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Worst Movie Endings Ever?

I vote for Space Cowboys. It's a strange choice but the ludicrous ending has always stayed with me. Yeah, I paid money to see it.

by Anonymousreply 5102/07/2013

"Get a life."

by Anonymousreply 102/06/2013

Magic Mike

"Well, these two people are happy, lets forget about the other main character who is dealing with a major crisis."

by Anonymousreply 202/06/2013

I have never seen Space Cowboys, but the ending reads just fine on paper.

by Anonymousreply 302/06/2013

If they don't change the ending in the book, the movie version of Gone Girl will have the worst movie ending ever.

by Anonymousreply 402/06/2013

Hate the epilogue for the final Harry Potter film.

Hate the ending to Sinister, because you can see it coming a mile away.

by Anonymousreply 502/06/2013

Pretty much everything Hollywood shits out. It's all so happy and blissful. Unlike reality.

by Anonymousreply 602/06/2013

The 90s film "The Devil's Advocate". An ambitious young lawyer (Keanu Reeves) goes to work for Satan's law firm, and slowly Satan (Al Pacino) takes over his life, and involves him in his nefarious plots. And just when it looks like Keanu is in so deep that it's not just him that's doomed but the whole world...

Poof! For no discernable reason, we're back at the beginning of the film, and he's given a chance to relive his life without taking the Satan job.

The studio must have insisted on changing the original ending, it feels so tacked-on.

by Anonymousreply 702/06/2013

[quote]Hate the epilogue for the final Harry Potter film.

Agree. But it's the first thing Rowling wrote so it was impossible to dump it. Ginny's character is so little developed that it's hard to have any reaction to Harry's marriage. Based on what we know, it's kind of like incest.

by Anonymousreply 802/06/2013

It's like Harry married Ginny so he could be part of the Weasley family, not because he loved her.

That's not incest, it's just a lousy thing to do to a girl.

by Anonymousreply 902/06/2013

Blade Runner should have ended with Rutger Hauer's epic (and totally improvised)'tears in the rain' speech and death.

by Anonymousreply 1002/06/2013

UNBREAKABLE. M. Night Shyamalan's second film. By and large, my favorite of his movies, but the last thirty seconds almost destroys the preceding two hours. Laughably bad.

by Anonymousreply 1102/06/2013

The Help...where I did all that campaigning and even left my wig at home to prove a point and then Octavia and M won and I got nothing.

by Anonymousreply 1202/06/2013

He already was a member of the Weasley family which is why it is like incest.

by Anonymousreply 1302/06/2013

A.I.

A perfect film with a perfect ending ruined by the last 15 minutes, and Spielberg's weird need to force a happy ending.

by Anonymousreply 1402/06/2013

Not that it was a great movie, but "The Break-Up"s ending was the pits...

by Anonymousreply 1502/06/2013

I liked the surreal little end scene in Space Cowboys -- most directors would have stopped with Clint and his wife looking up at the moon, but C took it to a surprising conclusion most will never forget.

by Anonymousreply 1602/07/2013

Every M. Night Shymalymadingdong movie.

by Anonymousreply 1702/07/2013

HOLLYWOOD CONFIDENTIAL because in the genre and with the set-up provided Crowe's character would have been killed and not staggered around full of holes on the bitch's arm.

by Anonymousreply 1802/07/2013

Two of the four endings of "The Abyss."

by Anonymousreply 1902/07/2013

Crowe wasn't in a movie called Hollywood Confidential, you stupid asshole nitwit at R18.

by Anonymousreply 2002/07/2013

The Mist.

by Anonymousreply 2102/07/2013

r22 is right! How could I forget how stupid the "Cujo" movie was? Thad dies in the book, it was pretty shocking and sad.

by Anonymousreply 2302/07/2013

I put an ice cube on my ingrown pube.

by Anonymousreply 2402/07/2013

Lincoln

Not because by itself its the worst movie ending ever, but because it all but spoiled an otherwise very accomplished movie.

(and, no, I'm not talking about the fact that he gets shot)

by Anonymousreply 2502/07/2013

I actually disagree about THE MIST. I totally get why some people hate it. But I thought it was ballsy as all hell. True horror.

by Anonymousreply 2602/07/2013

Martyrs was pretty much foul sexiest torture porn, but the ending was just really bad and lazy and jsut used to pretentious message to cover up the fact there was no ending.

Haute tension was the same, the ending simply did not make any sense at it, in fact could not have happened. She was into two cars at the same time and crashed into one as the killer running herself in the other car off the road?

by Anonymousreply 2702/07/2013

what's the end of space cowboys

by Anonymousreply 2802/07/2013

I love Suspiria because it's such a crazy over-the-top movie . . .

but the end plays out as if Dario Argento's drugs had worn off and he didn't know how to wind it all down.

For really old movies . . .

Hitchcock's Suspicion

by Anonymousreply 2902/07/2013

Loved the end of Space Cowboys.

