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Janet's Fat Again

Poor fat thing.

by Anonymousreply 12402/10/2013

She looks clown-like and ridic.

by Anonymousreply 102/05/2013

I thought Muslims didn't like pork.

by Anonymousreply 202/05/2013

Once she's fully converted she'll be able to hide it under her porka.

by Anonymousreply 302/05/2013

LOL

by Anonymousreply 402/05/2013

She's beautiful and big. One day Beyonce will revert too.

by Anonymousreply 502/05/2013

She does not look huge.

by Anonymousreply 702/05/2013

Who cares if she's fat? At least she's one of the few nice celebs. Rather see a fat nice celeb than a skinny mean cunt.

by Anonymousreply 802/05/2013

Wow she's a giant.

*boom* *boom* Janet be hongay.

by Anonymousreply 902/05/2013

Abu Dhabi has officially run out of food.

by Anonymousreply 1002/05/2013

She is not fat, OP. Grow up!

by Anonymousreply 1302/05/2013

Madonna has man arms.

by Anonymousreply 1402/05/2013

Which one is her?

by Anonymousreply 1502/05/2013

Yep, R16. Not fat.

by Anonymousreply 1702/05/2013

Janet looks like Lisa Bonet in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 1802/05/2013

Does her pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 2002/05/2013

Here we go with the pointless Madonna bashing, she has nothing to do with this story!

by Anonymousreply 2102/05/2013

She has such a sweet smile.

by Anonymousreply 2202/05/2013

In those LAX pictures, Janet looks... ROUGH!

by Anonymousreply 2302/05/2013

She is not fat.

I wonder if Janet watched Beyonce's halftime extravaganza for the ages.

by Anonymousreply 2402/05/2013

[quote]by: Madonna. Still having the body of a 28 year old.

A dead one.

by Anonymousreply 2602/05/2013

I've resurrected janbot! My mission is complete!!

by Anonymousreply 2802/05/2013

BIG as a HOUSE!!!

by Anonymousreply 2902/05/2013

Who's that queen with the baby-girl eyes standing with Janet Jackson in OP's photo? He looks vaguely familiar.

by Anonymousreply 3102/05/2013

baby-girl eyes? lol

by Anonymousreply 3202/05/2013

[quote]How fucking STUPID are you?? Nobody kidnapped Katharine Jackson. She is a more-than-grown woman who needed a break

lmfao

by Anonymousreply 3502/06/2013

Somebody get me an iron!

by Anonymousreply 3602/06/2013

Thanks OP. You've awakened the unhinged JJ troll.

by Anonymousreply 3702/06/2013

Hey OP. Where is your billionaire boy friend.......thought so.

by Anonymousreply 3802/06/2013

"She has such a sweet smile."

Oh, come on. When she smiles she looks like the Grinch when he gets his wonderful, awful idea.

by Anonymousreply 3902/06/2013

Janbot is like Beetlejuice. Say it three times and it shows up. Aaaaaaaah!

by Anonymousreply 4102/06/2013

Hate this fat bitch.

by Anonymousreply 4302/06/2013

The billionaire isn't bad looking, for a billionaire.

by Anonymousreply 4502/06/2013

Okay, Janbot. Let's leave her appearance...issues..out of the discussion. This woman abandoned her child to pursue her career and do blow with everyone else in the '80s. Sorry, I don't respect that.

by Anonymousreply 4702/06/2013

Agree R27

But I don't think she looks fat. She just needs to learn to crack her walnuts instead of storing them in her cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 5002/06/2013

Janet has always had "high cheekbones" as they call them, since she was a child. All of her brothers have them, especially Jackie, Jermaine and Randy. Even when Janet lost a ton of weight about ten years ago, she still had very prominent cheekbones.

by Anonymousreply 5202/06/2013

[quote]Hey OP. Where is your billionaire boy friend.......thought so

lol! Gotta love it!!

by Anonymousreply 5402/06/2013

Ahem...Janbot, you do realize you are trolling and no one gives a shit anymore right? You actually bore people.

by Anonymousreply 5802/06/2013

Notice she's always wearing black? That's to hide her fat.

by Anonymousreply 6002/07/2013

Do you want to know the biggest difference between me and Janet? I mean other than the obvious one of my being talented.

Every ounce I dropped she put on. Girl is fat. FFFFFFAAAAAATTTT!

And if you like her, I do feel for you.

by Anonymousreply 6102/07/2013

[quote]Notice she's always wearing black? That's to hide her fat.

Come again?

by Anonymousreply 6202/07/2013

[quote]Do you want to know the biggest difference between me and Janet?

Other than #1 albums, #1 Hot 100 hits and groundbreaking tours and videos?

[quote]Every ounce I dropped she put on.

