivor.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I’m smart, I’m athletic and I’m nice to look at.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: There’s no reason to play the game if you’re not playing to win. I’m not trying to see ‘if I have what it takes’ or ‘how far I can make it.’ The best thing I have going for me is my single-mindedness to be the champion.

by Jeff Probereply 4202/20/2013

Island boy

by Jeff Probereply 4302/20/2013

LOL at Erik yelling at Malcom to "Go Naked!!!"

by Jeff Probereply 4402/20/2013

Malcolm bulge

by Jeff Probereply 4502/20/2013

Dick shot

by Jeff Probereply 4602/20/2013

Is that really Malcolm, r46?!

by Jeff Probereply 4702/20/2013

That's not Malcolm, that's Steve Brass

by Jeff Probereply 4802/20/2013

Why is Malcolm so careless sending out dick shots? He's no better than Luke Jankwoski.

by Jeff Probereply 4902/20/2013

I love Macom!

by Jeff Probereply 5002/20/2013

Malcolm looks fat in his everyday life.

by Jeff Probereply 5102/20/2013

Why didn't Reynolds say the bulge in his pocket was his big penis, and then whip it out? It would have made me very happy.

by Jeff Probereply 5202/20/2013

Is there a new thread yet? I searched but couldn't find one on DL's shitty search mechanism.

by Jeff Probereply 5304/20/2013


by Jeff Probereply 5404/20/2013

Malcolm was a douche this season. As hot as they were I wouldnt want the three amigos to take over the game. I'm still on Cockrun's side.

by Jeff Probereply 5505/08/2013

How come Cochran didn't want to bro down with the hotties? You know you all would have.

by Jeff Probereply 5605/08/2013
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