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Pee. piss or urinate?

Which do you do?

by Anonymousreply 3402/09/2013

"Piss." It's so onomatopoetic.

"Pee" is the supposedly polite abbreviation, the P word. It irritates me whenever I hear it.

"Urinate" is what I say to the doctor. Although I usually only say it once. Thereafter, it's "piss."

Piss is piss.

by Anonymousreply 102/08/2013

Whatever you want me to say sweetiekins.

by Anonymousreply 202/08/2013

Pee, or take a leak.

by Anonymousreply 302/08/2013

I pish.

by Anonymousreply 402/08/2013

Darling, I micturate.

by Anonymousreply 502/08/2013

Wee wee

by Anonymousreply 602/08/2013

I do like "micturate," which I only discovered a few years ago. I say it when I want to be a little annoying.

by Anonymousreply 702/08/2013

If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie an wipe the seatie.

by Anonymousreply 802/08/2013

it depends on the person i'm saying it to - co-workers and family its "go to the bathroom" or maybe Pee - friends and others its Piss.

by Anonymousreply 902/08/2013

Winky-tinky

by Anonymousreply 1002/08/2013

[quote]If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie an wipe the seatie.

And please don't be a retromingent.

by Anonymousreply 1102/08/2013

Drain the snake.

by Anonymousreply 1202/08/2013

"Take a slash."

or

"Bleed my lizard."

by Anonymousreply 1302/08/2013

Tinkle

by Anonymousreply 1402/08/2013

Pass my water.

by Anonymousreply 1502/08/2013

Pee or take a leak. Pee is the most polite.

by Anonymousreply 1602/08/2013

have a long, strong hot one.

by Anonymousreply 1702/08/2013

Use the bathroom. Or if I'm out-Use the Men't Room.

by Anonymousreply 1802/08/2013

Nobody "takes a whiz" anymore?

by Anonymousreply 1902/08/2013

r10 - Miss Trixie you sure brought back a memory.

by Anonymousreply 2002/09/2013

Make water

by Anonymousreply 2102/09/2013

I'll say "gots ta pee". Not sure why.

by Anonymousreply 2202/09/2013

make water

by Anonymousreply 2302/09/2013

I powder my nose, you common trash.

by Anonymousreply 2402/09/2013

How Mindy Lewis of you, R24.

by Anonymousreply 2502/09/2013

Tinkle.

by Anonymousreply 2602/09/2013

"Throw the water off the potatos" "Need to see a man about a horse" As for the pecker, my Irish grandmother called the penis "A handy thing to have at a picnic" And, finally, a little boy I know called it his "weenis"

by Anonymousreply 2702/09/2013

We don't discuss this in polite company.

by Anonymousreply 2802/09/2013

poop, shit, deficate?

by Anonymousreply 2902/09/2013

My grandmother used to say she needed to "spend a penny".

I usually say "pee" or "wee".

by Anonymousreply 3002/09/2013

Piss.

by Anonymousreply 3102/09/2013

Got to do number 1, when asked by southern mother.

by Anonymousreply 3202/09/2013

Make a piss pig happy.

by Anonymousreply 3302/09/2013

Go to the bathroom.

On a side note: my mom called a penis a 'prinkler' when I was growing up. I first heard the word penis in school.

by Anonymousreply 3402/09/2013
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