I woke up with soft, silky skin! I used Burt's Bee's Body Butter, pomegranate scent. I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap. This morning it's as though I soaked them in Palm Olive!
Last night, I slept in lotion
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/11/2013|
Sounds disgusting. And smelly.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/09/2013|
Big deal. Lindsay Lohan does that all the time. Oh wait...that's not lotion.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/09/2013|
WTF - I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap OP Are you real?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/09/2013|
Hand models do this the night before shoots.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/09/2013|
DON`T YOU HURT MY DOG!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/09/2013|
[quote]I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap.
Could you put that on youtube?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/09/2013|
Ohhhh! What an Exquisite Skin Treatment!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/09/2013|
You BETTER, or else you were getting the hose again!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/09/2013|
So in other words, OP, you smeared butter on your face and did your dishes. HAWT!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/09/2013|
Do you do this whenever you're told?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/09/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/09/2013|
R7, why do you pollute every thread with some lame reference to a threadbare DL cliche and then say......"someone had to do/say it?" No, dear, no one had to say it. You make me cringe with your lack of imagination. Add something interesting/funny to the conversation or stay silent.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/09/2013|
I know how you feel. Last night, I didn't get to sleep at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/09/2013|
R12 is VERY UPSET!!!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/09/2013|
Take some notes from R10. Now THAT'S funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/09/2013|
very "Silence of the Lambs" OP
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/09/2013|
What an original thought, R16.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/09/2013|
What? Nobody's said it??
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/09/2013|
OP, why bubble wrap? How did you wrap the rest of yourself? Did the bubbles pop from time to time thruout the night?
Were you alone? Have you ever masturbated yourself or anyone else with hands wrapped in bubble wrap?
I'll assume you have, and that it feels wonderful! Did you put some lotion "back there?" Did you get some "kelp" applying it?
OP, can I come over next time?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/09/2013|
He needs to put it in the basket, r17.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/09/2013|
I'm trademarking my new lotion, "Manderley". It will be the cornerstone of my men's skin regimen.
I'll take generic hand lotion and add menthol with a little sriracha - bitches love sriracha.
Voice over: "Last night I slept in Manderley again."
Visual: Boney-assed 40-something rising from bed like Chris Sarandon in "Fright Night", beat-red and oilier than a greased pig.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/09/2013|
Interestingly enough, R12/R15/R17 contributed nothing to this thread but whining.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/09/2013|
Last night, I slept on 600 thread count linen.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/09/2013|
I meant "help" not "kelp."
Altho, perhaps kelp might add something to the experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/09/2013|
Time for new reading glasses. I thought R23 posted that last night he slept with 600 men. Though realistically anybody posting in rhapsody on a thread about lotion and sheets has probably not slept with six men in their lives.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/09/2013|
"Last Night I Slept In Lotion" sounds like an 80s or 90s pop song.
An unreleased song by Book of Love, maybe. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/09/2013|
W&W for R25.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/09/2013|
Last night I slept with danger. My mother let me.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/09/2013|
W&W for R10. Sue me, I'm a huge SILENCE fan.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/09/2013|
Were you afraid of getting the hose again, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/09/2013|
And yet, you forgot to sleep in your Maidenform Bra.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/11/2013|