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Man nuts in horse; Hopes to create a "horseman" baby.

When it comes to post-arrest statements, the admissions made by a Texas man busted for having sex with a horse are a good reminder why suspects should take advantage of their right to remain silent.

In a statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.

Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, “I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.”

Which is what occurred, Mendoza, seen at right, told Sergeant Raymond Jansky.

“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

The horse lover, whose rap sheet included a wide variety of felony and misdemeanor collars, later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.

Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.

by Anonymousreply 3803/02/2013

He could have just called me!

by Anonymousreply 102/10/2013

He likes horse pussy

by Anonymousreply 202/10/2013

I'm somewhat amazed this story hasn't come to us from the great state of Florida.

by Anonymousreply 302/10/2013

It really is, isn't it?

On average most of the really whacky shit comes from either Florida (you name it), Texas (bizarre or violent) or Ohio (for hate), at least as I recall.

by Anonymousreply 602/10/2013

We already has a thread about this, OP.

by Anonymousreply 702/10/2013

I searched for "horseman" and "horse sex" and didn't see another thread on this. Forgive me! But this thread's already gotten more replies, so carry on...

by Anonymousreply 802/10/2013

Talk about a stable relationship

by Anonymousreply 902/10/2013

When did Celine move to Texas?

by Anonymousreply 1002/10/2013

LOL, r9.

by Anonymousreply 1102/10/2013

What happened to the days of New York freakiness?

by Anonymousreply 1202/10/2013

Here's another animal rapist, google pics of Doug Spink to see his face. He apparently put Vaseline on mice before putting them into his ass. :(

by Anonymousreply 1302/10/2013

While serving his 4 month jail sentence, his cell mates can play horsey with him.

by Anonymousreply 1402/10/2013

And that crazy, stupid, amoral, and oogly guy had a girlfriend, and I'm single!

by Anonymousreply 1502/10/2013

Back when I was a lad, in the 1960's, there was a TV cartoon series that featured a bunch of Greek myth-based characters, including a half goat(?) boy Pan (who was REALLY irritating!) -- sounds as though this guy watched the show A LOT -- on drugs!

by Anonymousreply 1602/10/2013

He reached a very logical conclusion in his quest for a horseman baby. Try again.

by Anonymousreply 1702/10/2013

During the investigation, the horse was disappointingly heard to say:

"He's hung like a man."

by Anonymousreply 1802/10/2013

Being a true DLer, I find the use of the term "blew a nut" to be much more offensive than anything Mr. Mendoza did with that horse.

by Anonymousreply 1902/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 2002/10/2013

Agree, r19. It sounds tragic like "blew a tire".

Do you want a GF, r15? Really?

by Anonymousreply 2102/10/2013

Guys are weird.

by Anonymousreply 2202/10/2013

A story about Matthew Broderick?

by Anonymousreply 2302/10/2013

R16 that was the Mighty Hercules

Softeness in his eyes Iron in his thighs Virtue in his heart Fire in every part of The mighty hercules

by Anonymousreply 2402/10/2013

I want to see a horse man baby

by Anonymousreply 2502/10/2013

I hate these blind items.

Obviously: Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker.

by Anonymousreply 2602/11/2013

I cannot even fathom what would go through one's mind when one prepares himself to fuck a horse.

by Anonymousreply 2702/11/2013

"At least he wasn't one of those damn queers!"

by Anonymousreply 2802/11/2013

Honestly, if I were a woman, I wouldn't worry about cellulite. Men's standards really aren't high.

by Anonymousreply 2902/11/2013

Will never be better than man having sex with pinata

by Anonymousreply 3002/11/2013

Unfortunately for the horse, he's not especially attractive.

by Anonymousreply 3102/11/2013

A pervert and a complete idiot. Just take him out back and put him down.

by Anonymousreply 3202/11/2013

R26, I am dying laughing!

by Anonymousreply 3302/11/2013

I don't get why guys say "blew a nut" or "bust a nut", it's so... gross! And violent! >:[

by Anonymousreply 3402/13/2013

Watch this shit:

by Anonymousreply 3502/25/2013

In 1990 and 1991 someone raped nine horses with a metal rod in my hometown (Northern Virginia, horse country). One of the horses later died. It was quite sick and very shocking at the time.

by Anonymousreply 3602/25/2013

The "Man nuts in horse" sounded like some vet was installing nuts from a human male into a horse's ballsack.

by Anonymousreply 3702/26/2013

The guy at the link NSFW, has sex with horses and dogs. His name is David Torgunrud from Alberta Canada.

by Anonymousreply 3803/02/2013
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