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My bf is outside struggling to shovel snow from our walk and driveway.

Meanwhile, I'm warm and toasty curled up on the couch, wrapped in my camouflage snuggly, sipping my chocolate truffle hot chocolate, and watching a suspenseful Marilu Henner film on the Lifetime Movie Network. The agonizing sounds he's making would be so distracting if they weren't so funny.

HE insisted we move here from Miami for career purposes, so he can deal with the consequences of a northeast winter. I simply can't be bothered. I think I'll feel like some chocolate chip/banana pancakes in a half hour. I'll have him make them for me when his frost-bitten ass stumbles back into the house.

by Anonymousreply 9102/10/2013

Eldergay problem.

by Anonymousreply 102/09/2013

It's fabulous in Miami today. 70's and sunny.

by Anonymousreply 202/09/2013

Im sorry Miss, but with all due respect, Ive got problems of my own!

by Anonymousreply 402/09/2013

I'm laughing so much I have tears rolling down my face. Well done, you!

by Anonymousreply 502/09/2013

R4, lamb, it's spelled M-i-m-i. As in The Emancipation Of...?

by Anonymousreply 602/09/2013

Tap on the window and mouth, "Don't die!"

by Anonymousreply 702/09/2013

What's funny about this post? I'm inclined to think this is indeed what passes for eldergay "humor."

by Anonymousreply 802/09/2013

Please, what younger gay would even be with the fat, pancake-scented eldergay, R3? Only in your romance novels, dear.

by Anonymousreply 902/09/2013

He'll leave you, OP. You may not notice.

by Anonymousreply 1002/09/2013

Pancake, the new fragrance for eldergays from Calvin Klein.

by Anonymousreply 1102/09/2013

OP is a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1202/09/2013

WOW, I can relate to your plight. I live vicariously and let me tell you, just thinking about him out there shoveling heavy snow makes my back ache. Better go smoke a joint.

by Anonymousreply 1402/09/2013

Not remotely funny.

by Anonymousreply 1502/09/2013

R13 is a palsied failure.

by Anonymousreply 1702/09/2013

Not clever enough, R18.

by Anonymousreply 1902/09/2013

Well, he insisted on living here! It not my fault!

by Anonymousreply 2002/09/2013

R6 is humor-challenged.

OP, I'll remember to tell your partner about this when he's with me, after cumming in his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 2202/09/2013

It's the camouflage snuggly put me off.

by Anonymousreply 2302/09/2013

you guys should have just hired a shoveling service/

by Anonymousreply 2402/09/2013

No way OP is a gayling. (Marilu Henner?)

by Anonymousreply 2502/09/2013

4/10

The pancakes are OTT

by Anonymousreply 2602/09/2013

OP, you do know that very soon you can pack your crap and head on back to Miami? Bcz if I was your BF and you couldn't at least make me a mug of hot chocolate, and a nice breakfast after this, you are more selfish & immature than you sound. And you sound really bad.

Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, but I don't see a damned thing funny about being selfish and petulant. Fine. You moved because of him. And I bet you remind him of it at every fucking opportunity.

Stop and think about how you will personally benefit from the snow being shovelled. In fact, stop and think about allll the benefits you have, courtesy of being with someone who sounds like a nice guy. Nice guys aren't a dime a dozen, asshole. You better hope he's not in the same mood I'm in today, bcz I'd order you a plane ticket ASAP.

by Anonymousreply 2702/09/2013

I'm not shoveling snow! Why should I freeze my ass off? I am not missing my Lifetime movie. (Going for another cup of hot chocolate to keep warm).

by Anonymousreply 2802/09/2013

R27....tell us how you really feel? Damn.

by Anonymousreply 2902/09/2013

Gather 'round girls. THIS is a how an EST is done. Good job, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3102/09/2013

OP WTF asked you to shovel the snow? All I am pointing out is that you could do something kind and generous for your BF when he comes in.

by Anonymousreply 3202/09/2013

OP, make sure you scold him later for those loud, annoying noises. How dare him.

by Anonymousreply 3302/09/2013

Well, you certainly are a trezURE, aren't you cupcake?

by Anonymousreply 3402/09/2013

That's funny. I made my boyfriend shovel our driveway this morning too. He somehow cut his right index finger with the stupid shovel or something and ran into the house tracking blood all over the place.

"NOT ON MY FLOOR!" I roared at him.

I was really annoyed that I had to miss a few minutes of that cute newscaster Gio Benitez while I went to the bathroom to get the box of Band-Aids and throw it outside to my BF.

