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What's my line?

I'm posting a pic and I want you to guess what profession you think I'm in- just based on looks (I'll reveal it after 100 replies).

by Mereply 10302/11/2013


by Mereply 102/10/2013

Hand model.

by Mereply 202/10/2013

Serial killer?

by Mereply 302/10/2013

You're from the IT department.

by Mereply 402/10/2013

Retail Department Manager (ladies shoes or maybe bridge)

by Mereply 502/10/2013

We can rule out porn star and stripper immediately.

by Mereply 602/10/2013

Chef who samples way too much his own product. And given the cheap glasses and t-shirt, not a very successful one.

by Mereply 702/10/2013

That's a good question. You could actually be any of the professions you listed. I thought Educator but didn't vote and, sure enough, that category wins out.

So? What are you?

by Mereply 802/10/2013

I think more people should do this...Good quiz.

by Mereply 902/10/2013

Fuck these cunts...I think you're cute.

These bitches are only projecting what they're afraid THEY'D hear if they posted THEIR pics.

by Mereply 1002/10/2013

I guessed Educator, too.

by Mereply 1102/10/2013

Since the picture is all we have to go on, regarding your career, it has to be a career where you wear a tshirt. Engineer.

by Mereply 1202/10/2013

Musician (because it's not obvious)

by Mereply 1302/10/2013

You have a bit of architect going on, with dashes of IT department.

You are cute as a bug!

by Mereply 1402/10/2013

Computer geek or accountant.

by Mereply 1502/10/2013

100% teacher.

by Mereply 1602/10/2013


by Mereply 1702/10/2013

34 more votes to go...

#14, I'll talk to you later!

by Mereply 1802/10/2013

In all likelihood you are not someone with a corporate job so you are probably an educator; that being said I like your style. You think out of the box.

by Mereply 1902/10/2013


by Mereply 2002/10/2013

I'm going with physician, only because the glasses and the white undershirt remind me of more than a few physicians I've known.

by Mereply 2102/10/2013

Well, you're clearly not an optician, because if you were, you'd know that an more angular eyeglass frame would be a far better look for your face shape. (I'm not disparaging your looks -- you're a decent-looking guy.)

I'm gonna say you're a CPA, who rebels against his profession by going scruffy on the weekend.

by Mereply 2202/10/2013

Lonely, chubby, fashion-challenged.

by Mereply 2302/10/2013

Ugly boy, learn to separate colors when you wash them and use hot water and BLEACH on white undershirts.

And by the way, no one has worn that type of undershirt since the 70s. Did your mother buy you a shit load of them from Costco when you graduated college?

by Mereply 2402/10/2013

Elton John pug nosed relative?

by Mereply 2502/10/2013



Candlestick Maker?

by Mereply 2602/10/2013

24, then. What a funny notion for a thread -

I'd say that the OP has the avocation of masochist, howsoever he earns his bread.

by Mereply 2702/10/2013

Op, I hope you are thick-skinned, these vicious bitches will create flaws just to be dramatic.

by Mereply 2802/10/2013

Okay: I'm an Office Clerk. That's right, a Cubefag. I shop in thrift stores, live check-to-check and got my eyeglasses at Walmart.

Teacher, interesting... summers off. Maybe in another life. But I have stage fright!

Funny, I've been told I resemble Elton John before. Also "Stephen King's younger brother".

Thanks for voting.

by Mereply 2902/10/2013

Those old fashioned glasses throw me. The style dates from the 80's. Is this an old picture?

I like your looks, but I haven't the foggiest idea of what you do for a living, other than I've ruled out chimney sweep and plumber.

by Mereply 3002/10/2013

You are a cute guy, don't listen to the haters here. They really hate themselves and are unhappy and it makes them feel good about themselves to try and take down others.

by Mereply 3102/10/2013

Walmart has three of the most up to date optical labs in the USA. But those frames are rather large, certainly not unattractive, hell, at your age you could wear two eye patches and still give a guy a raging stuffy.

Haven't heard the term, cubefag, before. I kind of like it as it applies to you. I think you should consider changing the name to papersuckler:)

by Mereply 3202/10/2013


Get it?!

by Mereply 3302/10/2013

I think you're cute and cuddly. I also think you should retire and let me take care of you. The only requirement is that you have to love my cat. I will love all the other parts and give you car and house keys, plus a check book.

PS. You won't be allowed out of the house alone until I'm asleep.

by Mereply 3402/10/2013

P.S. I'm 49 and the glasses have to be big for my bi-focal lenses. No joke.

Thanks for all the compliments. That photo in a personal ad got me next to zero responses.

by Mereply 3502/10/2013

Call me if you live in the Portland area. 503-288-1255.

by Mereply 3602/10/2013

[quote]at your age you could wear two eye patches and still give a guy a raging stuffy

Forty-nine, eh? Well, you're doing great for 49, although I'm not sure that "a raging stuffy" is exactly what you're hoping for.

by Mereply 3702/10/2013

49? Is this a recent pic because you look 15-20 years younger.

