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David Beckham's new underwear commercial

Directed by Guy Ritchie. There's a lot of him of running and jumping in soaking wet underwear, while managing a persistent wedgie.

by Sportier Spicereply 8106/17/2013

He's hot but his voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

by Sportier Spicereply 102/06/2013

He looks great in the Ferris Bueller-like commercial, but the sound is not working in the video at the link.

by Sportier Spicereply 202/06/2013

Why would such a good looking guy ruin his body with all that ink. Total dick wilter.

by Sportier Spicereply 302/06/2013

I don't like the tats either but why does a straight man have a tramp stamp?

by Sportier Spicereply 402/06/2013

You can see it with sound here -

by Sportier Spicereply 502/06/2013

Hot ass.

by Sportier Spicereply 602/06/2013

He's over when it comes to sports. The Paris team hired him for publicity and he knows he will be sitting on the bench. He signed with St. Germain just to keep his name fresh because the money keeps rolling in from endorsements and commercials.

by Sportier Spicereply 702/06/2013

David Beckam's voice is the apotheosis of the word "fey."

by Sportier Spicereply 802/06/2013

Is the underwear tight enough to reveal whether Beckham is cut or uncut? Otherwise there's no point.

by Sportier Spicereply 902/06/2013

And yet he appears to be totally straight, R8

by Sportier Spicereply 1002/06/2013

[quote]I don't like the tats either but why does a straight man have a tramp stamp?

It's the name of his first born, his son Brooklyn.

by Sportier Spicereply 1102/06/2013

Why did he name his son Brooklyn?

by Sportier Spicereply 1202/06/2013

The body double from 0:42-0:52 is distracting, as is the running which is played back at about 1.2x times.

Otherwise, IFHH.

by Sportier Spicereply 1302/06/2013

Why is there a body double?

by Sportier Spicereply 1402/06/2013

His said he has tats because he suffers from OCD.

by Sportier Spicereply 1502/06/2013

Reminded me a bit of that odd Burt Lancaster film 'The Swimmer', which I'd now like to see again.

by Sportier Spicereply 1602/06/2013

R12, The Spice Girls were on a world tour and they made a stop in NYC. Vicki and Becks claim Brooklyn was conceived in NYC. Hence the name Brooklyn. At the time Vicki and Becks were NOT married. They married after Brooklyn was born.

Yes, I've been a Becks fan for many, many years. Here a pix from the good old days...

by Sportier Spicereply 1702/07/2013

Looks like he and his wife already had a kid when they got married, R17.

Typical of heteros today.

by Sportier Spicereply 1802/07/2013

R18, I stated that in my post.

It was a BIG deal when they got married. I couldn't find the HELLO wedding photos of Brooklyn in his baby basket with Vicki and Becks. There were lots of photos of the wedding since HELLO had the exclusive with the Beckhams.

by Sportier Spicereply 1902/07/2013

Is Brooklyn a reference to David Beckham's Jewish roots?

by Sportier Spicereply 2002/07/2013

R20, Are you paying attention? Please read post 17 for the explanation of the first born's name.

by Sportier Spicereply 2102/07/2013

Here's the Youtube vid.

Pretty damned hot! Although, couldn't Mr. Richie have worked a scene of gorgeous little David Robert Joseph Beckham losing his towel (to a group of hot young gay men) or something while he's chasing after the Bratmobile?

by Sportier Spicereply 2202/07/2013

Just not attracted to the dude. Those tatts are not cool. So many dudes in sports have superior bods. His bod is mediocre for a major athlete. American football is filled with dudes who make his body look like a middle school girl's bod.

by Sportier Spicereply 2302/07/2013

destoys his looks with all those disgusting tattoos

by Sportier Spicereply 2402/07/2013

[quote]His bod is mediocre for a major athlete.

His upper body makes it seem as if he never lifted a weight nor did a pushup. The tatts turned him fugly.

Interesting photo of Spice. Is that the last time she smiled?

by Sportier Spicereply 2502/07/2013

[quote]Interesting photo of Spice. Is that the last time she smiled?

She wasn't smiling, she was saying Ka-Ching!!

by Sportier Spicereply 2602/07/2013

The tats have got to go!

by Sportier Spicereply 2702/07/2013

OP, I keep telling you that I am not attracted to David Beckham, because of his trashy tattoos!

by Sportier Spicereply 2802/07/2013

What is David's attraction to Victoria? She has no personality, and looks like a walking stick insect.

by Sportier Spicereply 2902/07/2013

I do like his hairy legs, not bad.

by Sportier Spicereply 3002/07/2013

[quote]looks like a walking stick insect.

You're right. That's a perfect description of her.

by Sportier Spicereply 3102/07/2013

According to Inside Edition, Beckham only appears in the beginning and end of the video. The rest is a body double.

by Sportier Spicereply 3202/08/2013

So the video is basically a fraud then, R32

by Sportier Spicereply 3302/08/2013

My goodness, he's still blazing hot!

by Sportier Spicereply 3402/08/2013

More likely it's the body double, R34

by Sportier Spicereply 3502/08/2013

Beckham is over.

by Sportier Spicereply 3602/08/2013

He does know this is the gayest commercial evah, right??

by Sportier Spicereply 3702/08/2013

He looks too old and out of shape for an underwear commercial. Not for real life, but advertising SHOULD retain its traditional standards.

He looks misshapen and sad, like an over-the-hill thing at the pool still trying to seem "with it."

by Sportier Spicereply 3802/08/2013

Seems like the whole thing is a fraud.

by Sportier Spicereply 3902/08/2013

He's incredible. What a hot man!

by Sportier Spicereply 4002/09/2013

He's handsome now, but can you just imagine how horrible he's going to look when he's old and wrinkled with all that ink?

by Sportier Spicereply 4102/09/2013

[quote]Beckham is over.