He can be so damned selfish sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 3502/09/2013

Does anyone else picture Beverly Leslie lisping this?

by Anonymousreply 3602/09/2013

I just hope this is the fabulous OP who eats finger sandwiches and reads glossies while the boyfriend nosedives his hole.

by Anonymousreply 3802/09/2013

R37 is nearly as much of a trip as OP! Good job, eldergays! Your dementia praecox is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 3902/09/2013

What R31 said.

by Anonymousreply 4002/09/2013

I don't think it's that good. It's been up for an hour and a half and we're only at 40 posts.

A masterpiece EST provokes a frenzy around here.

by Anonymousreply 4102/09/2013

In the delicate division of labor within this relationship, I think I know who is responsible for laundering the delicate undergarments.

by Anonymousreply 4202/09/2013

The Marilu Henner film is over. She was quite good as a homicidal first lady. Some nice incest subtext between Marilu's character and her quite hot son. Now it's on to "Deadly Relations" starring one of my boyhood crushes Robert Urich. The bf is still out there shoveling. Hmmm, I suppose I should've told him that our neighbor a few doors down offered to let us use his power snow blower when we needed it. Ooops, that must've slipped my mind LOL. Luckily that neighbor hasn't come outside to remove the snow from his property. Wouldn't that be an awkward conversation between my bf and him!! I've decided I don't feel like pancakes, so I've microwaved some pizza hot pockets. Now I'm back on the couch.

by Anonymousreply 4302/09/2013

[quote]Now it's on to "Deadly Relations" starring one of my boyhood crushes Robert Urich.

Definitely not a gayling. Not even an eldergay.

Dinogay.

by Anonymousreply 4402/09/2013

Gayling just isn't happening.

by Anonymousreply 4502/09/2013

bwwaaaa hahahahahaha... I know it wounds (and provokes bitter responses), but it happened a long time ago, Gilbert.

by Anonymousreply 4602/09/2013

That's so meta, R45.

by Anonymousreply 4702/09/2013

FYI - keep checking to make sure he's out there. He may not be shoveling the walk, but it sounds more like he's shoveling an escape route.

by Anonymousreply 4802/09/2013

This...

"bwwaaaa hahahahahaha"

...is precisely why gayling will never happen.

by Anonymousreply 4902/09/2013

I Think My Partner is Cheating on Me.

And I gave up my life in Miami for him.

by Anonymousreply 5002/09/2013

R21, is that you Rupert (Everett)?

by Anonymousreply 5102/09/2013

This reminds me of that Gene Tierney movie Leave Her to Heaven, when she takes Cornell Wilde's crippled brother out in the row boat then forces him to swim back, only he can't and he gets tired, and he keeps swimming, and he makes all these moaning noises, he's struggling, and she keeps watching him, telling him to just swim, and then he drowns, and he is dead, and she pretends to dive into the water to try to help him but she knew it was too late.

You're murdering him on purpose, you cruel, demonic OP.

by Anonymousreply 5202/09/2013

You need to learn how to write, R53. Get your GED, and then visit us again.

by Anonymousreply 5402/09/2013

Why do the humor and irony impaired like R27 love to shit all over everything?

by Anonymousreply 5502/09/2013

Get help with your stuttering, dear.

by Anonymousreply 5702/09/2013

Ouch! So much anger! I'm thinking jealousy. You enjoy your day, op. But hope your guy doesn't have a heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 5802/09/2013

LOL, OP. Bet your bf went to state schools. You should demand that he make you Creme Brulee.

by Anonymousreply 5902/09/2013

There are a lot of bitter hags here...I'm pretty sure they are actual hags.

by Anonymousreply 6002/09/2013

OP Won't be laughing when his BF leaves his ass.

by Anonymousreply 6102/09/2013

I wonder where OP really is - certainly not in the midst of the US snow storm (with its strong winds and power outages). It suggests, really, that the BF doesn't exist or is happy to be outside, rather than inside with OP.

by Anonymousreply 6202/09/2013

These EST's are getting less witty every day.

by Anonymousreply 6302/09/2013

Hold the hell on. I think OP's boyfriend IS Gio Benitez!

by Anonymousreply 6402/09/2013

OP: You are the talk of your neighborhood. They hate you, and you are not invited to tonight's potluck dinner at the church hall.

by Anonymousreply 6502/09/2013

The boyfriend is developing muscles. The OP is gaining weight.

by Anonymousreply 6602/09/2013

That's OK. Fat, sloppy OP on the couch. After BF finishes the snow he'll come in, take one look at your slovenly ass, realize there is nothing to eat in the house, go out for a nice brunchy lunchy, and meet some fine ass young guy who invites him over for a nice massage with warm oils, & much later on, fixes him the best gourmet supper he's ever eated.

