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Mario Lopez loses bet, has to run through city wearing tiny purple briefs and a football helmet (PHOTOS)

WOOF

Get a load of that ass!

by Anonymousreply 10211/26/2013

Posting Republican trash lovingly should get you banned, OP.

by Anonymousreply 102/05/2013

Very cute sexy guy with too many muscles to appeal to me. Not that I wouldn't fuck his ass if given a chance

by Anonymousreply 302/05/2013

Mary!

by Anonymousreply 402/05/2013

Eliminate all the words after "loses" and before "briefs" and end the sentence there.

by Anonymousreply 502/05/2013

He's got a beautiful body, but the package looks small. Certainly not enough to satisfy me.

by Anonymousreply 602/05/2013

Can we ban the dailymail?

by Anonymousreply 702/05/2013

Dimpled bitch lost that bet on purpose.

by Anonymousreply 802/05/2013

I expected to be more impressed. Not so much...

by Anonymousreply 902/05/2013

Thank god for the Daily Mail.

by Anonymousreply 1002/05/2013

I've never understood the appeal. He's such a cheese.

by Anonymousreply 1102/05/2013

Stomach is lipo'd.

Looks just like Tara Reid's botched lipo job, which she perversely flaunted in a bikini years ago when people were still taking pictures of her.

by Anonymousreply 1202/05/2013

He has no ab development at all. It's all steriod induced with the steroid gut.

by Anonymousreply 1302/05/2013

The foreskin is ripe with that one...

by Anonymousreply 1402/05/2013

Ewww! he looks like one of those muscle diagrams of the human body, except colored all brown.

He's overdone it. He used to be hotter.

by Anonymousreply 1502/05/2013

Shaved, plucked, attention whore.

Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Ovah.

by Anonymousreply 1602/05/2013

Please, like any one of you wouldn't sell your niece into white slavery for the chance to even touch his pecs.

by Anonymousreply 1702/05/2013

I'm sure his loss was all a setup by him. He loves nothing more than stripping down and parading himself for publicity.

And there's something seriously wrong with his abdomen. It's all mottled.

by Anonymousreply 1802/05/2013

From the looks of that basket, he's all potatoes and no meat.

by Anonymousreply 1902/05/2013

Doesn't Tom Cruise have a similarly deformed torso?

by Anonymousreply 2002/05/2013

Whats up is that belly? Dose not look right. He always was a Juice Head even back in high school days.

by Anonymousreply 2102/05/2013

Regis is his #1 fan.

by Anonymousreply 2202/05/2013

You guys are NUTS. The guy has a beautiful torso, not to mention ass, that would be the envy of every straight man and the desire of every straight woman and gay man. He is shtunning.

by Anonymousreply 2302/05/2013

Jesus, it looks like his stomach muscles have freakin' cellulite! WTF? Plus, he's got REPUBLICAN FUCK-WAD written all over him.

No thanks. Give me a nice, decent looking, pudgy Democrat any day. I'll pass on Mr. Lopez.

by Anonymousreply 2402/05/2013

As soon as I saw the pics, I thought there was something weird about his abdomen, and I guess I'm not alone. All those ugly striations. Is that lipo, or steroids, or both?

by Anonymousreply 2502/05/2013

[quote]Eliminate all the words after "loses" and before "briefs" and end the sentence there.

Mario Lopez loses briefs and a football helmet (PHOTOS)

???

by Anonymousreply 2602/05/2013

Nice ass, but I actually find the rest of the body an overdone turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 2702/05/2013

R23, You're nuts. Sorry, but you are.

by Anonymousreply 2802/05/2013

You missed the part about "end the sentence there." That is, after "briefs."

by Anonymousreply 2902/05/2013

The headline would have been so much better if it had been: Mario Lopez loses bet, has to be fucked in the ass by hung black stud.

by Anonymousreply 3002/05/2013

Looks better with a little gyno and some hair.

by Anonymousreply 3102/05/2013

R30 Better yet, "Mario Lopez loses bet, has to fuck Chris Culliver in the ass."

by Anonymousreply 3202/05/2013

It's ok R23, you hate yourself we get it.

by Anonymousreply 3302/05/2013

sorry, but his body is gross in those pics

lay off the gym sweetie, papi

by Anonymousreply 3402/05/2013

Speak for yourself R23, he is not "stunning" by most standards. There are far, far better looking gay men out there.

