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Last night, I slept in lotion

I woke up with soft, silky skin! I used Burt's Bee's Body Butter, pomegranate scent. I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap. This morning it's as though I soaked them in Palm Olive!

by Anonymousreply 3102/11/2013

Sounds disgusting. And smelly.

by Anonymousreply 102/09/2013

Big deal. Lindsay Lohan does that all the time. Oh wait...that's not lotion.

by Anonymousreply 202/09/2013

WTF - I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap OP Are you real?

by Anonymousreply 302/09/2013

Hand models do this the night before shoots.

by Anonymousreply 402/09/2013

DON`T YOU HURT MY DOG!!!!

by Anonymousreply 502/09/2013

[quote]I tied both of my hands with bubble wrap.

Could you put that on youtube?

by Anonymousreply 602/09/2013

Ohhhh! What an Exquisite Skin Treatment!

by Anonymousreply 702/09/2013

You BETTER, or else you were getting the hose again!

by Anonymousreply 802/09/2013

So in other words, OP, you smeared butter on your face and did your dishes. HAWT!

by Anonymousreply 902/09/2013

Do you do this whenever you're told?

by Anonymousreply 1002/09/2013

Get [i]her[/i]!

by Anonymousreply 1102/09/2013

R7, why do you pollute every thread with some lame reference to a threadbare DL cliche and then say......"someone had to do/say it?" No, dear, no one had to say it. You make me cringe with your lack of imagination. Add something interesting/funny to the conversation or stay silent.

by Anonymousreply 1202/09/2013

I know how you feel. Last night, I didn't get to sleep at all.

by Anonymousreply 1302/09/2013

R12 is VERY UPSET!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1402/09/2013

Take some notes from R10. Now THAT'S funny.

by Anonymousreply 1502/09/2013

very "Silence of the Lambs" OP

by Anonymousreply 1602/09/2013

What an original thought, R16.

by Anonymousreply 1702/09/2013

What? Nobody's said it??

by Anonymousreply 1802/09/2013

OP, why bubble wrap? How did you wrap the rest of yourself? Did the bubbles pop from time to time thruout the night?

Were you alone? Have you ever masturbated yourself or anyone else with hands wrapped in bubble wrap?

I'll assume you have, and that it feels wonderful! Did you put some lotion "back there?" Did you get some "kelp" applying it?

OP, can I come over next time?

by Anonymousreply 1902/09/2013

He needs to put it in the basket, r17.

by Anonymousreply 2002/09/2013

I'm trademarking my new lotion, "Manderley". It will be the cornerstone of my men's skin regimen.

I'll take generic hand lotion and add menthol with a little sriracha - bitches love sriracha.

Voice over: "Last night I slept in Manderley again."

Visual: Boney-assed 40-something rising from bed like Chris Sarandon in "Fright Night", beat-red and oilier than a greased pig.

by Anonymousreply 2102/09/2013

Interestingly enough, R12/R15/R17 contributed nothing to this thread but whining.

by Anonymousreply 2202/09/2013

Last night, I slept on 600 thread count linen.

by Anonymousreply 2302/09/2013

I meant "help" not "kelp."

Altho, perhaps kelp might add something to the experience.

by Anonymousreply 2402/09/2013

Time for new reading glasses. I thought R23 posted that last night he slept with 600 men. Though realistically anybody posting in rhapsody on a thread about lotion and sheets has probably not slept with six men in their lives.

by Anonymousreply 2502/09/2013

"Last Night I Slept In Lotion" sounds like an 80s or 90s pop song.

An unreleased song by Book of Love, maybe. LOL

by Anonymousreply 2602/09/2013

W&W for R25.

by Anonymousreply 2702/09/2013

Last night I slept with danger. My mother let me.

by Anonymousreply 2802/09/2013

W&W for R10. Sue me, I'm a huge SILENCE fan.

by Anonymousreply 2902/09/2013

Were you afraid of getting the hose again, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3002/09/2013

And yet, you forgot to sleep in your Maidenform Bra.

by Anonymousreply 3102/11/2013
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