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OMG What Happened To Ethan Hawke???

Uma should stage an intervention, at least for the children's sake!

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4704/26/2015

At least he finally got his dirty teeth cleaned. His dental maladies were beyond mere tartar, he had scale and it was ugly.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 102/08/2013

The new look is for an acting role. He is playing "Clive" in a play of the same name. The story is about a an aging rockstar who is on the downhill slide. Should be good if Ethan is in it. Dude is a great actor.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 302/08/2013

Meth face.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 402/08/2013

Ethan Hawke IS Billy Idol!

Coming soon to a crackhouse near you.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 502/08/2013

Hey, Kieth Richards is looking good!

Well, better.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 602/09/2013

He does not have meth face. He's 40something and he's playing a role. He has scruff and weathered skin -- you know, like most regular dudes his age. He shops at a store where I work in New York. He's nice, sexy, and appears to be a doting father. Quit talking out of your ass.

His hygiene has also improved slightly in recent years.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 702/09/2013

[quote]Hey, Kieth Richards is looking good!

First of all, you need some new material, honey. Unless you are into 30-year-old jokes.

Second, "Kieth"? Really? REALLY?

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 802/09/2013

He looks like he's a bit too thin. After 40, that's not good. Other than that? He's fine. The hair is for a part, obviously.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 902/09/2013

What R3 and R7 said

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 1002/09/2013

Just came from seeing CLIVE (VERY BAD reviews this morning in all the NY papers).

Ethan plays a 80s/90s low-level rocker, which explains the hair and guyliner. He sings a bit, sounding a lot like Dylan.

The play is terrible, but Ethan is in great shape and is acceptably shirtless for several scenes.

His co-star is Vincent D'Onofrio, who live on stage is a huge hulking bear of a man with a scary shaved head.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 1102/09/2013

You can buy his Chelsea apartment $6+ million dollar.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 1202/09/2013

Hey R5! Here is Ethan! Hit it! It's a nice day for uh, Crack Wedding!

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 1402/09/2013

Newly Out Gay Man Overdoing It

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 1502/09/2013

Stop lapping up shit you sick fuck. [R13]

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 1602/09/2013

[R1] They are false teeth, implants.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 1702/09/2013

R7, are you saying that Ethan Hawke hasn't had a serious drug problem for the past 20 years?

He's only 40 years old. He's had money and a good dental plan since he was a kid. His teeth rotted out. It's meth.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 1802/09/2013

r17

So you're saying he has falsies???

Not likely implants since meth destroys the bone too. Most likely dentures.

Calling Florence Henderson.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2002/09/2013

[R19] Thanks for your personal story. Few can relate to it however.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2102/09/2013

If he is playing an aging rockstar, his look is perfect.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2202/09/2013

I like the kitchen of the house very much. But the rest: eh.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2302/09/2013

Is that his own decor (his stuff) in the photos, or did someone else live there since he moved?

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2402/09/2013

Yes, I'd love to plop down 6 million on a place and keep coming across hidden meth pipes and discarded used needles.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2502/09/2013

Okay, I can accept that the hair might be for a role, but no one forced him to wear that stupid eyeliner. Gross.

There was a thread recently with the theme "pretty child turned ugly adult?" He OWNS it.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2602/09/2013

He looks a lot better than he did several years ago when he looked dreadful. And I take it the hair is for a role.

next!

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2702/09/2013

Billy Idol or Mike Dirnt?

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2802/09/2013

He's an actor you idiot. They put on faces for a living.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 2902/09/2013

Here's photo of Hawke from late November.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 3202/11/2013

From the article that accompanied OP's photo.

Talk about commitment to your art. Ethan Hawke is throwing himself into his latest role -- as a 1990s rocker gone bad in the off-Broadway play Clive -- complete with a radical new hairstyle befitting a grunge-era musician in New York City.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 3302/11/2013

Middle age is not being kind to Ethan.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 3402/11/2013

Maybe it's just me, but I think he looks good. Kinda "heroin chic." But I like the grungy skinny crackhead look, lol.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 3502/11/2013

Those are still his same old crooked teeth, not fake.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 3602/11/2013

He looks like Johnny Carson in r32.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 3702/11/2013

He's channeling Keith Richards.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 3802/11/2013

People who age make me sick!!!

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 3902/23/2013

you guys crack me up!

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4008/09/2013

[quote]He shops at a store where I work in New York

You work at a crack store?

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4108/09/2013

Turnaround almost complete. Meth face apparently gone. Laser resurfacing and dental work complete. And he's got work lined up through 2015.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4203/26/2014

Does he still do meth? I bet he does. I bet there's a lot of drugs, don't you think? He looks like he still dabbles, at the very least, right?

Oh, does anyone have his address?

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4303/26/2014

Looks like an older Sugar Ray (mark Mcgrath) And yes; I know he is younger

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4410/16/2014

Ignorant bitches. He is a lifelong smoker. What he has is called "smoker's face" by dermatologists. Looks like he missed the 40-ish facelift Brad Pitt had at the hospital where I work. Otherwise he'd look just as haggard.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4504/26/2015

All you have to do to verify that sucking on cigs is how he got to looking this old so soon is check out the scene in The Purge where he is doing paperwork in front of the TV. Even the ton of make-up he is wearing can't cover the pucker wrinkles around his mouth - speed doesn't do that. Only years of tobacco.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4604/26/2015

Horrible.

by I can smell the chemical burn of the crack pipe from here.reply 4704/26/2015
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