Maybe you confusing stunning with steroidal?

by Anonymousreply 3502/05/2013

I was expecting to feel mildly guilty for finding him hot. Instead, I am mildly disturbed and grossed out. Not pretty at all!

by Anonymousreply 3602/05/2013

Those pics are gross. He leaned out waaaay to much. That 5% body fat only works on competition body builders, and they only do it right before a competition. He is not bulked up enough muscle for that kind of display so just gross.

by Anonymousreply 3702/05/2013

Tiny little nipples. He wanted to lose. Nothing but a free commercial for his underpants line.

by Anonymousreply 3802/05/2013

I thought I saw him at the museum. This is his next gig:

by Anonymousreply 3902/05/2013

He looks like a Shar Pei.

by Anonymousreply 4002/05/2013

yeah, I'd fuck him and suck him, etc.

But then again, I'm not too picky.

But call it like it is gents: his body is kind of gross. The abs are weird. As someone else said, Tara Reid weird.

by Anonymousreply 4102/05/2013

Watching now, he's so small, all the co-hosts and guests tower over him. No wonder he wants big muscles to over compensate.

by Anonymousreply 4202/05/2013

Is there anything this desperate attention whore won't do for publicity? This whole "I lost a bet" story is just another thinly disguised excuse for a photo op. We've seen him without his clothes off more often than Lindsay Lohan has been arrested. He's like the straight version of Reichen. I actually think he has a nice enough gym body, but his cheesy, fake personality, colossal narcissism combined with a total lack of talent are quite a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 4302/05/2013

Yes, hideous. Absolutely hideous. I'd sooner be DP-ed by Bruce Vilanch and Nathan Lane than get within ten feet of ugly Mario.

by Anonymousreply 4402/05/2013

Did he forget how to spell "Rated M"?

And I love how you can buy all sorts of clothes in the photos, except the purple underwear!

by Anonymousreply 4502/05/2013

I'm free Thursday, R44!

by Anonymousreply 4602/05/2013

Pretty much agree with all the posters. Kind of gross body. Attention whore. No talent. What finally tipped me over into "He's gross" territory were those Christmas pics of him decorating his tree in his underwear with his little daughter staring up at his ass! Remember those? She was sort of at the bottom of the ladder looking up at his crack. It was wierd, inappropriate and skeevy. Total attention whore.

by Anonymousreply 4702/05/2013

Hey Mario! Try more gum!

by Anonymousreply 4802/05/2013

What a loser.

by Anonymousreply 4902/05/2013

Not impressed.

by Anonymousreply 5202/05/2013

His abs look way better here:

by Anonymousreply 5302/05/2013

He has a nice body but the stomach is off. It must be lipo. People who work out have ABS. This guy has nothing. If you even did a few sit ups or crunches, he would have some abdominal development.

This guy has none. It is like Lance Armstrong. It must be lipo that does that.

by Anonymousreply 5402/05/2013

Much hotter here:

by Anonymousreply 5502/05/2013

[quote]Very cute sexy guy with too many muscles to appeal to me.

I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR [italic]YOU!!![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 5602/05/2013

His abs look fine in the middle standing picture as he loses his coat--it's the fact that he's running rather than posing that make them look odd.

by Anonymousreply 5702/05/2013

That's how you look when you have zero body fat. Not pretty. He has a nice little booty though.

by Anonymousreply 5802/05/2013

What a hot dude!

by Anonymousreply 5902/05/2013

Lopez works hard; his body is in excellent condition. Yeah, he looks a bit like he takes steroids, but maybe not. Might just be how it looks when he's in motion

But it's not Lopez's physical appearance that bothers me; it's whatever head trip he's on. He may have "lost" the bet, but losing to him is winning. He loves stripping down and showing off. He seems like a vapid, attentionn-seeking famewhore.

by Anonymousreply 6002/05/2013

I agree this was something he was going to do regardless.

by Anonymousreply 6102/05/2013

He's not an actor, or he never would have taken his current gig as the host of a stupid infotainment show. He just wants to be in the public eye so people can admire how pretty he is.

by Anonymousreply 6202/05/2013

He's sure not masculine, but he is straight. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 6302/05/2013

I think he looks super hot here.

by Anonymousreply 6402/05/2013

How on earth is he 39 years old? He looks 26. I saw him close up in person a few years ago and I would have guessed he was 24.

He's not a Republican. He IS Catholic, but he's not Republican. There IS a Republican leader who happens to be named Mario Lopez but he is fat. Not the hot show biz Mario Lopez.

by Anonymousreply 6502/05/2013

He definitely doesn't look like he's in his 20's, R65.

by Anonymousreply 6602/05/2013

He looks like he overdid it on the fat-burning supplements. His midsection looks like a tight-stretched sack of rippled tan cellophane.

He'd be hotter (imho) with 5 extra natural lbs on his frame, and a light dusting of natural fur.

by Anonymousreply 6702/05/2013

I think he could stand to gain some fat too. Mario, if youre reading this Id love to feed you Mexican food until you get fat

by Anonymousreply 6802/05/2013

[quote]He's not an actor

What's that you say?

by Anonymousreply 6902/05/2013

He's a cutie

by Anonymousreply 7002/05/2013

He should gain 10-20 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 7102/05/2013

It creeps me out when an asshole like him, fame whore, plans this out, calls the media onhimself and pretends it wasn't planned.

by Anonymousreply 7202/05/2013

Is that all there is?