My thoughts exactly - in both sports and popularity. He's soooo 10 years ago.

by Sportier Spicereply 4202/09/2013

He's as hot as he ever was. Hotter.

by Sportier Spicereply 4302/09/2013

[quote]What is David's attraction to Victoria? She has no personality, and looks like a walking stick insect.

I don't get it either. She won't eat and has been skin and bones ever since they got married, with the exceptions of her pregnancies (the woman goes to Nobu and orders arugula. That's it. Just plain arugula.). She's utterly humorless. She doesn't appear to have any interests or activities beyond famewhoring in assorted ways. She's controlling as fuck. He has stepped out on her plenty, so what keeps him there is mysterious.

by Sportier Spicereply 4402/09/2013

If most of the video is a body double, isn't this all a big lie?

by Sportier Spicereply 4502/09/2013

Yup, he's not doing the running, it's a stunt double.

by Sportier Spicereply 4602/09/2013

But at least the close-up wedgie shots are him, right?

by Sportier Spicereply 4702/09/2013

If it turns out that it's not his ass in those shots, people are going to be pretty unhappy.

by Sportier Spicereply 4802/09/2013

I really have to wonder what's wrong with all you sniveling Marys who can only complain about tattoos.

by Sportier Spicereply 4902/09/2013

Hello...all you need is to find the pixs of him changing his gear off the pitch in's his ASS!

by Sportier Spicereply 5002/09/2013

One more...

by Sportier Spicereply 5102/09/2013

Is this really him, too?

by Sportier Spicereply 5202/09/2013

The ass looks too big to be his , R52

by Sportier Spicereply 5302/09/2013

That's a known fake, R52.

by Sportier Spicereply 5402/09/2013

I think that proves the point, R54. Beckham seems very tame and not willing to actually do nudity. He never takes his underwear off and shows anything. He's certainly not like the Dieux Du Stade guys, or even like British diver Chris Mears who showed his naked ass for Gay Times last month. (you can find a DL thread about it).

by Sportier Spicereply 5502/09/2013

David has a thinner body, that's not him.

by Sportier Spicereply 5602/09/2013

David Beckham seems like a very pretty, straight idiot. I hear he's rather dumb. The wife seems dim too. To stupid to realize she's supposed to act human.

by Sportier Spicereply 5702/09/2013

And he's never confirmed whether he's cut or uncut, which is annoying.

The woman he apparently had an affair with a few years ago implied in the British Press that he was cut.

by Sportier Spicereply 5802/09/2013

Here ya go...

by Sportier Spicereply 5902/09/2013

And this...

by Sportier Spicereply 6002/09/2013

First Beyonce, now this! When will the deception ever end?!

by Sportier Spicereply 6102/10/2013

You can see his body double hiding behind the crew, I knew David Beckham didn't run in that commercial.

by Sportier Spicereply 6202/10/2013

Just curious, but every time I see a "straight" main stream commercial like that, completely smooth pouch. I know, its done for the mid-west Frous, but its odd.

Do they tape it down under there? Whats going on?

by Sportier Spicereply 6302/10/2013

R63, not everyone is hung like Matt Hughes, my dear.

by Sportier Spicereply 6402/10/2013

[quote][R63], not everyone is hung like Matt Hughes, my dear.

Yes, love, but enough are to make the search worthwhile.

by Sportier Spicereply 6502/10/2013

Baby's got back. David is still amazing.

by Sportier Spicereply 6605/05/2013

Simply amazing.

by Sportier Spicereply 6705/05/2013

mmm mmm can't understand why such harsh criticism.

by Sportier Spicereply 6805/05/2013

Neither can I. Handsome. Sexy. Hot. A fantastic father. Gay-friendly and accepting. He's the perfect straight man.

by Sportier Spicereply 6905/05/2013

Almost identical to a BVD commercial from the 80's. Guy gets locked out of his hotel room, blah blah blah.

by Sportier Spicereply 7005/05/2013

I give him credit for doing homoerotic photoshoots in men's magazines but I wouldn't touch him with yours, was always a Michael Owen man.

Don't forget he was once hated for a notorious temper tantrum at the world cup back when he and Posh started their reign of terror.

by Sportier Spicereply 7105/05/2013

He looks much better with his clothes on so you don't see all the ugly ink.

by Sportier Spicereply 7205/05/2013

He's supposed to be a really nice guy and she's a major cunt. That's what I hear from my friend who is on friendly terms with Sir Alex.

by Sportier Spicereply 7305/05/2013

Mercy me, r71, well set him alight on the village green. Becks once had a temper tantrum. Heaven knows none of us sissies here on DL have ever thrown a fit. Nooooo, never.

by Sportier Spicereply 7405/11/2013

Just look at this man's body, well, his butt, and marvel. He's taylor should be knighted.

by Sportier Spicereply 7505/11/2013

tailor, not taylor. Pardon me.

by Sportier Spicereply 7605/11/2013

You're not getting the significance of that r74. As I said it was during the world cup so he was the nation's most hated then.

Besides it wasn't just an isolated incident, he had several of them, even after he was made England captain. He isn't that bad compared to some, just typical temperamental sportsman.

by Sportier Spicereply 7705/11/2013

MMMM just sit back and enjoy

by Sportier Spicereply 7805/17/2013

I think that he looks very intelligent. Particularly his buttocks.

by Sportier Spicereply 7905/17/2013

For the past two seasons, he's just been warming the bench, so underwear commercials are the only thing he can do these days.

by Sportier Spicereply 8005/17/2013

I'd rather see his commercial for OLD underwear.

by Sportier Spicereply 8106/17/2013
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