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ATTENTION: I am your boyfriend and I have something to say to you

I'm tired of you not paying enough attention to me. I will be leaving you very soon, but I will allow you to say one final thing to me before I leave. Now make it quick.

by Anonymousreply 2102/08/2013

bend over

by Anonymousreply 102/08/2013

suck my cock

by Anonymousreply 202/08/2013

oh well

by Anonymousreply 302/08/2013

Don't let the door hit you...

by Anonymousreply 402/08/2013

"Who is this?"

by Anonymousreply 502/08/2013

See ya.

by Anonymousreply 602/08/2013

Close the door on your way out!

by Anonymousreply 702/08/2013

I have a #2 in place already, so fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 802/08/2013

I'm a Taurus so no problems with lack of attention here. ;)

by Anonymousreply 902/08/2013

Take the damn cat with you when you go.

by Anonymousreply 1002/08/2013

You forgot the $50 extra for outcalls.

by Anonymousreply 1102/08/2013

Would you mind paying the water bill and you were a lousy fuck in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 1202/08/2013

Your mom called. She said Fuck you if you think you're moving back in.

by Anonymousreply 1302/08/2013

I got a call from the Free Clinic today ...

by Anonymousreply 1402/08/2013

Uh, well, you know the money from your 401k that you transferred into our joint savings account?'s gone.

by Anonymousreply 1502/08/2013

How do I get this tattoo of your name off my face?

by Anonymousreply 1602/08/2013

I came THISCLOSE to having you killed!

by Anonymousreply 1702/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 1802/08/2013

You cad, you dirty swine! I never cared for you, not once! I was always makin' a fool of ya! Ya bored me stiff; I hated ya! It made me SICK when I had to let ya kiss me. I only did it because ya begged me, ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! WIPE MY MOUTH!

by Anonymousreply 1902/08/2013

I see you are not aware of how I manipulated you to this point and now I can exit gracefully thanks to you being the one to say "goodbye" first. It was a carefully-crafted plan I employ when I am no longer interested in being with someone. I make them leave first so I have no guilt. I'll miss you baby, and thanks for the good times.

by Anonymousreply 2002/08/2013

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 2102/08/2013
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