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Lena "Lens" Dunham here!

Any questions about me, about my being a voice of an entire generation, or about my kicky new nickname?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 5302/04/2017

Did you invent the wide-angle lens for your self-portraits?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 102/12/2013

"Well Lens, it's the same name but just with a different sound at the end of it, bitch."

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 202/12/2013

Lens, I just commented in another thread about you and Patrick "Scoop" Wilson. I hope you keep your clothes on next time we meet.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 302/12/2013

Congratulations, hun. Everybody LOVED the Patrick Wilson romance. So real. And that outfit! You little trendsetter.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 402/12/2013

You're a great big fat person.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 502/12/2013

Did you really grow up in a modest Manhattan loft?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 602/12/2013

Are you going to out your father, asshole and cock artist Carroll Dunham?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 702/12/2013

Lens, will you be getting any more monstrosities inked on your hamhock arms?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 802/12/2013

I love you on that show "Girls" in which you play the title character! Do you ever think "Girls" will get "Detroit" big?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 902/12/2013

Please don't insult hamhocks. What have they ever done to you?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1002/12/2013

Did you discover any polyps while being so deep inside your own ass?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1102/12/2013

Do your dress designers used baked or raw potatoes as a model?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1202/12/2013


Do you think of yourself as more of a wide angle lens or a narrow angle lens?

I adore all your work!

-Amanda from Fairfield

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1302/12/2013

When scissoring that fat fuck Adele, doesn't the yeast get in the way?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1402/12/2013

R14 Of course not, Chris. And then we have fresh brioche every morning!

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1502/12/2013

Lens, is it true that haters got to hate? If so, is that what is driving your detractors?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1602/12/2013

Is it true that your boyfriend has to roll you in flour in order to find the wet spot?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1702/12/2013

Stop trying to make "Lens" happen. "Lena" is much more annoying, and fittingly so.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1802/12/2013

I think Lens is fun, like a flirty, rompered alter ego.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 1902/12/2013

I'm afraid that Lena "Lens" Dunham has already happened.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2002/12/2013

What's your favorite f-stop? How wide is your aperture?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2102/12/2013

Lena 'Boom Boom' Dunham, YOUR 15 minutes were already up in 2012!

Were you adopted? Your mom and sister are attractive with nice figures, both are taller and slim.

Your wacko closet case artist dad was rather good looking when he was younger.

Bottom line: you do not resemble anyone in your family, not one of your features resembles any of them.

You'd be very well suited for a film about the old days on Hester Street, just slap a babushka on your head! You even have the waddle down perfectly. You can portray a middle aged shopkeeper on Hester or Orchard Street in the old days! Rugalech anyone?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2202/12/2013

So Lens, have you found a laser tattoo removal artist yet? That thing on your arm is hideous.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2302/12/2013

Lens, why do people hate you? It can't just be your looks, there are other comediennes that are also not so comely. Is it the gratuitous nudity?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2402/12/2013

No other young comedienne has a nickname quite so fab as I do. That is why they hate me. But hate me or love me, they cannot deny me.

Also: because none of them have tattoos quite so becoming as the ones I have beautifully patterned on my aple flesh.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to do a few more bumps of coke because I have to write more television scripts that give voice to my generation.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2502/12/2013

Lenska bubala darlink, you just are not funny or talented! Poor thing.

That is the real reason why everyone cannot stand you. The taulking about your is really getting out of hand.

Add your repulsive cottage cheese body to the mix, in addition you your overly narcissistic exhibitionistic tendencies, well, bubala, it's enough to make anyone kvetch and constantly get verklempt!

Let's do coffee darlink. We really need to taulk!

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2602/12/2013

Lena, have you read this interview with your 'artist' parents, it really mads me laugh.

I can see where you get the attitude from!!

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2702/12/2013

Lens, you're almost as fat as Kate Upton--and she's on the front cover of the swimsuit issue of 'Sports Illustrated' as fat as can be.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2802/12/2013

Lens, now that you are raking in the dough, is there any chance you may buy a full-length mirror? If so, will you actually use it? TIA.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 2902/12/2013

Lens, I can't stress this enough: Tattoo Removal immediately!!

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3002/12/2013

Lens, how fucking hard did everyone laugh when you submitted the script with Patrick Wilson calling you beautiful and begging you to stay with him?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3102/12/2013

r7 Hannah's gay ex tells her her father is a closeted gay and she later agrees early in season 1. So.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3202/12/2013

Hey Lens,

I adored the yellow caftan you wore to the Grammys.

Where on Earth did you find one that large?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3302/13/2013

I don't get it. Where did this Lens name come from?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3402/13/2013

Who the fuck are you?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3502/13/2013

Scroll down to the scene where she "opens her soul" out to her two niht hottie stand.

Some of the most annoying, self important bullshit dialogue ever. I want to slap her.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3602/13/2013

Lens, why are you so jealous of Allison Williams?

Is that why you are turning her character into an illogical mess? What's the next step for her, bipolar lesbian? Are you gonna force her to gain weight, ironically, or are you gonna make her give up her beauty deals? Or is her char. in 4 certain death as a season 3 opener?

Thanx 4 ur time Lens! ^ _ ^

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3702/13/2013

With a name like Lens, she's got to be Hawt!

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3802/13/2013

Bump, because "Lens" makes me laugh.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 3902/13/2013

OMG are those really tattoos? I thought it was some child that she sat on scribbled for help with a Sharpie.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4002/13/2013

What's it like to have had to struggle for SO LONG to get a gig with Apatow? How did you ever survive with just the help of your parents? Why couldn't they afford to do anything with your teeth?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4102/13/2013

Were you named after Kay Lenz, or her brother, Telephoto?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4202/13/2013

Lens darlink, who are fucking next week?

Channing Tatum, Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, Jude Law, Will Smith, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Colin Firth, Morgan Freeman, Bradley Cooper, Johnny Depp, Ryan Gosling, Orlando Bloom, Vin Diesel?

How about some musicians, Adam Levine, Lenny Kravitz? Ricky Martin? Sting? Cee-Lo Green? The ghost of Jimi Hendrix?

A random male Abercrombie model?

Your real father?

A shoe?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4302/14/2013

How did you, at 24 years old, get the 9-page New Yorker profile that appeared back in November 2010, when barely anyone had ever heard of you? And why was there an equally long profile written about your mom's art and your family in a more recent issue of the magazine from 2012?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4402/14/2013

Is that little pointy extra tooth an affectationv?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4502/14/2013

Lens, a word to the wise. You can't help not having talent, but there's no reason you have to be fat. Work on it.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4602/14/2013

R22, that doesn't even look like the same person, although of course it is. I know people age in 15-20 years, but that looks like a completely different face.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4702/14/2013

Why are you obsessed with wearing baby and toddler clothing?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4802/14/2013

Are you famous because you're a whore, you're a Jew, your agent's a Jew/whore?

Did you blackmail someone?

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 4902/14/2013

Lens, you bring new meaning to the words "ugly whore"!


by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 5002/14/2013

Lens is being neglected/snubbed/ignored today.

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 5102/15/2013

Good luck on Seff tonight Lens!

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 5202/27/2014

Chic high ponytail!

by Lena "Lens" Dunhamreply 5302/04/2017
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