Man nuts in horse; Hopes to create a "horseman" baby.
When it comes to post-arrest statements, the admissions made by a Texas man busted for having sex with a horse are a good reminder why suspects should take advantage of their right to remain silent.
In a statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.
Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, “I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.”
Which is what occurred, Mendoza, seen at right, told Sergeant Raymond Jansky.
“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”
The horse lover, whose rap sheet included a wide variety of felony and misdemeanor collars, later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.
Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/01/2013|
He could have just called me!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/10/2013|
I'm somewhat amazed this story hasn't come to us from the great state of Florida.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/10/2013|
It's from Texas - close enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/10/2013|
Nasty, and he's apparently a ped0 and from Texas too which is not surprising.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/10/2013|
It really is, isn't it?
On average most of the really whacky shit comes from either Florida (you name it), Texas (bizarre or violent) or Ohio (for hate), at least as I recall.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/10/2013|
We already has a thread about this, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/10/2013|
I searched for "horseman" and "horse sex" and didn't see another thread on this. Forgive me! But this thread's already gotten more replies, so carry on...
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/10/2013|
Talk about a stable relationship
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/10/2013|
When did Celine move to Texas?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/10/2013|
What happened to the days of New York freakiness?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/10/2013|
Here's another animal rapist, google pics of Doug Spink to see his face. He apparently put Vaseline on mice before putting them into his ass. :(
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/10/2013|
While serving his 4 month jail sentence, his cell mates can play horsey with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/10/2013|
And that crazy, stupid, amoral, and oogly guy had a girlfriend, and I'm single!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/10/2013|
Back when I was a lad, in the 1960's, there was a TV cartoon series that featured a bunch of Greek myth-based characters, including a half goat(?) boy Pan (who was REALLY irritating!) -- sounds as though this guy watched the show A LOT -- on drugs!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/10/2013|
He reached a very logical conclusion in his quest for a horseman baby. Try again.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/10/2013|
During the investigation, the horse was disappointingly heard to say:
"He's hung like a man."
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/10/2013|
Being a true DLer, I find the use of the term "blew a nut" to be much more offensive than anything Mr. Mendoza did with that horse.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/10/2013|
Agree, r19. It sounds tragic like "blew a tire".
Do you want a GF, r15? Really?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/10/2013|
A story about Matthew Broderick?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/10/2013|
R16 that was the Mighty Hercules
Softeness in his eyes Iron in his thighs Virtue in his heart Fire in every part of The mighty hercules
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/10/2013|
I want to see a horse man baby
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/10/2013|
I hate these blind items.
Obviously: Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/11/2013|
I cannot even fathom what would go through one's mind when one prepares himself to fuck a horse.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/11/2013|
"At least he wasn't one of those damn queers!"
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/11/2013|
Honestly, if I were a woman, I wouldn't worry about cellulite. Men's standards really aren't high.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/11/2013|
Will never be better than man having sex with pinata
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/11/2013|
Unfortunately for the horse, he's not especially attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/11/2013|
A pervert and a complete idiot. Just take him out back and put him down.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/11/2013|
R26, I am dying laughing!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/11/2013|
I don't get why guys say "blew a nut" or "bust a nut", it's so... gross! And violent! >:[
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/12/2013|
In 1990 and 1991 someone raped nine horses with a metal rod in my hometown (Northern Virginia, horse country). One of the horses later died. It was quite sick and very shocking at the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/25/2013|
The "Man nuts in horse" sounded like some vet was installing nuts from a human male into a horse's ballsack.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/25/2013|
The guy at the link NSFW, has sex with horses and dogs. His name is David Torgunrud from Alberta Canada.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/01/2013|