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Jessica Chastain Is Off The Market, Fucking Italian Hunk!

Lucky hoe!

by Anonymousreply 5710/12/2013

sigh.

by Anonymousreply 102/09/2013

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by Anonymousreply 202/09/2013

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by Anonymousreply 302/09/2013

His face is odd, he looks greasy and he has no boy. Sure he's beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 402/09/2013

R4, if you think he's "odd," then you must be a Greek statue.

He's GORGEOUS.

by Anonymousreply 502/09/2013

I thought we just decided she was gay. Wassup?

by Anonymousreply 602/09/2013

Meh.

by Anonymousreply 702/09/2013

Does this mean her Grandma doesn't get to go to the Oscars?

by Anonymousreply 902/09/2013

I really hope her people aren't doing business with JustJared. She's too good to have to pay to get her pictures on his lame blog. He makes most of his money publicizing bearding relationships, so she should be careful and cognizant of how this comes across.

by Anonymousreply 1002/09/2013

I never get a gay vibe from her....more like a my career is going really well now and I'm not gonna let a guy ruin it....like she's had troubles in the past.

by Anonymousreply 1102/09/2013

r10 is unhinged.

by Anonymousreply 1202/09/2013

So when she will have to pay consequences of constant lying and I-am-not-dating bullshits?

by Anonymousreply 1302/10/2013

There was a blind item about her and Ellison bumping uglies, suddenly this dude is revealed..... Someone give her her Oscar now!

by Anonymousreply 1402/10/2013

Nice try, PR flunkie.

Next you'll be saying Marcia Cross is straight!

by Anonymousreply 1502/10/2013

Yeah, this is fake. I think the Musto BI prompted this.

Jessica, we don't care who you sleep with!

The only thing we want to know is if Ron Howard is really your father!

by Anonymousreply 1602/10/2013

I think it's time, in 2012, for PR attempts to beard and merkin gay actors and actresses to stop.

Just quit it already.

No one cares anymore. certainly not the way they used to. And particularly with a pretty actress.

If anything, for Chastain it could be a plus.

by Anonymousreply 1702/10/2013

If it me youre referring to megan i was just saying that the musto bi and passi guy appearing are interestingly timed considering her Oscar nomination and I'm certainly not PR lol

by Anonymousreply 1802/10/2013

[quote]Pat Kingsley's days are coming to an end.

Much like 2012.

by Anonymousreply 1902/10/2013

Lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 2002/10/2013

Lol i've seen hotter italian men. He's borderline Borat.

And this was CLEARLY posted by her PR

by Anonymousreply 2106/13/2013

Jessica who?

by Anonymousreply 2206/13/2013

To each his own...

by Anonymousreply 2306/13/2013

Isn't she a transgendered person?

Does he know?

by Anonymousreply 2406/13/2013

R16, unless you were joking, it's been confirmed who her real dad is (it isn't Ron Howard) - some drummer, Michael Monasterio.

by Anonymousreply 2506/13/2013

From what I understand, this guy dates hot/trashy bimbo type of women and there's stuff out there that says that he hangs around with George Clooney, Leo DiCaprio and Tom Cruise (those three names raised my eyebrows).

He has business interests. He is not that rich, otherwise he likely wouldn't be renting out the family villa for functions, working for Moncler and shilling wine.

Sooo.. I have question marks about this. Not saying I know shit though.

by Anonymousreply 2606/13/2013

They seem fake. Can't explain why but I'm not buying this romance. Maybe it's the body language, really can't say but they just don't look in love to me. And young, healthy, wealthy, hetero couple should look like that.

by Anonymousreply 2706/13/2013

Oh Jessica, you are not that kind of a girl. It's unbecoming.

by Anonymousreply 2806/13/2013

Hunk? Uh, no. He's just cute.

And he looks like he might be smelling cookies.

by Anonymousreply 2906/13/2013

When did "ho" become "hoe"? Back in the '90s into the 21st century, I always saw it spelled "ho" as evident in TLC's '98 hit "Silly Ho." But now, over 10 years later, everyone (usually the younger crowd) spells it "hoe" as evident in Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe." The latter looks so weird to me. I immediately think of the gardening tool.

by Anonymousreply 3006/13/2013

Read the DM link. Chastain's mother Jeri is a terrible cunt, she took the children away from him. The bio-father is dead now & Chastain couldn't & didn't contribute to his funeral.

Jeri Chastain poisoned the kids against him. Cunt, and ironically Jessica looks exactly like Monasterio's mother.

by Anonymousreply 3106/13/2013

R31, you don't know the full story though, be fair.. The guy was a rocker, ya know.

by Anonymousreply 3206/13/2013

Agree with R11.

by Anonymousreply 3306/13/2013

r32 true but, he was close to 2nd daughter, and Jessica's mother had her at 16!! He was 17! One day she just threw them into the van, changed her name, and never made any contact with him again. She had 2 kids with him.

