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If shreeeeeeeking and hissing are the sounds of the gayling and eldergay, respectively...

what are the sounds of the lezling and elder lez?

by Anonymousreply 3002/08/2013

The whirr of power tools, one imagines. Sanders and drills and such.

by Anonymousreply 102/06/2013

Flapping beef curtains. Think of the sound of a shade when it snaps up to the roller.

by Anonymousreply 202/06/2013

DIdn't we have a thread about the sounds that vaginas make a few months ago?

by Anonymousreply 302/06/2013

The sound of the elderlez is wood being chopped.

by Anonymousreply 402/06/2013

vrooooom, vroooooooom

by Anonymousreply 502/06/2013

I love flapppppp appppppp appppp R2.

by Anonymousreply 602/06/2013

The assertive THUMP of a rubber-tipped cane!

by Anonymousreply 702/07/2013

The grunt of hard muscle on steel.

by Anonymousreply 802/07/2013

what about lezlings?

by Anonymousreply 902/07/2013

lezling: [exasperated sigh at the patriarchy]

elderlez (crone): [annoyed grumbling at the patriarchy]

by Anonymousreply 1002/07/2013

How quickly they forget...

*click clack*

by Anonymousreply 1102/07/2013

Why do we need to post such self-loathing bullshit in this place?

by Anonymousreply 1202/07/2013

The "beeping" as the moving van backs up.

by Anonymousreply 1302/07/2013

Flannel shirts.

Nose rings.

by Anonymousreply 1402/07/2013



lesbian lisp - ing

by Anonymousreply 1502/07/2013

Not very good at this are you r14

by Anonymousreply 1602/07/2013

Whining and mooing, respectively.

by Anonymousreply 1702/07/2013

[quote]The assertive THUMP of a rubber-tipped cane!


by Anonymousreply 1802/07/2013

The whirr/click/suck of the CPAP machine.

The jingle of the chain dog collar on her Great Dane.

The whip whip whip of a spatula being used in the latest batch of cruelty free vegan gluten free nut free nutloaf.

The bam bam bam of a nail to hammer as she posts her lists of boundaries on the wooden poles at Michfest.

The sibilance and ululating of her voice as she tells you NOW so she does not have to tell you THEN.

by Anonymousreply 1902/07/2013

vocal fry and NPR voice, respectively.

by Anonymousreply 2002/07/2013

vocal fry and NPR voice... saying "That's not funny."

by Anonymousreply 2102/07/2013

The hissing eldergay thing is overplayed (was marginally funny for about 2 seconds) but I really don't understand what Shrek has to do with young gay people.

by Anonymousreply 2202/07/2013

R22 = humorless elderlez. flappppppppp pppppppp pppppppp pppppp

by Anonymousreply 2302/07/2013

The sound of the potential rape whistle.

by Anonymousreply 2402/07/2013

Poooooooooower Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!

by Anonymousreply 2502/07/2013

The official lesbian equivalent of "elder gay" is "elder cane".

by Anonymousreply 2602/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 2702/07/2013

Lezling: The menacing revving of a Harley outside of a former lover's house.

Crone: The gentle sound of a well-maintained motorized scooter.

by Anonymousreply 2802/07/2013


by Anonymousreply 2902/07/2013

Thanks for the effect, r6.

by Anonymousreply 3002/08/2013
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