This is really funny.
OJ Has Apparently Gone Gay
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/22/2013|
Anita Bryant will be furious.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/11/2013|
R1, I'm not a shill.
Here you go:
AFTER nearly five years behind bars, O.J. SIMPSON’s bizarre behavior has some of his close friends worried that the former football great has gone gay!
“I don’t know what’s happened to O.J.,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “He used to be Mr. Macho – a diehard ladies’ man. He preferred the really fine sexy blondes, but being surrounded by only men has changed him.
“Now O.J. has way too much interest in guys, and he likes to show off his body to the hardened felons when they exercise in the prison yard. He’s doesn’t even talk about women, just about guys.
“It doesn’t sound to me like he’s straight anymore!”
Once a notorious skirt-chaser, Simpson was convicted in 2008 for robbing memorabilia dealers at gunpoint the year before. Not long after the conviction, the 65-year-old gridiron great was sent to Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada to serve a 9- to 33-year prison sentence. He isn’t eligible for parole until 2017.
After the recent Super Bowl, the insider says O.J. called him – but he seemed more interested in the way the players looked than what happened in the game!
“He couldn’t stop talking about Baltimore Ravens receiver Anquan Boldin,” noted the source. He said, ‘Anquan is my man! What a great looking guy!’
“Clearly, he wasn’t admiring Boldin just for his football skills. He kept going on about him and some of the other players in a tone that sounded sexual to me.
“That alone wouldn’t make me worry, but O.J. also spends a large part of his time in prison lifting weights. Though his hair is graying, he’s built up his body to where he is really muscular.”
Incredibly, Simpson puts on a one-man show for fellow inmates when they go to exercise.
“He’s like a God to the other inmates,” said the insider. “He prances around flexing his muscles, wearing only a pair of gym shorts.
“He spends hours in the gym trying to look as good as those guys in the muscle magazines. He works out with several inmates who are really built.”
Perhaps the biggest tip-off that O.J. may now be playing for the other side is his choice of prison companions, according to the source. He says the former ladies’ man hangs out with a group of openly homosexual men known as “The Girls.”
“WHENEVER HE’S LET out into the prison yard, he stays with them,” revealed the insider. “He says, ‘The Girls treat me like I was a king!’
“He claims they flirt with him and even give him massages. Some even call him ‘DJ’ – short for ‘Daddy Juice.’ ”
O.J. has used “The Girls” as his personal posse for years now, added the insider.
“He says he has even gifted a few of the ‘girls’ with candy bars, sodas and toiletries from the prison canteen,” continued the insider. “I’ve asked O.J. why he doesn’t talk about women anymore, but he just laughs it off. He says, ‘Man, what do you think I am? You’ve known me for many years. C’mon, get off all this. There ain’t no women in here! Of course I talk about guys. We’re all guys in here.’
“But I can’t help being concerned about O.J. He certainly isn’t the same man he was before being locked up.”
The insider is not alone in his concerns.
A source who’s been close to Simpson for 15 years confided to The ENQUIRER: “It wouldn’t surprise me if he has gone gay.
“O.J. is doing the best he can living in the prison world surrounded by men. I don’t know if he has become gay. He always loved women and was a lusty lover, but anything can happen to a man behind bars. He has to be the center of attention wherever he is, and in prison he still plays that game. He is the star and has all the other prisoners looking up to him.”
The source added that the only time O.J. previously seemed sexually interested in a man was years ago in a nightclub in Miami’s South Beach, where he swooned for 6-foot-2 professional drag queen Elaine Lancaster.
Even after he was told she was a he, O.J. still wouldn’t give up the chase!
As O.J. gazed longingly at the curvy blonde, one of his companions recalls him saying: “With something that beautiful, who cares?”
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/11/2013|
This is nothing new. Kato Kaelin may have lived rent free, but you know he was doing something to merit his inclusion in the household.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/11/2013|
I could believe that he has started hanging out with the prison "girls" but the stuff they accredit to his friend saying is just ridiculous and OTT. His friend said he had always been a "lusty lover"? C'mon now, who fucking says that about their friends?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/11/2013|
This thread is useless without video.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/11/2013|
r6 I always thought that about Kato and OJ. You don't get to live rent-free without some kind of trade-off. I know he was the one who got OJ his drugs, but probably more was going on there.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/11/2013|
Is The Enquirer really any worse than Just Jared or DListed?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/11/2013|
LOL Oh lawd. I don't care which way he goes as long as he stays in jail
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/11/2013|
I'd forgotten how old Simpson is. How much time does he have left to serve?