I don't think so, Chaka. You and Janet have both slimmed down a great deal since this photo from 2009 where the two of you are posing with Faye Dunaway, Prince Azim of Brunei and some unknown guy, but in the who's slimmer than who for 2013 contest, Janet is the clear winner

by Anonymousreply 6302/07/2013

Janbot, can you tell us a little bit about yourself - other than you Janet obsession? I find you sort of fascinating.

(For the record janet is one of the three "pop princess" albums I own. The Bodyguard Soundtrack and The Fame Monster being the other two. So I'm not a hater at all.)

by Anonymousreply 6402/07/2013

R62 - Great job and picture! Not much to argue about looking at her in both black AND white. Beautiful . . .

by Anonymousreply 6502/07/2013

Ahem R65? Bad boob job.

by Anonymousreply 6602/07/2013

LOL @ Janet being worth 150 million bucks!!

by Anonymousreply 6902/07/2013

Her Wiki says she was fired (let go) by two of her record labels for underperforming sales. She peaked too early, and now no one even remembers who she was or what she did---it was decades ago.

by Anonymousreply 7002/07/2013

How many gallons of BBQ sauce does Janet consume in one year?

by Anonymousreply 7102/07/2013

Much to hard to calculate r71.

by Anonymousreply 7202/07/2013

Sorry to disappoint so many of you, but here's a pic of Janet taken at tonight's amfAR thing -- she's not fat.

by Anonymousreply 7302/07/2013

Let me try that again...

by Anonymousreply 7402/07/2013

Janet who?

by Anonymousreply 7502/07/2013

Janet's 2013 "World Tour":

Branson, MO

Gary, IN

Reno, NV

Laughlin, NV

Atlantic City, NJ

Abu Dhabi

by Anonymousreply 7602/07/2013

I hope you aren't serious, R76

by Anonymousreply 7702/07/2013

Not a fangurl or fanatic...I just think she can be really beautiful when all " together" and I really like that look several posts up with her hair close cropped and natural! Looks awesome

by Anonymousreply 7802/07/2013

She's the only Jackson I even pay any attention to...

by Anonymousreply 7902/07/2013

Janet looks better with curves.

by Anonymousreply 8002/07/2013

*cough*

by Anonymousreply 8102/07/2013

She has that bulging vein in her forehead all the time. Her bad tit job is horrifying. Why does she insist on showing off the dent?

She's officially one of those crazy Jackson's. no going back now. She practically retired anyway. Doubt she cares.

by Anonymousreply 8202/07/2013

I bet her IQ is really low.

by Anonymousreply 8302/07/2013

Cool..Janet is wearing the "janet braids"

by Anonymousreply 8402/07/2013

Bowling ball head

by Anonymousreply 8502/07/2013

Who's fatter, Janet or Michelle Obama's wide ass?

by Anonymousreply 8602/07/2013

"The Grinch? Bitch, please. Janet has a more beautiful, glowing smile than any other slag in Hollywood."

Bitch, the photo in your link is photoshopped within an inch of its life, hence her "glowing (a smile that "glows?)" smile. God, you're a fucktard.

by Anonymousreply 8702/07/2013

I think Madonna and Janet should do a song together.

by Anonymousreply 8802/07/2013

[quote]Janet will record when she's ready to record, sweetie. She does not need a label, but she could get signed to one whenever she's ready because she's JANET-ACADEMY-AWARD-NOMINATED-100-MILLION-RECORDS-SOLD-EVERY-TEEN-ACT-OF-TODAY-ON-HER-JOCK-FANS-ALL-OVER-THE-WORLD-$150-MILLION-WORTH-MTV-ICON-MORE-BILLBOARD-AWARDS-THAN-ANY-OTHER-ARTIST-SIGNER-OF-TWO-OF-THE-BIGGEST-RECORD-DEALS-IN-HISTORY-MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON.

*peeingwithlaughter*

by Anonymousreply 8902/07/2013

can someone start a thread about Chris Christie's weight.

Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 9002/07/2013

I can't tell if Janbot is for real or just parodying twitards, etc.

by Anonymousreply 9102/07/2013

At least Janet doesnt look like this:

by Anonymousreply 9202/07/2013

LOL @ MTV ICON. If you are talking about the show, that was terrible. She deserved better then that show.

by Anonymousreply 9302/07/2013

Janet looks like she's been hitting the bottle real hard

by Anonymousreply 9402/09/2013

R44 , Janet looks fabulous in that picture.

by Anonymousreply 9502/09/2013

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

by Anonymousreply 9602/09/2013

[quote]Great job and picture! Not much to argue about looking at her in both black AND white. Beautiful . .

Thanks! So true! Janet is GORG in any color she wears.

Janet is probably worth over $150 million now, because a clause in her landmark Virgin deals saw to it that she would gain control of her Virgin masters in 2013. At the rate her songs are remade and sampled, she will be rolling in even more bank in the future.

by Anonymousreply 9702/10/2013

[quote]Her Wiki says she was fired (let go) by two of her record labels for underperforming sales.