If that's all there is, my dear then let's keep dancing...

by Anonymousreply 7302/05/2013

foreshadowing

by Anonymousreply 7402/05/2013

I hardly consider running through The Grove in front of a bunch of EXTRA cameras "running through the city."

by Anonymousreply 7502/05/2013

[quote]He's not a Republican. He IS Catholic, but he's not Republican.

You're flat out wrong. Mario Lopez has been an open supporter of the Republican Party in the past. He voted Republican in 2008 and told Barack Obama to his face that he was doing so when he interviewed him.

He also appeared on Mike Huckabee's show a couple of years ago to talk about his Republicanism.

Lopez did attend the Latino event at the time of Obama's inauguration last month, but I don't know if that means he changed his mind or whether he just attended because he was a Latino entertainer and it was open to all, regardless of affiliation.

by Anonymousreply 7602/06/2013

Eww. He looks like a burn victim.

by Anonymousreply 7702/06/2013

In a recent interview he talks about going to Church every week, despite admitting to Howard Stern that he cheated on Ali Landry in 2004 at his bachelor party the week before they got married, and despite getting his current wife pregnant before they got married.

Typical Newt Gingrich hypocrite on family values.

by Anonymousreply 7802/06/2013

[quote]I hardly consider running through The Grove in front of a bunch of EXTRA cameras "running through the city."

Well then, you just CAN'T be satisfied, can you Myrtle Mae?

by Anonymousreply 7902/06/2013

Thanks OP, I just came all over my face. It was a good one.

by Anonymousreply 8002/06/2013

His body looks like a rotisserie chicken or some shit.

by Anonymousreply 8102/06/2013

They love you madly want you badly Mario. 80 comments and counting. Of course he is cute. Of course he is a fame whore. Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?

by Anonymousreply 8202/06/2013

[quote]Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?

Daniel Day-Lewis.

by Anonymousreply 8302/06/2013

SERIOUS attention whore. Wasn't it about 10 years ago that he promised to stop posting shirtless, etc. I guess pantsless and shirtless is different.

by Anonymousreply 8402/06/2013

He shoulda been naked.

by Anonymousreply 8502/06/2013

I hate guys who only work out down to their knees. He's got huge thighs and below his knees are toothpicks.

by Anonymousreply 8602/06/2013

[R83] What TV show is he on?

by Anonymousreply 8702/06/2013

You did not specify television only at r82, r87. You added "or in the media"--and film was considered a medium the last time I checked.

by Anonymousreply 8802/06/2013

I heard he's a rapist.

by Anonymousreply 8902/07/2013

I figured the skin on his abs looked weird in these photos because the photos were taken in the middle of a stride *shrug*. I think when he's relaxed and not running, his body looks 'normal' (well, technically 'great' but whatever)

But anyway his apparent vanity is really unhot for such a technically hot man. The hottest men IMO are those who are hot like Mario but also modest and even if they do know they're hot, don't always go around acting as though they know it.

Mario would be one to use for the odd good time till you were bored and then toss aside.

by Anonymousreply 9002/07/2013

very hot dude

by Anonymousreply 9102/07/2013

[quote]Tell me please who the hell is not a fame whore on TV or in the media?... Daniel Day-Lewis.

Honey, if that were true, you'd "Daniel Day Lewis couldn't be here tonight, I accept this ward on his behalf." You don't.

by Anonymousreply 9202/07/2013

that is some hot stuff

by Anonymousreply 9304/15/2013

He still is incredible looking. Buffer than ever.

by Anonymousreply 9409/30/2013

My sister goes to the same church as him in Burbank (yes she is also Catholic and Mexican-American, but open-minded what with two gay brothers and all).

Sis says she sees him every week and that he is very approachable and friendly. Doesn't cop any celebrity attitude at all but rather is almost always (almost freakishly) in a good mood and he's a generous "giver" to the church-basket (the parish loves him for his $20s). I might have to attend said church just to figure out if he pings like I've always imagined that he does...

by Anonymousreply 9511/04/2013

cool that he is a believer

by Anonymousreply 9611/04/2013

Why "cool", R96?

by Anonymousreply 9711/04/2013

Tiny briefs? Those look like standard 'Death Before Dishonour' issue underpants.

by Anonymousreply 9811/05/2013

Very hot, but he could bulk up just a smidge.

by Anonymousreply 9911/05/2013

still hot

by Anonymousreply 10011/26/2013

How do you lose a bet with yourself?

by Anonymousreply 10111/26/2013
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