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The Dowager Pope here

Any questions?

by Anonymousreply 2002/13/2013

Hey Gurl -- you know "papal retirement" doesn't come with a clothing allowance.

You only get to keep what's on your back when you give the Holy See back their ID badge, cell phone, credit card, and car keys to the Popemobile.

You don't even get to take your li'l shoes and flaming purses.

All that regalia stays with the House.

See ya 'round the pool!

by Anonymousreply 102/12/2013

I have one thing to say....

Sashay, chante. Sashay, chante.

Chante Chante Chante!

by Anonymousreply 202/12/2013

How many alter boys are you taking to the convent compound? At what age do you plan to swap them out for fresh young meat? Do you lose all access to the Vatican's extensive pornography collection?

by Anonymousreply 302/12/2013

Do you have a personal relationship with Satan, or do you just worship him through service?

by Anonymousreply 402/12/2013

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 502/12/2013

Do they let you take any souvenirs from the Vatican Museum? Before you go, can you carve your initials in the Sistine Chapel?

by Anonymousreply 602/12/2013

Are they throwing you a party before you leave the papal throne?

I wanna come!

Will there be a dance? Hope so!

by Anonymousreply 702/12/2013

Grab those hats and shoes bitch.

You can never have too many hats gloves and shoes!

by Anonymousreply 802/12/2013

Have you done your exit interview yet?

by Anonymousreply 902/12/2013

R3, anyone so illiterate as to say "alter boys" doesn't merit the indulgence of attempting humor.

Considering the opportunity missed, for shame.

by Anonymousreply 1002/12/2013

Does the Devil really wear Prada?

by Anonymousreply 1102/12/2013

I can't wait to see who our next Holy Father will be.

by Anonymousreply 1302/12/2013

I've never met a Pope with such reforming zeal!

by Anonymousreply 1402/12/2013

I have a friend who would LOVE that old red caftan!

by Anonymousreply 1502/12/2013

I hope that the His Excellency's wine compare's favorable to the Dowager Lady Ursula's homemade gooseberry wine.

by Anonymousreply 1602/12/2013

Haha R9. That one made me giggle. I wonder who would perform the Poop's "exit interview?"

by Anonymousreply 1702/13/2013

Hey BITCH, you are not answering the questions.

by Anonymousreply 1802/13/2013

You in danger GURL.

by Anonymousreply 1902/13/2013

I have a boatload of nubile servant boys waiting to redecorate my villa on Capri. Think "baroque fantasia".

Ciao bellas!

by Anonymousreply 2002/13/2013
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