Spoiler Alert

One of the senior astronauts, who never got to participate in a moon landing, sacrifices himself to keep a nuclear missile from entering earth's atmosphere. The other senior astronauts successfully make it back to earth and Clint and his wife wonder if the heroes plan of sending the missile debris towards the moon succeeded. Then we see the moon, and the dead missile and a trail from it and finally, the dead hero sitting upright. He had finally made it to the moon.

by Anonymousreply 3002/07/2013

The flying car at the end of Grease

by Anonymousreply 3102/07/2013

That sounds ridiculous, R30. Dumb dumb dumb. i hope tiffani thiessen and her fat face doesn't show up in the end credits. why is her face fat?

by Anonymousreply 3202/07/2013

How about Saving Private Ryan? Remember the old fart scenes tacked onto the beginning and end. The old fart salutes Tom Hanks grave. I laughed because it was corny.

by Anonymousreply 3302/07/2013

I'm starting to like the Tiffani Amber Theissen fat face troll.

His "fat facer" remark in the SBTB reunion thread made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 3402/07/2013

No r32 -- in context, it was beautiful -- I loved his little footprints leading to the place where she sat down to look at earth from far away -- something he always dreamed of.

by Anonymousreply 3502/07/2013

[25] Actually, I think everything after Lincoln is handed his gloves by the servant before going to the theater had a "tacked-on" feel, not just the speech at the end. My totally crackpot theory is since the vampire Lincoln movie ended (the part involving Lincoln, anyway) with Lincoln fetching his forgotten hat then going to the theater, (yeah, I saw them both), Spielberg had a holy shit oh-no moment and added additional footage so everyone wouldn't be comparing the two. Yeah...right. Seriously, the ending of Lincoln definitely seems like a history lite lesson and at odds with the tone of the rest of the movie.

by Anonymousreply 3602/07/2013

spielberg always has shitty endings to his movies.

by Anonymousreply 3702/07/2013

Laughing out loud was appropriate r38.

by Anonymousreply 3902/07/2013

laughing out loud would only be appropriate if rob schneider had played the tommy lee jones part. it was a bad ending. HORRIBLE.

by Anonymousreply 4002/07/2013

The Handmaid's Tale, with Natasha Richardson with a gun in a bunker. HANDMAID NO MORE!

by Anonymousreply 4102/07/2013

An oldie: The Main Event with Babs and Ryan.

After sitting through the whole movie trying to buy into the ridiculous story then this fighter throws the fight and we're supposed to go, "How cute, they're in love."

by Anonymousreply 4202/07/2013

Trust me R3. Space Cowboys ending is cringe worthy.

by Anonymousreply 4302/07/2013

R41 that's not the ending I remember. IIRC she escaped and fled to safety and was last seen living alone in a caravan and thinking about her missing daughter. Completely different to the book which occurs much later at a conference long after the regime fell, where academics discuss the taPes of her testimony. it's a really frightening book on how a reasonably sane society quickly descends into extremism. Only wasp neocons would love to live in a place like Gilead!

by Anonymousreply 4402/07/2013

[quote]"Get a life."

I loved the ending of Sliver, it was straight to the point.

by Anonymousreply 4502/07/2013

No Country For Old Men. Loved the movie, hated the ending (or lack thereof).

by Anonymousreply 4602/07/2013

Lots of otherwise good or great movies have bad or disappointing endings. The last movie in the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy had what felt like three or four different endings. I just saw ZERO DARK THIRTY and felt the very last scene, with Jessica Chastain sitting alone in that aircraft carrier, was a bit of a letdown.

Also, THE MASTER had a really bad ending, but I didn't like the movie as a whole.

by Anonymousreply 4702/07/2013

[quote]I just saw ZERO DARK THIRTY and felt the very last scene, with Jessica Chastain sitting alone in that aircraft carrier, was a bit of a letdown.

Wow, I thought that was an amazing and appropriate ending. That last line ("Where are you going now?" or something like that) was right up there for me with that final image in THE SOCIAL NETWORK where he's just hitting refresh over and over.

by Anonymousreply 4802/07/2013

R48, I see what you mean, and I like the general idea of the ending, but there were some things about it that bothered me. First of all, honestly, why would they have a huge airplane take ONE passenger back to the U.S.? (I said "aircraft carrier," which was a dumb mistake; it was a military transport plane.) Also, the pilot's line to Maya is, "Where do you want to go" -- as if it's up to her to tell him that on the spot, like he's a taxi driver, and he wouldn't have been told beforehand. And lastly, I have mixed feelings about the very last shot of her sitting there and starting to cry.

by Anonymousreply 4902/07/2013

BOOGIE NIGHTS, when Mark Wahlberg takes out that giant prosthesis.

by Anonymousreply 5002/07/2013

"Passion of the Christ"

by Anonymousreply 5102/07/2013
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