She sounds like a wingnut, I'm sure he was a fucked up druggie, but still.

by Anonymousreply 3406/13/2013

No wonder why she seems so protective of her privacy. Guess she doesn't want to discuss her background. Some think she's hiding something because of it. Cudos to her team for keeping her such an enigma.

As for this Passi bloke, it looks like PR. Wouldn't be surprised if she's asexual.

by Anonymousreply 3506/13/2013

Isn't Jessica YEARS older than she admits to? Someone, please clue me in. (I believe she went to CZ Jones school of imaginative ages!)

by Anonymousreply 3606/13/2013

She's 36 officially. Now. First she was younger. I'd say she's around 39 based on info about her dad.

But who cares about her age, is she gay?

by Anonymousreply 3706/13/2013

A question- where would her people find this Italian guy to put them as an PR item?

If she needs a fake boyfriend and he needs a publicity I'd get the match, but where did they find him?

by Anonymousreply 3806/13/2013

He is not a hunk. He's tall and white. Boring.

by Anonymousreply 3906/13/2013

R38, he's a minor tabloid celeb in Italy and he works in fashion - Armani, Moncler and socialises with celebs.

As for Jessica's mom, she was facebook friends with the bio father so I'm not sure she was that against him these years at least. Also he lied about his age because she was a minor when she had Jessica. I think it's Jessica more who has issues with him. JC's sister killed herself as well.. with the dad's gun.

by Anonymousreply 4006/13/2013

Would a minor tabloid celeb in Italy be enough for the PR machine of a Hollywood IT girl?

by Anonymousreply 4106/15/2013

Megan Ellison financed one of her films right? That means they were fucking!Megan looks like a fuglier female version of her dad, Larry Ellison.C'mon JC can do much better than that if she went that way.According to the delirious dykes on Lezzie Chat, JC, was screwing her best friend.They make a cute couple so who really knows....

by Anonymousreply 4206/15/2013

r40 didn't JC's sister kill herself with the stepfather's gun, not the bio-dad's gun?

by Anonymousreply 4306/15/2013

Chastain's sister Juliet killed herself, she was the younger one that Jeri took with her when she left Montesterio in a van. He had met her and they became close. She was beautiful btw.

There's 2 other half sisters Nicole Montesterio and Laci Montesterio, JC wants nothing to do with them.

Does anyone feel that JC is cunty?

Just read the story on the NYDN and really JC seems cunty as hell to her family members, freezing them out.

by Anonymousreply 4406/15/2013

R44, no, why should she. Does she even know them?

She wasn't close enough to the dad - or have good enough a relationship with him - to go to his memorial which should say it all.

by Anonymousreply 4506/15/2013

I'm usually "meh" about most guys; however, the BF *is* handsome in all of those pics.

by Anonymousreply 4606/15/2013

They are both young, attractive, wealthy people. Why don't they look like they're fucking then?

by Anonymousreply 4706/16/2013

Suicides are good inspiration. You can well all that family pain into a nomination.

by Anonymousreply 4806/16/2013

Megan Ellison financed more than one of her films. And R42 is right, she isn't pretty. But I don't think they were sleeping together. I'd also say the whole best friend story is only whistfull thinking. In whole honesty, JC seems rather asexual to me.

by Anonymousreply 4906/16/2013

OMG Megan Ellison is fugly! Hope JC wasn't bumping that!

But then again, ambition can be persuasive thing.

by Anonymousreply 5006/17/2013

Pretty sure that Megan Ellison had a crush on Jessica. Who knows if JC returned it.

by Anonymousreply 5106/17/2013

Megan is certainly pinging off the charts. Her mother is pretty, Melanie Craft, weirdly Megan looks like her but is not as attractive.

by Anonymousreply 5206/17/2013

Megan declares herself as bi but she surely comes across as pure gay.

I can't imagine JC with her but then again I can't imagine her with anyone, she gives off that vibe to me.

by Anonymousreply 5306/18/2013

I don't think she's fucking the Italian hunk either!-)

by Anonymousreply 5406/18/2013

And soon Jessica will be forced to go back to Broadway for another undistinguished performance in some dumb-ass revival.

by Anonymousreply 5506/18/2013

That's OK, Scarlett. Unlike you Jessica is really nice at the stage door. She signs for everybody, and even poses for photographs. Maybe she was pushing a movie but still...

by Anonymousreply 5606/18/2013

Well, she is back on market since they have broken up.

by Anonymousreply 5710/12/2013
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