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Patti LuPone sings disco!

Must be heard to be believed.

by Anonymousreply 2904/02/2013



by Anonymousreply 102/08/2013

Hey, if Patti's idol Ethel Merman can do it...

by Anonymousreply 202/08/2013

This was from Patti's prolonged coke-abuse period, when she thought enunciation was just for sissies.


by Anonymousreply 302/08/2013

[quote]Hey, if Patti's idol Ethel Merman can do it...

And if Pat Boone can do a heavy metal album...

by Anonymousreply 402/08/2013

The only time I ever hear of Patti Lupone is on DL and nowhere else.

by Anonymousreply 502/08/2013

Zazzzzzin Pizzzburrrrr... Pizzburrpennsuhvaynyuh!

by Anonymousreply 602/08/2013

MY GOD!! She dances worse than Lana Cantrell on 'ludes!

What an awful song, I wonder who wrote it?

by Anonymousreply 702/08/2013

It sounds exactly as if it were co-written by Jeff Blumenkranz & Peter Allen after both of them had been doing lots of Qaaludes for several weeks.

by Anonymousreply 802/08/2013

Yes, it DOES have a Peter Allen confusion about it, doesn't it? I hear it now.

by Anonymousreply 902/08/2013

I can't understand a word she's saying.

by Anonymousreply 1002/09/2013

Who's Peter Allen?

by Anonymousreply 1102/09/2013

R3 and R6 I love you so much.

by Anonymousreply 1202/09/2013

I always think it's so funny when a performer pretends to be having SUCH a good time and they do a big fake laugh like what they did was so funny but no one in the audience is in on it.

by Anonymousreply 1302/09/2013

What's the deal with Patti? Closet lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 1402/09/2013

" Bitch stole my schtick!"

by Anonymousreply 1502/09/2013

Let me offer a palate cleanser.

by Anonymousreply 1602/09/2013

I've commented on this before. One of the funniest things I've ever read on DL, and I still chuckle about it now, was when someone was bitching about her performance in "Annie Get Your Gun". This has to have been almost 15 years ago. The were complaining about her diction and they said something like, "So she sings like, 'I wanna wedding with a HONK HONK and HONK HONK and HONK HONK!'"

Like I said, I still laugh about it now when I think of it.

by Anonymousreply 1702/09/2013

r17, here she is honking that exact song with Peter Gallagher.

by Anonymousreply 1802/09/2013

Oh! My beautiful ears!

by Anonymousreply 1902/09/2013

no wonder Sir Andrew fired her

by Anonymousreply 2002/09/2013

I can't tell you how many times I've come back to this post to regard again this Lupone fiasco and listen to it. Is there any way we can send it to a show on TV?

by Anonymousreply 2102/13/2013

beautiful voices, a lovely faces - everywhere!

by Anonymousreply 2202/13/2013

I'm being pursued in my life by this song and I wish it would stop.

It once happened in my youth, in junior highschool band--a piece of music I could not get out of my mind and which gave me insomnia.

Then, during the first gulf war, air control once played the Sammy Davis, Jr. song,"The Candy Man"--(The Candy man makes, everything he makes, satisfying and delicious. Talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes.)

And so, back then when we were cluster bombing the Highway To Hell and setting everyone on fire, that song kept running through my head while I saw the agony of the Iraqis under my bomber.

Lately, this song haunts me at night when I try to go to sleep, gives me bed sweats when I try to wake up and yesterday when I tried to land my plane (I'm a pilot for an airline) in Dallas, I almost undershot the runway and nearly crashed---and all the time this horrible Lupone song was going through the back of my head and I can't get rid of it. Any suggestions? Will this go away?

by Anonymousreply 2302/15/2013

I wish I'd never seen that video.


by Anonymousreply 2402/15/2013

Doesn't she do requests at her 54Below shows? Someone should ask her to do this.

by Anonymousreply 2502/16/2013


by Anonymousreply 2603/28/2013

Speaking of "bump," r26 must be on some sort of drug binge because it has bumped several ancient Patti LuPone threads. Here's a hint, twat, you're a creepy obsessive freak.

by Anonymousreply 2703/28/2013

Awww, R27 is another victim of toxic shock syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 2803/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 2904/02/2013
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