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What are you getting your valentine for valentines day?

I was thinking about a nice pen for his iPad. Do they work? Can anyone recommend a nice one?

I'm also taking him to Vegas for the weekend. It's our first Valentines Day together.

by Qpidreply 2502/11/2014

I'm presenting my hole.

by Qpidreply 102/08/2013


by Qpidreply 202/08/2013

A pen? What the hell is this, Say Anything?

by Qpidreply 302/08/2013

You made me chuckle, r3.

by Qpidreply 402/08/2013

I got a heart tattooed on my ass.

by Qpidreply 502/10/2013

Do you mean stylus, op? Check amazon. There are all kinds of choices. I use cheap ones, they're great.

by Qpidreply 602/10/2013

February 14 is V DAY, sisters! It's a day to celebrate the ending of violence against wimmen everywhere, and to celebrate our vaginas! Join together and praise Gaia in our denunciation of haterape and haterapespeech against every womyn everywhere. I will myself be performing several soliloquys from "The Vaginia Monologues" on V Day--I am certain you will all celebrate with me.

by Qpidreply 702/10/2013

The V Day website.

by Qpidreply 802/10/2013

I am getting him his own cunt

by Qpidreply 902/10/2013

A Footman

by Qpidreply 1002/10/2013

Fuck Valentines Day right up the ass

by Qpidreply 1102/10/2013

I'll be punching his hole until he gets a rosebud.

by Qpidreply 1202/10/2013

Crack--the drug, not the ass.

by Qpidreply 1302/11/2013


by Qpidreply 1402/11/2013

We are getting married!

by Qpidreply 1502/11/2013

I am the queen of VD!!

by Qpidreply 1602/11/2013

Congrats R15

by Qpidreply 1702/11/2013

Look for the pens that say "Sharpie" on them OP. they work the best.

by Qpidreply 1802/12/2013

Four you first V-Day pull out all the stops, Vegas, gifts, candy, all night fuck. Then coast for the next 20 years. It works, I know.

by Qpidreply 1902/12/2013

If you are going some place special, pull out that phone and dont forget to take a good pic of you two. You may be looking back at that for many years to come.

by Qpidreply 2002/12/2013

We don't celebrate it in my family. My bitch of a mother, Judy Hale, got raped after the St. Valentine's Day dance. It resulted in my conception.

I later had an affair with Prince Abdullah, her attacker. I was unknowingly fucking my bastard of a father--a fact I eventually had to deny, for the sake of public decency.

by Qpidreply 2102/12/2013

Life-sized nude photo of Lena Dunham

by Qpidreply 2202/12/2013

I've got it!! This year, I'm getting our savior and my sweetie something practical: a case of Poland Spring Water.

by Qpidreply 2302/12/2013

Congratulations, R15! Who proposed? You or your partner? Did you get him an engagement ring or did you both get one each? I'm considering popping the question but wondering how to get it done best.

by Qpidreply 2402/11/2014

Hey, gays, Taylor Swift here! I want to get my new boyfriend Aaron Rodgers a present - do you have any gift suggestions?

by Qpidreply 2502/11/2014
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