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To which celebrity or other famous person would you leave your estate and why?

Inspired by the "Dead Man Leaves $1 Million Estate to Former Actors He Never Met" thread.

by Anonymousreply 2002/11/2013

I'd leave my cat to Justin Bieber so he could have his first experience with pussy.

by Anonymousreply 102/09/2013

Why would I give my meager belongings to someone wealthy?

by Anonymousreply 202/09/2013

I'm having my ashes scattered over Matt Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 302/09/2013

Richard Simmons will appreciate my collection of earrings and caftans.

by Anonymousreply 402/09/2013

My money goes to organizations that help the environment, famous people who already have enough money can go flub their dubs. The only outside chance that a male celebrity could get a favor from me is if he, in turn, bends over and takes it up the ass and/or takes a good spanking with my frat paddle while he is dressed in a cop or baseball uniform or dressed up like a cowboy. Matt Damon's ass might be a good candidate.

by Anonymousreply 502/09/2013

I would like to will my estate in equal portions to Erin Moran and Susan Richardson. It would be more than enough to set up each of them in a single wide trailer of her own but if they think they might get along, they could share a double-wide and blow the balance on cheap wine and gas station cuisine.

by Anonymousreply 602/09/2013

The Gay Porn Actors Retirement Home. However, given how quickly they're dying on us, there may never be a need for one.

by Anonymousreply 702/09/2013

Shelley Hack of course

by Anonymousreply 802/09/2013

I would leave my hard earn and hard to keep money to any celeb, but this is truly an interesting thread.

However, if I were to give my money to a celeb, I would give it to someone who is very philanthropic.

by Anonymousreply 902/09/2013

Okay, for the purposes of this thread, say there was a law stating that you HAD to leave your money to a celebrity, instead of a family member or a worthy cause.

by Anonymousreply 1002/09/2013

OK r10, just to satisfy you I guess I would leave it to Robert Redford because he is the only celebrity I know of who supports environmental causes although I'm sure there are more. I'm sure he doesn't need the money and he is older than I am so he'll probably die first, but I'm guess he would in turn leave at least some of my money to the environmental organizations of his choice. And now that I'm at it, I would leave some to Jane Fonda just to piss off the homophobic Vietnam War veterans who didn't put out enough ass for me sexually while they had the chance. If there is a just God, many men would be standing in line to get their 6 of the best from me pants up or down and there would be even be some women walking around with shaved heads and I don't mean like Enya.

by Anonymousreply 1102/09/2013

Brad and Angie because they belly up with their own money for good causes.

by Anonymousreply 1202/10/2013

I'd give it to the homeless. Every cent.

by Anonymousreply 1302/10/2013

I'd leave my estate to Cillian Muprhy

by Anonymousreply 1402/10/2013

Split equally between Donald Trump and Elton John with the explicit request that all the money be used to acquire decent wigs.

by Anonymousreply 1502/10/2013

Can I leave the money to a celebrity with the stipulation that it's only to be used for them to get psychiatric/psychological help?

by Anonymousreply 1602/10/2013

Just to clarify for you all, it's "Pescow", spelled P-E-S-C-O-W.

Any amounts are welcome!

by Anonymousreply 1702/10/2013

Before I died, I'd buy an investment bank and make Chris Burke the C.E.O. This would shield him from all liability and prosecution.

THEN, I'd fund a weekly game show along the lines of 'The Most Dangerous Game' and make Chris the host.

He'd hunt Patti Lu Pone, Victoria Jackson, Mason Reese, and Jerry Seinfeld. He'd think he was using blanks, but the audience would know better.

by Anonymousreply 1802/10/2013


by Anonymousreply 1902/11/2013

I'd leave my estate to Donna Pescow.

by Anonymousreply 2002/11/2013
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