Meanwhile, I really don't think Kaelin was anything other than an errand boy/drug dealer. Though he's obviously gay. Still closeted?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/11/2013|
This is what men do in prison...no big deal.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/11/2013|
So this friend was OK with OJ being a wife abuser and murderer but the possibility of him being gay is now horrifying him? What an idiotic article.
Pumping iron is what guys in prison do. I've done charity work involving ex cons and they're all built.
Hanging around with 'the girls' sounds like a better option than hanging around with all the thugs and skinheads. OJ seems to be playing it smart in prison , having a good time & keeping sexually active. Obviously prison is too much fun for some people.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/11/2013|
FACT: OJ's father was a drag queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/11/2013|
A reporter once asked about his father and OJ got annoyed because everyone thought his dad was a drag queen. "My father was gay," OJ said, "but he wasn't a drag queen."
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/11/2013|
At one time when he was young in the 1970s I would have CRAWLED for his huge black dick. But it has shrunk with age. Old men's dicks shrink. Forget it.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/11/2013|
"So this friend was OK with OJ being a wife abuser and murderer but the possibility of him being gay is now horrifying him?"
Yeah, that's the funniest part of the article
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/11/2013|
Oh, fuck off and die, cunt at r1. No one appointed you hall monitor.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/11/2013|
"So this friend was OK with OJ being a wife abuser and murderer but the possibility of him being gay is now horrifying him? What an idiotic article."
This was my exact reaction while reading the homophobic quotes.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/11/2013|
We got another one!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/11/2013|
Damn OJ, it's about time, dude. I always knew it.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/11/2013|
Simpson is still a brutal double murderer. He should rot and die in jail.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/11/2013|
None of this surprises me.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/11/2013|
Exactly . This is a gay-bashing story. Why do we give a fuck?
Why would we give the Enquirer ad dollars for using TEH GAY as something indicative of "bizarre"...
Trash. Fuck'em Fuck OJ and Fuck the National Enquirer.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/11/2013|
[quote]“WHENEVER HE’S LET out into the prison yard, he stays with them,” revealed the insider. “He says, ‘The Girls treat me like I was a king!’
[quote]“He claims they flirt with him and even give him massages. Some even call him ‘DJ’ – short for ‘Daddy Juice.’ ”
Reassuring to see that women aren't the only crazies that love psycho prisoners. Odds on how long until O.J. shanks one of "the girls"?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/11/2013|
O.J. loved my python. Then I drove him on the 405.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/11/2013|
How long is he in for?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/11/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/11/2013|
R1 obviously is mad because she lost her bicycle seat up her cunt.
OJ is a narcissist and egomaniac - he'll sashay and preen for whatever audience he can get. And he's probably made the "they're close enough to women given the situation" conversion.
But, yeah, homophobic shit, indeed. Still, if it's true it's telling.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/11/2013|
God help me, but I have had a HUGE crush on OJ since I was a kid and saw him in the Naked Gun movies. I have a daddy thing, and I really have a black daddy thing. If only I could somehow get past the double murder thing...
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/11/2013|
DOES ANYONE HAVE PICS OR VIDS OF OJ'S HUGE PENIS?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/14/2013|
He was found innocent in the real trial and a bunch of racists held a second one. Like Rodney King, LA is full of racists. The cop was a racist and planted the glove, but he was to stupid to do it correctly.
The fact is simple a killer is on the loose and it ain't OJ.
Bigoted tools always think blacks are killers. You probably think Trayvon Martin deserved to die too.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/14/2013|
r22 ha, ha. I would love to! It happens..
r35 Do you think Glenn Rogers did it or do you think Jason did?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/14/2013|
Maybe Kato did it.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/14/2013|
R35, are you, like OJ, searching for the real killer(s)?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/14/2013|
Where was Christopher Dorner in 1994? Hmm?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/14/2013|
Ohhhhhhhh, I knew it would happen one day (*sniff*)....
