Get a load of that ass!
Get a load of that ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||11/26/2013|
Posting Republican trash lovingly should get you banned, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/05/2013|
Very cute sexy guy with too many muscles to appeal to me. Not that I wouldn't fuck his ass if given a chance
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/05/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/05/2013|
Eliminate all the words after "loses" and before "briefs" and end the sentence there.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/05/2013|
He's got a beautiful body, but the package looks small. Certainly not enough to satisfy me.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/05/2013|
Can we ban the dailymail?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/05/2013|
Dimpled bitch lost that bet on purpose.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/05/2013|
I expected to be more impressed. Not so much...
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/05/2013|
Thank god for the Daily Mail.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/05/2013|
I've never understood the appeal. He's such a cheese.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/05/2013|
Stomach is lipo'd.
Looks just like Tara Reid's botched lipo job, which she perversely flaunted in a bikini years ago when people were still taking pictures of her.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/05/2013|
He has no ab development at all. It's all steriod induced with the steroid gut.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/05/2013|
The foreskin is ripe with that one...
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/05/2013|
Ewww! he looks like one of those muscle diagrams of the human body, except colored all brown.
He's overdone it. He used to be hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/05/2013|
Shaved, plucked, attention whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/05/2013|
Please, like any one of you wouldn't sell your niece into white slavery for the chance to even touch his pecs.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/05/2013|
I'm sure his loss was all a setup by him. He loves nothing more than stripping down and parading himself for publicity.
And there's something seriously wrong with his abdomen. It's all mottled.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/05/2013|
From the looks of that basket, he's all potatoes and no meat.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/05/2013|
Doesn't Tom Cruise have a similarly deformed torso?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/05/2013|
Whats up is that belly? Dose not look right. He always was a Juice Head even back in high school days.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/05/2013|
Regis is his #1 fan.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/05/2013|
You guys are NUTS. The guy has a beautiful torso, not to mention ass, that would be the envy of every straight man and the desire of every straight woman and gay man. He is shtunning.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/05/2013|
Jesus, it looks like his stomach muscles have freakin' cellulite! WTF? Plus, he's got REPUBLICAN FUCK-WAD written all over him.
No thanks. Give me a nice, decent looking, pudgy Democrat any day. I'll pass on Mr. Lopez.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/05/2013|
As soon as I saw the pics, I thought there was something weird about his abdomen, and I guess I'm not alone. All those ugly striations. Is that lipo, or steroids, or both?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/05/2013|
[quote]Eliminate all the words after "loses" and before "briefs" and end the sentence there.
Mario Lopez loses briefs and a football helmet (PHOTOS)
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/05/2013|
Nice ass, but I actually find the rest of the body an overdone turnoff.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/05/2013|
R23, You're nuts. Sorry, but you are.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/05/2013|
You missed the part about "end the sentence there." That is, after "briefs."
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/05/2013|
The headline would have been so much better if it had been: Mario Lopez loses bet, has to be fucked in the ass by hung black stud.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/05/2013|
Looks better with a little gyno and some hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/05/2013|
R30 Better yet, "Mario Lopez loses bet, has to fuck Chris Culliver in the ass."
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/05/2013|
It's ok R23, you hate yourself we get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/05/2013|
sorry, but his body is gross in those pics
lay off the gym sweetie, papi
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/05/2013|
Speak for yourself R23, he is not "stunning" by most standards. There are far, far better looking gay men out there.
Maybe you confusing stunning with steroidal?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/05/2013|
I was expecting to feel mildly guilty for finding him hot. Instead, I am mildly disturbed and grossed out. Not pretty at all!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/05/2013|
Those pics are gross. He leaned out waaaay to much. That 5% body fat only works on competition body builders, and they only do it right before a competition. He is not bulked up enough muscle for that kind of display so just gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/05/2013|
Tiny little nipples. He wanted to lose. Nothing but a free commercial for his underpants line.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/05/2013|
I thought I saw him at the museum. This is his next gig:
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/05/2013|
He looks like a Shar Pei.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/05/2013|
yeah, I'd fuck him and suck him, etc.
