Directed by Guy Ritchie. There's a lot of him of running and jumping in soaking wet underwear, while managing a persistent wedgie.
David Beckham's new underwear commercial
|by Sportier Spice||reply 81||06/17/2013|
He's hot but his voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 1||02/06/2013|
He looks great in the Ferris Bueller-like commercial, but the sound is not working in the video at the link.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 2||02/06/2013|
Why would such a good looking guy ruin his body with all that ink. Total dick wilter.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 3||02/06/2013|
I don't like the tats either but why does a straight man have a tramp stamp?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 4||02/06/2013|
You can see it with sound here -
|by Sportier Spice||reply 5||02/06/2013|
|by Sportier Spice||reply 6||02/06/2013|
He's over when it comes to sports. The Paris team hired him for publicity and he knows he will be sitting on the bench. He signed with St. Germain just to keep his name fresh because the money keeps rolling in from endorsements and commercials.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 7||02/06/2013|
David Beckam's voice is the apotheosis of the word "fey."
|by Sportier Spice||reply 8||02/06/2013|
Is the underwear tight enough to reveal whether Beckham is cut or uncut? Otherwise there's no point.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 9||02/06/2013|
And yet he appears to be totally straight, R8
|by Sportier Spice||reply 10||02/06/2013|
[quote]I don't like the tats either but why does a straight man have a tramp stamp?
It's the name of his first born, his son Brooklyn.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 11||02/06/2013|
Why did he name his son Brooklyn?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 12||02/06/2013|
The body double from 0:42-0:52 is distracting, as is the running which is played back at about 1.2x times.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 13||02/06/2013|
Why is there a body double?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 14||02/06/2013|
His said he has tats because he suffers from OCD.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 15||02/06/2013|
Reminded me a bit of that odd Burt Lancaster film 'The Swimmer', which I'd now like to see again.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 16||02/06/2013|
R12, The Spice Girls were on a world tour and they made a stop in NYC. Vicki and Becks claim Brooklyn was conceived in NYC. Hence the name Brooklyn. At the time Vicki and Becks were NOT married. They married after Brooklyn was born.
Yes, I've been a Becks fan for many, many years. Here a pix from the good old days...
|by Sportier Spice||reply 17||02/06/2013|
Looks like he and his wife already had a kid when they got married, R17.
Typical of heteros today.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 18||02/07/2013|
R18, I stated that in my post.
It was a BIG deal when they got married. I couldn't find the HELLO wedding photos of Brooklyn in his baby basket with Vicki and Becks. There were lots of photos of the wedding since HELLO had the exclusive with the Beckhams.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 19||02/07/2013|
Is Brooklyn a reference to David Beckham's Jewish roots?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 20||02/07/2013|
R20, Are you paying attention? Please read post 17 for the explanation of the first born's name.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 21||02/07/2013|
Here's the Youtube vid.
Pretty damned hot! Although, couldn't Mr. Richie have worked a scene of gorgeous little David Robert Joseph Beckham losing his towel (to a group of hot young gay men) or something while he's chasing after the Bratmobile?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 22||02/07/2013|
Just not attracted to the dude. Those tatts are not cool. So many dudes in sports have superior bods. His bod is mediocre for a major athlete. American football is filled with dudes who make his body look like a middle school girl's bod.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 23||02/07/2013|
destoys his looks with all those disgusting tattoos
|by Sportier Spice||reply 24||02/07/2013|
[quote]His bod is mediocre for a major athlete.
His upper body makes it seem as if he never lifted a weight nor did a pushup. The tatts turned him fugly.
Interesting photo of Spice. Is that the last time she smiled?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 25||02/07/2013|
[quote]Interesting photo of Spice. Is that the last time she smiled?
She wasn't smiling, she was saying Ka-Ching!!
|by Sportier Spice||reply 26||02/07/2013|
The tats have got to go!
|by Sportier Spice||reply 27||02/07/2013|
OP, I keep telling you that I am not attracted to David Beckham, because of his trashy tattoos!
|by Sportier Spice||reply 28||02/07/2013|
What is David's attraction to Victoria? She has no personality, and looks like a walking stick insect.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 29||02/07/2013|
I do like his hairy legs, not bad.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 30||02/07/2013|
[quote]looks like a walking stick insect.
You're right. That's a perfect description of her.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 31||02/07/2013|
According to Inside Edition, Beckham only appears in the beginning and end of the video. The rest is a body double.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 32||02/08/2013|
So the video is basically a fraud then, R32
|by Sportier Spice||reply 33||02/08/2013|
My goodness, he's still blazing hot!
|by Sportier Spice||reply 34||02/08/2013|
More likely it's the body double, R34
|by Sportier Spice||reply 35||02/08/2013|
Beckham is over.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 36||02/08/2013|
He does know this is the gayest commercial evah, right??
|by Sportier Spice||reply 37||02/08/2013|
He looks too old and out of shape for an underwear commercial. Not for real life, but advertising SHOULD retain its traditional standards.
He looks misshapen and sad, like an over-the-hill thing at the pool still trying to seem "with it."
|by Sportier Spice||reply 38||02/08/2013|
Seems like the whole thing is a fraud.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 39||02/08/2013|
He's incredible. What a hot man!
|by Sportier Spice||reply 40||02/09/2013|
He's handsome now, but can you just imagine how horrible he's going to look when he's old and wrinkled with all that ink?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 41||02/09/2013|
[quote]Beckham is over.