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/14/2013|
He's gay for the stay.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/14/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/15/2013|
I think the story might be true, but the Enquirer just dressed up and reposted an old story they ran in 2010
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/15/2013|
O.J.'s a sociopath. Just like Scott Peterson, they do whatever they have to - lie, cheat, kill, and then adapt to the consequences.Just float thru life, never realizing what pain they may have caused.'Self' is always # 1 - and that includes surviving,and moving on to whatever's next, without missing a beat. Plus, OJ was possibly on the DL for years - most 'macho' acting men are.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/15/2013|
Will either OJ or Scott Peterson ever admit what they did before they die?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/15/2013|
His father was gay and a drag queen. So what else is new?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/15/2013|
I wonder if Ron Goldman is happy to hear how things are turning out for OJ?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/15/2013|
Whoops. Meant to say Fred Goldman - the father of Ron. He wanted OJ put away for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/15/2013|
Yeah, I'm super stoked r47! I didn't even get to nail Nic and I still got shanked. Thanks for asking!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/15/2013|
Because neither one is guilty.
There was virtually NO EVIDENCE whatsoever in the Peterson case. Even the judge said that and was criticized for not declaring a directed verdict.
Peterson was sentenced to death for cheating on his wife. And that was only verified by a fame whore, who stuck every cock up her STI infected cunt.
She was no better than Linda Tripp. But you all probably love her too.
OJ was outright racism by LA cops.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/15/2013|
You are really delusional, R50.
The bodies were found in the bay where Peterson went fishing. Laci disappeared at the time Peterson was having an affair with Amber Frey. He was already selling her car while he was supposedly still looking for her. Her own family said publicly on Larry King after the trial that they knew he was completely guilty.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/15/2013|
Yes, Mark Fuhrman often rode around with a vial of OJ's blood looking for a grisly murder scene to dump it in. Imagine his delight when he happened upon OJ's ex-wife with her head nearly gone, the prefect frame! Otherwise he would have had to dump it in the Menendez house and that would look weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/15/2013|
It was announced WHERE he had gone fishing LONG and I mean LONG before the body was found. The spot was never staked out and never watched.
Anyone who killed her could've easily just driven over and dumped the body.
This would explain WHY it took them SO LONG to find a body. They looked and looked and looked and came up blank. Then suddenly it appears???
Obviously the real killer just dumped the body there to make Peterson look guilty.
I followed the trail there was NO EVIDENCE he did it. And you could explain how someone else did it and other theories easily. He was convicted because he cheated. If that was never known, he would be free today.
Apparently in America you can be sent to Death Row if your a man, or black but if you're a white bitch in Florida you get off scott free.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/15/2013|
R53, who on earth would want to frame Scott for the murder of his wife & child? And what was their motivation for doing the killing? And why do Laci's own family think he is guilty?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/15/2013|
"He was convicted because he cheated. If that was never known, he would be free today."
Please, many people thought he was guilty before the affair was revealed
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/15/2013|
Naked pic of OJ! HUGE PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/15/2013|
i always wanted the infamous OJ sex Tape he was selling before he went to prision there was a website for it and everything
still would have like to have watched The "Juice" fuck
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/15/2013|
He may have just like having attractive women on his arm while preferring to fuck Kato. Maybe that is why his wife was getting fucked by Marcus Allen, the beautiful HUNG HUNG HUNG Marcus Allen
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/15/2013|
Thanks r56, he was a hottie.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/15/2013|
An old friend of mine, a former federal prison official, told me long ago that 100% of every inmate (male or female) eventually starts having homosexual sex. It doesn't mean they turn gay. It simply means they do what they have to to keep from going crazy. You can only deny physical affection from someone for so long before they'll adjust what activities they're willing to engage in to get that physical interaction. If a prisoner is a 100% heterosexual when he goes into prison, he'll return to 100% heterosexual activity once he's released.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/15/2013|
NO hetero dude fucks another dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/16/2013|
This story is BS off the fact that it said he really liked Anquan Boldin. OJ likes a black person sexually?! Impossible.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/22/2013|