After more sex than anyone can imagine is possible, OP's BF dozes off at the cute boy's apartment, but not until first calling to get OP a ticket back to Miami. He will call OP sometime late in the evening on Saturday, tell him he has a plane to catch, and have a safe trip.

by Anonymousreply 6702/09/2013

What the BF is probably gaining is a coronary. I sure hope OP made sure he's the sold beneficiary of the insurance policies and estate.

Robert Urich, OP? OTT

by Anonymousreply 6802/09/2013

Unbelievable. For gawd sakes, you're both gay, you MUST have puh-lenty of disposable income. Hire someone to shovel the snow, and then the both of you can enjoy pancakes. Either that, or move back to Miami.

by Anonymousreply 6902/09/2013

He moved us here. He HAD to be here to advance his burgeoning career. I was good enough to follow him and buy us a house in Connecticut. Let him deal with the shoveling and other assorted yard work. I wouldn't have moved here if I didn't love him. He finished his shoveling a little while ago, and he's now in the kitchen cooking us chicken burgers for lunch. He enjoys doing things for me. He knows what he needs to do to keep me happy. Like the saying goes, "happy wife, happy life."

by Anonymousreply 7002/09/2013

OP why did you move if you didn't want to? You are not a slave. You CHOSE to go along with your BF. Now you should get your ass out there and help shovel the snow. You have a partner. If your're not into partnership then you should just get out.

by Anonymousreply 7102/09/2013

OP...you owe your bf a big Valentin's gift next week. Your gift is that he shoveled the driveway.

by Anonymousreply 7202/09/2013

For God's sake, R71. OP is just yankin' your (and everybody else's)chain. Lighten up already.

by Anonymousreply 7302/09/2013

I KNOW guys like this. I AM guys like this. Of course they've been together forever and they bicker back and forth with bitchy remarks and vengeful repartee.

Later, when he comes in, make sure you give him a big hug, a nice cup of cocoa and tell him you love him.

I just got finished shoveling MY driveway and I'm halfway to cardiac arrest. When I got back in the house, the BF looked up from his coffee and said "Done yet?"

In lieu of flowers, his family has requested donations to a charity of your choice.

by Anonymousreply 7402/09/2013

OP, you're too much. And you wanna know how I know you're too much. It's because I'm too much.

by Anonymousreply 7502/09/2013

How is it that people like OP and R35 can find a boyfriend, but I can't? I'm nice, young, and not ugly, so what am I doing wrong? Maybe I should start acting like a cunt instead of being nice.

by Anonymousreply 7602/09/2013

Check out The Others, R76.

by Anonymousreply 7702/09/2013

This is OP:

by Anonymousreply 7802/09/2013

Is he hot with a fine ass. I love watching hot guys shovel snow through my window. So butch and all the bending over! Hmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 7902/09/2013

That is so fetch!

by Anonymousreply 8102/09/2013

In North LA, the snow level fell to 1,500 feet but none of the nearby mountains got their expected dusting of snow because the rain cells were mistimed.

Also, Big Bear and way up there got most of it.

Still, it was pretty cold for us today.

by Anonymousreply 8302/09/2013

The OP is being a lazy ass, and not being considerate enough to assist his bf.

Count your blessings that he hasn't left your ass, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8402/09/2013

OP either you are troll or a nasty ass CUNT of note. Get off your lazy, lily-white, fat ass and go help him shovel.

by Anonymousreply 8502/10/2013

Miami Miami. Youve got style. Blue skies sunshine white sand by the Mile

by Anonymousreply 8602/10/2013

What an Exceptionally Sad Tragedy this snow must have been for you, OP.

Now get off your WHORE ASS and grab a shovel, hooker!

by Anonymousreply 8702/10/2013

I give this "relationship" 6 more months...and that's generous.

by Anonymousreply 8802/10/2013

And r19, continuing the bitter party, chides the truth bearer.

by Anonymousreply 8902/10/2013

Did you get lost, R89? That was nearly a day ago.

by Anonymousreply 9002/10/2013

this entire thread is a bullshit scenario full of DL redbait just to see how much of a reaction he can get.

So far everyone is believint this EST

by Anonymousreply 9102/10/2013
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