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Aren't coffins unnecessarily long?

All of them seem too long. Americans are fat, so they're probably the right width.

by Anonymousreply 1202/12/2013

And bathtubs aren't long enough!

by Anonymousreply 302/11/2013

Please, get real, get cremated. Who do people think they are? King Tut?

by Anonymousreply 402/11/2013

Cremation is the best way to go. Land is for the living. So many beautiful property given to the dead. Such a waste.

Natural burial is the most green, but it's not widely available, especially when you live in a big city.

by Anonymousreply 502/11/2013

R2's little friend will sit on him on the couch in his mother's basement watching TV until he starts to stink too much. Then they'll go over to Chip's mother's basement.

by Anonymousreply 602/11/2013

It so they have a place to put the garbage bag with your brain and other organs after autopsy.

by Anonymousreply 702/12/2013

Well, if we chop off the legs after death, coffins and cemetary plots could be 1/2 as big. This could work out nicely.

by Anonymousreply 802/12/2013

The extra space can be useful for the deceased to have a cooler or TV or what have you.

by Anonymousreply 902/12/2013

[quote]It's a waste of wood.

Trees are a renewable resource.

by Anonymousreply 1002/12/2013

I should add that the legs could be stuffed in the coffin with the torso.

by Anonymousreply 1102/12/2013

People are buried in "caskets." Coffins went the way of the black and white cowboy movies where we used to see them.

by Anonymousreply 1202/12/2013
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