But then again, I'm not too picky.
But call it like it is gents: his body is kind of gross. The abs are weird. As someone else said, Tara Reid weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/05/2013|
Watching now, he's so small, all the co-hosts and guests tower over him. No wonder he wants big muscles to over compensate.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/05/2013|
Is there anything this desperate attention whore won't do for publicity? This whole "I lost a bet" story is just another thinly disguised excuse for a photo op. We've seen him without his clothes off more often than Lindsay Lohan has been arrested. He's like the straight version of Reichen. I actually think he has a nice enough gym body, but his cheesy, fake personality, colossal narcissism combined with a total lack of talent are quite a turn off.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/05/2013|
Yes, hideous. Absolutely hideous. I'd sooner be DP-ed by Bruce Vilanch and Nathan Lane than get within ten feet of ugly Mario.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/05/2013|
Did he forget how to spell "Rated M"?
And I love how you can buy all sorts of clothes in the photos, except the purple underwear!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/05/2013|
I'm free Thursday, R44!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/05/2013|
Pretty much agree with all the posters. Kind of gross body. Attention whore. No talent. What finally tipped me over into "He's gross" territory were those Christmas pics of him decorating his tree in his underwear with his little daughter staring up at his ass! Remember those? She was sort of at the bottom of the ladder looking up at his crack. It was wierd, inappropriate and skeevy. Total attention whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/05/2013|
Hey Mario! Try more gum!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/05/2013|
What a loser.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/05/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/05/2013|
His abs look way better here:
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/05/2013|
He has a nice body but the stomach is off. It must be lipo. People who work out have ABS. This guy has nothing. If you even did a few sit ups or crunches, he would have some abdominal development.
This guy has none. It is like Lance Armstrong. It must be lipo that does that.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/05/2013|
Much hotter here:
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/05/2013|
[quote]Very cute sexy guy with too many muscles to appeal to me.
I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR [italic]YOU!!![/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/05/2013|
His abs look fine in the middle standing picture as he loses his coat--it's the fact that he's running rather than posing that make them look odd.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/05/2013|
That's how you look when you have zero body fat. Not pretty. He has a nice little booty though.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/05/2013|
What a hot dude!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/05/2013|
Lopez works hard; his body is in excellent condition. Yeah, he looks a bit like he takes steroids, but maybe not. Might just be how it looks when he's in motion
But it's not Lopez's physical appearance that bothers me; it's whatever head trip he's on. He may have "lost" the bet, but losing to him is winning. He loves stripping down and showing off. He seems like a vapid, attentionn-seeking famewhore.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/05/2013|
I agree this was something he was going to do regardless.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/05/2013|
He's not an actor, or he never would have taken his current gig as the host of a stupid infotainment show. He just wants to be in the public eye so people can admire how pretty he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/05/2013|
He's sure not masculine, but he is straight. Go figure.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/05/2013|
I think he looks super hot here.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/05/2013|
How on earth is he 39 years old? He looks 26. I saw him close up in person a few years ago and I would have guessed he was 24.
He's not a Republican. He IS Catholic, but he's not Republican. There IS a Republican leader who happens to be named Mario Lopez but he is fat. Not the hot show biz Mario Lopez.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/05/2013|
He definitely doesn't look like he's in his 20's, R65.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/05/2013|
He looks like he overdid it on the fat-burning supplements. His midsection looks like a tight-stretched sack of rippled tan cellophane.
He'd be hotter (imho) with 5 extra natural lbs on his frame, and a light dusting of natural fur.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/05/2013|
I think he could stand to gain some fat too. Mario, if youre reading this Id love to feed you Mexican food until you get fat
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/05/2013|
[quote]He's not an actor
What's that you say?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/05/2013|
He's a cutie
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/05/2013|
He should gain 10-20 pounds.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/05/2013|
It creeps me out when an asshole like him, fame whore, plans this out, calls the media onhimself and pretends it wasn't planned.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/05/2013|
Is that all there is?
