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Any Baptized Roman Catholic Male is Eligible to be Elected Pope

Why should you be the Pope?

(If you are not screened out, your selection is subject to a hiring committee.)

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1702/12/2013

I read and write Latin

Pig Latin that is!

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 102/11/2013

ooooh pick me, pick me!!!

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 202/11/2013

I bring years of executive experience in running large organizations like governments and companies into the ground! Elect me and we can wind this whole thing up and go home in about ten years!

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 302/11/2013

Oh, just think of the mens. "They would be so nice to come home too..."

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 402/11/2013

I nominate this Italian Priest.

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 502/11/2013

Joe Paterno's corpse should be elected Pope! He was a saint!

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 602/11/2013

Pick me I'm a gay Jew!!!

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 702/11/2013

Hi. I'm Paul Bettany and my experience will help clean out the Vatican, obviously.

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 802/11/2013

Me, Babe. Come here and let me bless you.

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 902/11/2013

I've been busy at the Singer preparing my new Papal togs. Here's something for my streetwear when I head to the Lateran on the bus.

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1002/11/2013

Can't do any worse, can we?

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1102/11/2013

Finally, a job I actually can win!

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1202/11/2013

Why I Should Be Pope...I look good in big hats. I can pull off wearing a robe. The gold lame will bring out my eyes.

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1302/11/2013

I'm sure Patricia Heaton has a cock. Let's pick her!

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1402/11/2013

Madonna has a MUCH bigger cock than Patricia Heaton!

She's manlier than the whole college of cardinals put together, let her whip the bastards into shape.

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1502/11/2013

bump

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1602/12/2013

Is Mel Gibson ready for a comeback?

by Vatican Human Resources Dept.reply 1702/12/2013
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