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Shahs of Sunset Star Mike Shouhed Naked

Here's a picture from his Playgirl shoot -- is that a penis I see?

by Freddiereply 5004/13/2013

I want to see his ass. Playgirl is pretty tame, though, so we may not even see that.

by Freddiereply 102/12/2013

I love Mike. He is the Ultimate Heterosexual, confident enough in his own sexuality that he is able to be affectionate with his gay friend Reza.

He is also a very kind and fun-loving man. What a great guy! A real mensch! And a good son.

by Freddiereply 202/12/2013

Here's Mike...

by Freddiereply 302/12/2013

I love his nipples. Every man should have nipples like him - huge and sensitive, perfect for rubbing or sucking.

by Freddiereply 402/12/2013

Sometime I really question the taste of some of my fellow DL-ers. Sorry to break it to you, but this guy is fat with an average face. Some of you really need to get out more.

by Freddiereply 502/12/2013

He is not fat. He does have a very average face, however.

by Freddiereply 602/12/2013

Easy solution for you R5, Piss off

by Freddiereply 702/13/2013

He makes me alllll puffy down there.

by Freddiereply 802/13/2013

He is certainly not buff or toned, and he looks like a busted Mark Consuelous. Really people?

by Freddiereply 902/13/2013

It worked out very well for me.

by Freddiereply 1002/13/2013

I suspect all of you who follow this feces are likely morbidly obese, under educated, either have no job or work for minimum wage and never read books.

I feel horrible for you all. You're the reason society is as fucked up as it is. But please, keep following this crap.

by Freddiereply 1102/13/2013

God, R11. Pull that stick put of your ass and live a little.

by Freddiereply 1202/13/2013

r5 jerks off to pictures of Michael Cera.

by Freddiereply 1302/13/2013

A little more. I think his body is fine, definitely worth showing.

by Freddiereply 1402/14/2013

The ultimate heterosexual? Who talks like this?

by Freddiereply 1502/14/2013

No penis will be shown.

by Freddiereply 1602/14/2013

The pics at r14 are gross.

by Freddiereply 1702/14/2013

What R5 said. Greasy, fat, repulsive towelhead.

by Freddiereply 1802/14/2013

i bet he shaves his pubes

by Freddiereply 1902/14/2013

He doesn't look fat to me.

by Freddiereply 2002/14/2013

Once again, you have Seacrest to thank for making these repulsive people famous. Between this greasy mess, that bloated hog Reza, and the new anorexic Persian Kardashian, it's a travesty.

by Freddiereply 2102/14/2013

I don't think he looks fat in R14's pics, but I do think he looks a bit gross. He's not sexy at all.

by Freddiereply 2202/14/2013

Does anyone really ever find those people attractive?

by Freddiereply 2302/14/2013

Many queens think anyone who doesn't look like AIDS patients are fat. I got news for you queens, most of you look so F'in gross walking around looking like you just escaped Aushwitz with your buzz cuts and WAY to tight clothes. Wearing Abercrombie when you are over 3o is not cool.

by Freddiereply 2402/14/2013

real dic pics please!

by Freddiereply 2502/14/2013

Trash. Not for me, but maybe for you.

by Freddiereply 2602/14/2013

R24. Gurl get a therapist you have repressed anger

by Freddiereply 2702/14/2013

What is Shahs of Sunset? Reality show?

by Freddiereply 2802/14/2013

yep r28... a Bravo TV crap reality show

by Freddiereply 2902/14/2013

Does anyone understand the definition of naked? There's no dick or ass in that link.

by Freddiereply 3002/14/2013

What's Bravo TV? What's a Queen? What is 'Sunset'?

by Freddiereply 3102/15/2013

So will he be showing peen or not? What's the point of doing Playgirl if you're not going to show?

by Freddiereply 3202/15/2013

The most you'll get out him is some shaved pubes and a surprisingly unshapely ass shot.

by Freddiereply 3302/15/2013

When is Reza's nude spread?

by Freddiereply 3402/15/2013


by Freddiereply 3504/13/2013

Why is he so orange? The 'womanly ass' troll will love that picture...

by Freddiereply 3604/13/2013

R18, you can dislike his look without being a racist cunt.

by Freddiereply 3704/13/2013

The best evaluation ever on DL: "He looks like a busted Mark Consuelos."

Hear hear! He has no neck, he's super short, and worst of all he is not the least bit self deprecating or humble. He thinks he is the shit. When Andy C. compliments him, his usual response is to agree with him.

If Reza and Mike could merge into one person, I think I'd like him.

by Freddiereply 3804/13/2013

Anyone who elects to pose for Playgirl has an obligation to appear full-frontal. Otherwise, why bother? In Brazil, it's an honor for a celebrity to pose full-frontal for G Magazine. Many proudly display an erection. I wish we had the same mindset in the US.

by Freddiereply 3904/13/2013

More photos. Is that his ballsack you can see in that one pic?

by Freddiereply 4004/13/2013

He looks so much better clothed.

by Freddiereply 4104/13/2013

Please, R37. "Towelhead" is not racist. It is irreligious, insulting, crude, and shows a nasty cultural bias. But it's not racist.

If you're going to presume to pose there in your outrage with your hands on your flabby hips looking like a Disney talking sugar bowl, at least get your terms right.

I, too, found R18 offensive. And, while Mr. Shouhed is interestingly framed, he does wear too much oil. Or exude it.

by Freddiereply 4204/13/2013

Why the hell would he pose for playgirl???? WTF???? He wants to be a successful real estate agent in beverly hills and he poses nude (or even semi-nude) for a gay men's magazine???? It's bad enough he's on a cheesy trainwreck reality show!

No one will ever take him seriously, now! What a dumbass!

Self-sabotage at work, my friends.

by Freddiereply 4304/13/2013

[quote]Anyone who elects to pose for Playgirl has an obligation to appear full-frontal.

Tell that to Levi Johnson.

by Freddiereply 4404/13/2013

Is there a written rule out there that requires nude celebrities to look stern and serious? Whatever celeb poses nude, they always are brooding. Wish the photographers let their models lighten up and actually have them look relaxed and happy. How much sexier would Mike look if the pictures showed him laughing out loud or at least smile?

by Freddiereply 4504/13/2013

Please, gurleenas. You would all be on your knees sucking him dry in 10 seconds flat.

by Freddiereply 4604/13/2013


by Freddiereply 4704/13/2013

I would make his pinky alllllll stinky

by Freddiereply 4804/13/2013

I like Mike on the show and I'm kinda sorry he's doing this only because it just seems so desperate. If I saw him nek'd at the gym I might stare but I don't think it's a body that needs to be immortalized between the covers of Playgirl.

by Freddiereply 4904/13/2013

[quote]Tell that to Levi Johnson.

This is another reason to hate Sarah Palin. Levi was all set to go full frontal and then Palin appeared on Oprah calling him Johnny Hollywood and a porn star and said he was a bad father for doing nudity.

Johnson then chose not to do the frontal nudity because he let what she said get to him and felt it was harmful to his kid.

by Freddiereply 5004/13/2013
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