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Ugh, I just at fast food for the first time in about 2 years

I feel terrible. I'm bloated but I'm also getting a rushing feeling in my head. Salt overload?

by Anonymousreply 2402/09/2013

You precious little snowflake.

by Anonymousreply 102/07/2013

Maybe it's just That Time of the Month.

by Anonymousreply 202/07/2013

[quote]Ugh, I just at fast food

Oh, dear. The word is 'et'.

by Anonymousreply 302/07/2013

[quote] Salt overload?

Girl, you don't know the half of it.

by Anonymousreply 402/07/2013

OP=Porcelain Butterfly

Go eat some kale, fruitcake.

by Anonymousreply 502/07/2013

You need to start eating fast food more often, OP. Start with once a week, and eventually you can build it up to once or twice every day and feel fine.

by Anonymousreply 602/07/2013

What exactly did you eat, OP, and from where?

by Anonymousreply 702/07/2013

If there's a pool, I'm betting on 3:42pm ET for the sudden onset of explosive diarrhea.

by Anonymousreply 802/07/2013

I used to love Egg McMuffins. But the last few times I had them turned into a miserable experience. Afterwards I would feel horrible. Gassy, indigestion, my face felt oily. At first I thought something in my body was changing making me no longer able to tolerate that stuff. Then I mentioned it to a co worker who is younger than me and they said the same stuff had been happening to them as well. I cant help but wonder if they have done something to the food. No doubt they are using the cheapest ingredients available now to make that crap.

by Anonymousreply 902/07/2013

A fish sandwich and fries R7.

by Anonymousreply 1002/07/2013

Fast food is awful, I do the same thing op, every 18-20 months I decide to try something 'fast' and you know what? It's too expensive and too disgusting. Plus the gas and horrible evacuation the next morning is evidence enough to not partake in the poison.

by Anonymousreply 1102/07/2013

[quote]Start with once a week, and eventually you can build it up to once or twice every day and feel fine

parody, one hopes.

by Anonymousreply 1202/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 1302/07/2013

The McRib is back.

by Anonymousreply 1402/07/2013

Isn't McRib a euphemism for anything that's lying around on the floor of the butcher shop when we get ready to clean up?

by Anonymousreply 1502/07/2013

Yes R15 but it's covered in BBQ sauce.

by Anonymousreply 1602/07/2013

R16 And it has pickles! Everything's better with pickles!

by Anonymousreply 1702/07/2013

Oh good, R16. I'm sure that makes it worthwhile.

by Anonymousreply 1802/07/2013

Food trolling overload

by Anonymousreply 1902/07/2013

The sodium content isn't terrible in what you ate, OP. You could have made much worse choices from the McMenu. Unless your blood pressure is already running high, that meal shouldn't affect it.

by Anonymousreply 2002/07/2013

Maybe it's the pink slime.

by Anonymousreply 2102/09/2013

A carefully engineered blend of salt, fat and sugar. These substances do affect the brain's pleasure centers. They help make snack foods and fast food addictive.

by Anonymousreply 2202/09/2013

Your body isn't used to the crap. When I was a young gayling, I'd drink soda by the 2 liter. In my 30's and early 40's I quit soda and now in my mid40's, if I have a soda, I immediately get the sugar crash and want to sleep.

I feel your pain OP, let this be a lesson to you. Save the garbage for people with more active metabolisms.

by Anonymousreply 2302/09/2013

LOL R4. Clever.

OP, Don't eat fast food if your're just going to complain about it. You already know it's not healthy. It's simple to avoid the problem.

by Anonymousreply 2402/09/2013
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