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Do you find masturbation shameful?

I rarely do it nowadays, but when I used to do it. i always did it at home. It's not something I'd want others to know.

by Anonymousreply 2902/08/2013

Yes, and the only cure is to do it again.

by Anonymousreply 102/08/2013

Where the hell else WOULD you do it, the middle of the mall? Who lets others know when they wank off, anyway? Are you mentally challenged?

by Anonymousreply 202/08/2013

I've waited for this thread for years, OP.

by Anonymousreply 302/08/2013

Only when concert goers started turning their heads away from the jumbo screen.

by Anonymousreply 402/08/2013

r2 apparently we have a lot of people here that bust a nut at work

by Anonymousreply 502/08/2013

As Woody Allen says in "Annie Hall": "don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."

by Anonymousreply 602/08/2013

[quote]bust a nut

How quaint. Do you wipe it off on the drapes?

by Anonymousreply 702/08/2013

My parish priest compulsively masturbated while he heard confessions. We all knew but nobody told on him.

by Anonymousreply 802/08/2013

I don't poop in public either or want other people to know anything about it. Doesn't make it a moral issue.

by Anonymousreply 902/08/2013

OP=Pat Robertson

by Anonymousreply 1002/08/2013

[quote]It's not something I'd want others to know.

It's not MEANT to be something you'd want others to know.

by Anonymousreply 1102/08/2013

How odd. Do you have a therapist?

by Anonymousreply 1202/08/2013

r9 is correct. Everyone shits but no one does so out in the open. The same is with masturbating. We all know every healthy male jerks off, but you don't go around talking about it all the time or just whip your dick out in public and have a go at it then and there.

by Anonymousreply 1302/08/2013

It's a mental health issue. Everybody poops and everybody masturbates. To pretend you don't or that it isn't fit for polite company is to demand that the whole world conspire to hide these facts, and that's mentally ill, controlling, and ethically inferior.

by Anonymousreply 1402/08/2013

[quote]I don't poop in public either or want other people to know anything about it.

There are some people in your neighborhood who think that you poop. Try to avoid them.

by Anonymousreply 1502/08/2013

I second R2, and would add that the more I do it, the better my life is.

by Anonymousreply 1602/08/2013

[quote]Everyone shits but no one does so out in the open.

yes, but you are wrong if discussing masturbation is the same as that.

by Anonymousreply 1702/08/2013

[quote]The same is with masturbating. We all know every healthy male jerks off, but you don't go around talking about it all the time or just whip your dick out in public and have a go at it then and there.

Obviously you have never been to the Folsom Fair

by Anonymousreply 1802/08/2013

I have to go number three.

by Anonymousreply 1902/08/2013

Yes, if you're doing it right.

by Anonymousreply 2002/08/2013

LOLOLOL r19!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2102/08/2013

No, OP. I don't find any part of my sexuality "shameful".

by Anonymousreply 2202/08/2013

yeah, having a bm and wanking off . . .2 things guys keep private. Guess that's why I'm so turned on by the thought of spying on them.

by Anonymousreply 2302/08/2013

If OP pooped a little more often, he probably would be less insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 2402/08/2013

jacking off is fun, and should be shared

by Anonymousreply 2502/08/2013

Lonely and boring.

by Anonymousreply 2602/08/2013

I'm the little gremlin that polishes your knob after you've cum.

by Anonymousreply 2702/08/2013

No to masturbation but I do feel a little shameful watching porn.

by Anonymousreply 2802/08/2013

Making Love Alone

(The song has become legendary in certain "circles." Heh.)

by Anonymousreply 2902/08/2013
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