My thoughts exactly - in both sports and popularity. He's soooo 10 years ago.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 42||02/09/2013|
He's as hot as he ever was. Hotter.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 43||02/09/2013|
[quote]What is David's attraction to Victoria? She has no personality, and looks like a walking stick insect.
I don't get it either. She won't eat and has been skin and bones ever since they got married, with the exceptions of her pregnancies (the woman goes to Nobu and orders arugula. That's it. Just plain arugula.). She's utterly humorless. She doesn't appear to have any interests or activities beyond famewhoring in assorted ways. She's controlling as fuck. He has stepped out on her plenty, so what keeps him there is mysterious.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 44||02/09/2013|
If most of the video is a body double, isn't this all a big lie?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 45||02/09/2013|
Yup, he's not doing the running, it's a stunt double.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 46||02/09/2013|
But at least the close-up wedgie shots are him, right?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 47||02/09/2013|
If it turns out that it's not his ass in those shots, people are going to be pretty unhappy.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 48||02/09/2013|
I really have to wonder what's wrong with all you sniveling Marys who can only complain about tattoos.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 49||02/09/2013|
Hello...all you need is to find the pixs of him changing his gear off the pitch in matches...it's his ASS!
|by Sportier Spice||reply 50||02/09/2013|
|by Sportier Spice||reply 51||02/09/2013|
Is this really him, too?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 52||02/09/2013|
The ass looks too big to be his , R52
|by Sportier Spice||reply 53||02/09/2013|
That's a known fake, R52.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 54||02/09/2013|
I think that proves the point, R54. Beckham seems very tame and not willing to actually do nudity. He never takes his underwear off and shows anything. He's certainly not like the Dieux Du Stade guys, or even like British diver Chris Mears who showed his naked ass for Gay Times last month. (you can find a DL thread about it).
|by Sportier Spice||reply 55||02/09/2013|
David has a thinner body, that's not him.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 56||02/09/2013|
David Beckham seems like a very pretty, straight idiot. I hear he's rather dumb. The wife seems dim too. To stupid to realize she's supposed to act human.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 57||02/09/2013|
And he's never confirmed whether he's cut or uncut, which is annoying.
The woman he apparently had an affair with a few years ago implied in the British Press that he was cut.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 58||02/09/2013|
Here ya go...
|by Sportier Spice||reply 59||02/09/2013|
|by Sportier Spice||reply 60||02/09/2013|
First Beyonce, now this! When will the deception ever end?!
|by Sportier Spice||reply 61||02/10/2013|
You can see his body double hiding behind the crew, I knew David Beckham didn't run in that commercial.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 62||02/10/2013|
Just curious, but every time I see a "straight" main stream commercial like that, completely smooth pouch. I know, its done for the mid-west Frous, but its odd.
Do they tape it down under there? Whats going on?
|by Sportier Spice||reply 63||02/10/2013|
R63, not everyone is hung like Matt Hughes, my dear.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 64||02/10/2013|
[quote][R63], not everyone is hung like Matt Hughes, my dear.
Yes, love, but enough are to make the search worthwhile.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 65||02/10/2013|
Baby's got back. David is still amazing.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 66||05/05/2013|
|by Sportier Spice||reply 67||05/05/2013|
mmm mmm can't understand why such harsh criticism.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 68||05/05/2013|
Neither can I. Handsome. Sexy. Hot. A fantastic father. Gay-friendly and accepting. He's the perfect straight man.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 69||05/05/2013|
Almost identical to a BVD commercial from the 80's. Guy gets locked out of his hotel room, blah blah blah.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 70||05/05/2013|
I give him credit for doing homoerotic photoshoots in men's magazines but I wouldn't touch him with yours, was always a Michael Owen man.
Don't forget he was once hated for a notorious temper tantrum at the world cup back when he and Posh started their reign of terror.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 71||05/05/2013|
He looks much better with his clothes on so you don't see all the ugly ink.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 72||05/05/2013|
He's supposed to be a really nice guy and she's a major cunt. That's what I hear from my friend who is on friendly terms with Sir Alex.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 73||05/05/2013|
Mercy me, r71, well set him alight on the village green. Becks once had a temper tantrum. Heaven knows none of us sissies here on DL have ever thrown a fit. Nooooo, never.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 74||05/11/2013|
Just look at this man's body, well, his butt, and marvel. He's taylor should be knighted.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 75||05/11/2013|
tailor, not taylor. Pardon me.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 76||05/11/2013|
You're not getting the significance of that r74. As I said it was during the world cup so he was the nation's most hated then.
Besides it wasn't just an isolated incident, he had several of them, even after he was made England captain. He isn't that bad compared to some, just typical temperamental sportsman.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 77||05/11/2013|
MMMM just sit back and enjoy
|by Sportier Spice||reply 78||05/17/2013|
I think that he looks very intelligent. Particularly his buttocks.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 79||05/17/2013|
For the past two seasons, he's just been warming the bench, so underwear commercials are the only thing he can do these days.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 80||05/17/2013|
I'd rather see his commercial for OLD underwear.
|by Sportier Spice||reply 81||06/17/2013|