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I ordered Chinese food, and the guy's car broke down as he was trying to leave.

The snow is coming down here, so I invited him in...This could get interesting.

by Anonymousreply 2802/09/2013

Keep us posted, op.

by Anonymousreply 102/08/2013

How exciting can it be? He's there and you're too busy being online.

by Anonymousreply 202/08/2013

Is his name "Sum Yung Gai?"

by Anonymousreply 302/08/2013

Yay. Posting as it happens, it's like the Jani Lane thread again.

by Anonymousreply 402/08/2013

Are you posting this from the bathroom OP?

by Anonymousreply 502/08/2013

offer him some wine - and a back rub - report back asap

by Anonymousreply 602/08/2013

I wonder what the poor guy thinks of OP's breathless texting and giddy shrieking.

by Anonymousreply 702/08/2013

aaaaand he made his excuses and left.


by Anonymousreply 802/08/2013

I can see the headline now: Grisly Discovery of Delivery Boy Bodies Found in Basement of Caftan Wearing Man.

by Anonymousreply 902/08/2013

Thanks OP. Speed Weed, you can start writing the season finale.

by Anonymousreply 1002/08/2013

What did he look like?

by Anonymousreply 1102/08/2013

Is One Hung Lo still there?

by Anonymousreply 1202/08/2013

Sounds like the start of a movie. Let being casting!

by Anonymousreply 1302/08/2013

You ordered the Ben Wah Balls?

by Anonymousreply 1402/08/2013

He left because you were posting on Datalounge while you had a guest. Rude!

by Anonymousreply 1502/08/2013

A little too forward, were we, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1602/08/2013

Egg Foo Yung, One Fag Datalounge,

no longer interesting from snow bound soujourn

by Anonymousreply 1702/08/2013

Compliment his uniform, OP! I just love a man in uniform.

by Anonymousreply 1802/08/2013

Rink prease!

by Anonymousreply 1902/08/2013

The idiot who lives upstairs from me decided this evening would be a good night to take a ride on his bike. He didn't go twenty feet before wiping out in the snow and ice.

by Anonymousreply 2002/08/2013

order Vietnamese food!

by Anonymousreply 2102/08/2013

OP: I want to 69 with you.

Delivery Guy: You want #69? Beef and Broccoli?

by Anonymousreply 2202/08/2013

Mexicans and blacks are dirty and smelly.

by Anonymousreply 2302/08/2013

was he hot, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2402/09/2013

One Hung Lo? Lmao!

by Anonymousreply 2502/09/2013

PLEASE.... everyone knows delivery people in NYC do NOT have cars. They only ride bikes as previous OP who reported the one who wanted him to come downstairs to pick the food was so roundly casticaged over.

by Anonymousreply 2602/09/2013

Before tasting, be sanitary, hold his dick with chopsticks.

by Anonymousreply 2702/09/2013

LOL r20.

by Anonymousreply 2802/09/2013
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