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No more fortune cookies with messages of love and romance

Thanks to parents complaining that the messages were too racy and saucy for their kids to read. The largest fortune cookie distributor has axed all fortunes that contain anything pertaining to romance and love.

So no more:

A romantic mystery will soon add interest to your life


One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1602/11/2013

Why would kids be eating those things anyway? Dumb parents.

by Anonymousreply 102/11/2013

Oh those poor parents. They have to waste their precious time on having to answer their childrens' annoying and uncomfortable questions.

by Anonymousreply 202/11/2013

Won't someone think of the CHILDREN?????

by Anonymousreply 302/11/2013

Peace and happiness will come your way with double anal surprise.

by Anonymousreply 402/11/2013

fucking breeders

by Anonymousreply 502/11/2013

How ridiculous. These conservative parents are the ones to fear. Who knows what kind crazy shit takes place in their bedroom. Probably fisting, DP, 500 all male gang bangs, scat... not that I participate in any of that. I'm just aware of it. A friendly observer who's not into it, but wouldn't take away the opportunity for somebody to get pooped on.

by Anonymousreply 602/11/2013

Hopefully the company will be wise about their decision. Maybe add fortunes like:

He who accepts others accepts oneself. True happiness.

He who disconnects from computers and electronics connects with universe.

He who is independent is free. True happiness.

Kicking seat in front of you on airplane bring bad fortune.

He who runs around in restaurant will have a future of disorder.

by Anonymousreply 702/11/2013

He who pray together stay together.

by Anonymousreply 802/11/2013

I always add "in the bedroom" at the end of the fortune, hope it still works out, lol

by Anonymousreply 1002/11/2013

R9 has an agenda as well. Cryptic creeping.

by Anonymousreply 1102/11/2013

We did that, too, R10.

It seems that fortune cookies nowadays don't contain fortunes. Nothing is predicted. They have wise "ancient" sayings or some banal compliment for the opener.

by Anonymousreply 1202/11/2013

Are today's kids really such fragile flowers that they can't handle a fucking fortune cookie?

How on earth are they going to cope with the real world?

by Anonymousreply 1302/11/2013

These Christian fraus are so fucking annoying. They bitch about EVERYTHING.

by Anonymousreply 1402/11/2013

Don't you mean rove and lomance?

by Anonymousreply 1502/11/2013

"Frau who farts in church sits in own pew."

by Anonymousreply 1602/11/2013
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