Which wiki were YOU reading? The one I read says what actually happened--She left Virgin when her $80 record deal had been satisfied, and IDJ absolved her contract at her request. She still gave them a #1 album, though.

[quote]She peaked too early, and now no one even remembers who she was or what she did---it was decades ago

My goodness, you are STUPID...

by Anonymousreply 9802/10/2013

[quote]Janbot, can you tell us a little bit about yourself - other than you Janet obsession? I find you sort of fascinating.

I'm into the arts (acting, writing, drawing), and I love music and film. My job isn't my true passion, but I do like what I do. However, I'm working toward doing what I actually love to do for a living. Pop music is probably my favorite genre, but I love all kinds of music.

by Anonymousreply 9902/10/2013

Bad, bad tit job.

by Anonymousreply 10002/10/2013

Her tits are fine.

by Anonymousreply 10102/10/2013

If you want a bad tit job, look at Tori Spelling.

by Anonymousreply 10202/10/2013

Janet's tits sag like those you see of women in National Geographic, sag, sag, sag. She got so fat repeatedly she wrecked her tits.

by Anonymousreply 10302/10/2013

Janet's tits.

by Anonymousreply 10402/10/2013

Janet's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 10502/10/2013

Dent in Janet's tit.

by Anonymousreply 10602/10/2013

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 10702/10/2013

Thank you! R104 and R105 !!

Thread Closed!

by Anonymousreply 10802/10/2013

R107, thanks for the pic. That pic shows, looking at the cleavage, that chubby Janet has two different sized tits!!!

by Anonymousreply 10902/10/2013

Her pussy and asshole are so ashy. There's more nude sunbathing photos. She also rolls over and plays the drums on her ass. It's really gross.

by Anonymousreply 11002/10/2013

Janbot, I love you gurl!

No really! I do. You are fierce and consistent. I love those qualities in a bitch!

by Anonymousreply 11102/10/2013

Janbot is pretty interesting and is most definitely Janet's number 1 fan. Janbot, which one of Janet's songs is your favorite? Also, do you think Ciara is a modern day Janet?

by Anonymousreply 11202/10/2013

Janbot, what should be Janet's next move?

I love all that she's done but girl is getting near 50. I don't want her to try to compete with the twentysomethings - she is fabu on her own.

I'd love to see her do something a little more mature - nothing too slow or sad but even a little jazz influenced stuff....Her voice is perfect for the kind of stuff Zero 7, etc. do, I think.

by Anonymousreply 11302/10/2013

Thanks darlings R111, R112 and R113. Some of these bitches in here (namely R103-R110) are peasants who are insanely jealous of Janet's beauty and style. The only thing gross they see is their own reflections in the mirror.

I have so many favorite Janet songs that I can't pick just one. As for Ciara, she is one of many modern-day Janets (Britney is another). When Ciara first hit the scene, she was being touted as the new Janet. She is talented, but I'm not sure the scope of her talent is as versatile as Janet's. She, like many of today's pop/R&B performers, has cited Janet as an influence many times over, so there's that. I would love for her to experiment with Brazillian jazz on her next CD, as it is one of her favorite genres, and she's spoken several times over the years about possibly exploring that type of music in her own work.

by Anonymousreply 11402/10/2013

[quote]are peasants who are insanely jealous of Janet's beauty and style.

Oy vey! Perhaps some folks just don't particularly like her music and whole dysfunctional family.

by Anonymousreply 11502/10/2013

[quote]Perhaps some folks just don't particularly like her music and whole dysfunctional family.

Which is still no excuse for all the vile comments said about the woman on here at times.

[quote]Bitch, the photo in your link is photoshopped within an inch of its life, hence her "glowing (a smile that "glows?)" smile. God, you're a fucktard.

No, sweetie. You CLEARLY take the crown for fucktardness. Anyone with eyes and half a brain in his/her head knows that Janet's smile is gorgeous--no photoshop needed.

by Anonymousreply 11602/10/2013

R111 (JANBOT) is posting to HIMSELF! Uncovered by Trolldar.

by Anonymousreply 11702/10/2013

LOL, major FAIL on your part R117, but thanks for playing, boo. Anyone who trolldars me in this thread can clearly see that I am not R111.

by Anonymousreply 11802/10/2013

I'm R111 and also R113 - and I am NOT Janbot.

But you can call me Miss Jackson if you're nasty!

by Anonymousreply 11902/10/2013

LOVE you, R119!

by Anonymousreply 12002/10/2013

janbot, do you have a photo of yourself we can see?

by Anonymousreply 12102/10/2013

I'd like to oblige, but I can't give myself away, R121.

by Anonymousreply 12202/10/2013

Show us that pussy pic of Janet again. Can never get enough whale meat in America.

by Anonymousreply 12302/10/2013

[quote]Can never get enough whale meat in America.

Which is why no one wants to see your mother on a nude beach.

by Anonymousreply 12402/10/2013
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