If that's all there is, my dear then let's keep dancing...
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/05/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/05/2013|
I hardly consider running through The Grove in front of a bunch of EXTRA cameras "running through the city."
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/05/2013|
[quote]He's not a Republican. He IS Catholic, but he's not Republican.
You're flat out wrong. Mario Lopez has been an open supporter of the Republican Party in the past. He voted Republican in 2008 and told Barack Obama to his face that he was doing so when he interviewed him.
He also appeared on Mike Huckabee's show a couple of years ago to talk about his Republicanism.
Lopez did attend the Latino event at the time of Obama's inauguration last month, but I don't know if that means he changed his mind or whether he just attended because he was a Latino entertainer and it was open to all, regardless of affiliation.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/06/2013|
Eww. He looks like a burn victim.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/06/2013|
In a recent interview he talks about going to Church every week, despite admitting to Howard Stern that he cheated on Ali Landry in 2004 at his bachelor party the week before they got married, and despite getting his current wife pregnant before they got married.
Typical Newt Gingrich hypocrite on family values.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/06/2013|
[quote]I hardly consider running through The Grove in front of a bunch of EXTRA cameras "running through the city."
Well then, you just CAN'T be satisfied, can you Myrtle Mae?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/06/2013|
Thanks OP, I just came all over my face. It was a good one.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/06/2013|
His body looks like a rotisserie chicken or some shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/06/2013|
They love you madly want you badly Mario. 80 comments and counting. Of course he is cute. Of course he is a fame whore. Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/06/2013|
[quote]Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/06/2013|
SERIOUS attention whore. Wasn't it about 10 years ago that he promised to stop posting shirtless, etc. I guess pantsless and shirtless is different.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/06/2013|
He shoulda been naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/06/2013|
I hate guys who only work out down to their knees. He's got huge thighs and below his knees are toothpicks.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/06/2013|
[R83] What TV show is he on?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/06/2013|
You did not specify television only at r82, r87. You added "or in the media"--and film was considered a medium the last time I checked.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/06/2013|
I heard he's a rapist.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/07/2013|
I figured the skin on his abs looked weird in these photos because the photos were taken in the middle of a stride *shrug*. I think when he's relaxed and not running, his body looks 'normal' (well, technically 'great' but whatever)
But anyway his apparent vanity is really unhot for such a technically hot man. The hottest men IMO are those who are hot like Mario but also modest and even if they do know they're hot, don't always go around acting as though they know it.
Mario would be one to use for the odd good time till you were bored and then toss aside.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/07/2013|
very hot dude
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/07/2013|
[quote]Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?... Daniel Day-Lewis.
Honey, if that were true, you'd "Daniel Day Lewis couldn't be here tonight, I accept this ward on his behalf." You don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/07/2013|
that is some hot stuff
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/15/2013|
He still is incredible looking. Buffer than ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/30/2013|
My sister goes to the same church as him in Burbank (yes she is also Catholic and Mexican-American, but open-minded what with two gay brothers and all).
Sis says she sees him every week and that he is very approachable and friendly. Doesn't cop any celebrity attitude at all but rather is almost always (almost freakishly) in a good mood and he's a generous "giver" to the church-basket (the parish loves him for his $20s). I might have to attend said church just to figure out if he pings like I've always imagined that he does...
|by Anonymous||reply 95||11/04/2013|
cool that he is a believer
|by Anonymous||reply 96||11/04/2013|
Why "cool", R96?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||11/04/2013|
Tiny briefs? Those look like standard 'Death Before Dishonour' issue underpants.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||11/05/2013|
Very hot, but he could bulk up just a smidge.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||11/05/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 100||11/26/2013|
How do you lose a bet with yourself?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||11/26/2013|