I hope I look as good as you when I'm that age!

by Mereply 3802/10/2013

49 is ok when you look like that. You just have call me grandpa instead of daddy.

by Mereply 3902/10/2013


by Mereply 4002/10/2013

Sr. Refolder of jeans at The Gap.

by Mereply 4102/10/2013

You look very young for 49. I guess teacher like the others. Even if that's not correct, that's what you look like in the pic. Like a high school teacher. Engineer would have been my second guess.

by Mereply 4202/10/2013

Unemployed, living in your mom's basement.

by Mereply 4302/10/2013

Any guesses on my profession?

by Mereply 4402/10/2013

cube frau if i ever saw one!

by Mereply 4502/10/2013

Everest sherpa?

FBI profiler?

Christopher Meloni's ASSistant?

manager at Kaftan Hut?

anal bleacher?

SNL writer?

by Mereply 4602/10/2013

r44 CEO of Montgomery Ward?

by Mereply 4702/10/2013

R44, Hindu Priestess or Governor of Texas.

by Mereply 4802/10/2013

The Armpit Queen of New Orleans?

by Mereply 4902/10/2013

I'm not sure of your profession but you most certainly must be a bossy bottom. You coy numbers queen.

by Mereply 5002/10/2013


by Mereply 5102/10/2013

Professional, licensed cock sucker.

by Mereply 5202/10/2013

One thing is certain. Stop coloring your hair.

by Mereply 5302/10/2013

I guessed musician.

by Mereply 5402/10/2013

I guessed office clerk because you look like a fucking loser. I guess it takes one to know one.

by Mereply 5502/10/2013

Attention whore

by Mereply 5602/10/2013

R44...Damn, who is that??

by Mereply 5702/10/2013

R55 = Mega Bitch

by Mereply 5802/10/2013

Incidentally, I'm very wealthy!

by Mereply 5902/10/2013

Gray cubicle whore?

by Mereply 6002/10/2013

is 'cubbie' a kind of gay office bear?

by Mereply 6102/10/2013

Fat, double chinned laywer.

by Mereply 6202/10/2013

Coupon clipper

by Mereply 6302/10/2013


by Mereply 6402/10/2013


by Mereply 6502/10/2013


by Mereply 6602/10/2013

Elevator operator

by Mereply 6702/10/2013

Wet nurse

by Mereply 6802/10/2013

Hod carrier

by Mereply 6902/10/2013

My Daddy!

by Mereply 7002/10/2013

Just tell us for fuck sakes! You could be doing any range of everyday jobs. This picture could have been taken on the weekend when you aren't in a suit and tie or wearing your uniform.

I'd have to guess you are not a cat walk model or a porn star but besides that I have no fucking idea.

by Mereply 7102/10/2013


by Mereply 7202/10/2013

Rodeo clown

by Mereply 7302/10/2013

I don't pay much attention to what they look like, but I think this is typical appearance of those people who push the mail cart around the office.

by Mereply 7402/10/2013

Recess monitor

by Mereply 7502/10/2013

Merkin comber?

by Mereply 7602/10/2013

You paint periwinkles on Royal Doulton dinnerware.

by Mereply 7702/10/2013

Ice cream man

by Mereply 7802/11/2013

Thanks to this thread I'm now going to kill myself. I hope you are all very happy. Fuck you.

by Mereply 7902/11/2013

You measure inseams at Men's Warehouse.

by Mereply 8002/11/2013

You stand on the corner with a capuchin monkey in a bellman's suit and crank your organ.

by Mereply 8102/11/2013

Passenger train porter

by Mereply 8202/11/2013

I think the DL has been had on this thread. I do have the answer as to what profession the OP works in, the CUNT profession.

by Mereply 8302/11/2013

Burger fryer

by Mereply 8402/11/2013

Various jobs with a traveling carnival

by Mereply 8502/11/2013

Walmart greeter

by Mereply 8602/11/2013

Michael Jackson's chimp Bubbles.

by Mereply 8702/11/2013

DL Webmaster

by Mereply 8802/11/2013


by Mereply 8902/11/2013

Dowses for water

by Mereply 9002/11/2013


by Mereply 9102/11/2013


by Mereply 9202/11/2013


by Mereply 9302/11/2013

Madonna sporting a more natural look while taking her morning dump.

by Mereply 9402/11/2013

Heath Ledger troll

by Mereply 9502/11/2013

Proctologist...after a fashion.

by Mereply 9602/11/2013

A bad actress like Glenn Close.

by Mereply 9702/11/2013

R60 is all over this thread - what a loser he is.

by Mereply 9802/11/2013

A British or Down Under actor in American films?

by Mereply 9902/11/2013

100 - now tell us!

by Mereply 10002/11/2013

Are you an idiot, r100? He TOLD us, back around post 29. He's an office clerk.

by Mereply 10102/11/2013

To be fair, r101, when he told us, he forgot to sign his post OP, so it's pretty easy to miss or dismiss.

by Mereply 10202/11/2013

You mean we have gotten our cunts all worked up for this?

by Mereply 10302/11/2013
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