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Epitaph on your gravestone...

I understand and I wish to continue.

by Anonymousreply 8902/08/2013

Where I'm from nobody knows. Where I am going, everyone goes.

by Anonymousreply 102/05/2013

I told you I was sick.

by Anonymousreply 202/05/2013

Can't you hear me knocking?

by Anonymousreply 302/05/2013

Pardon me for not getting up.

by Anonymousreply 402/05/2013

Patsy was fabulous

by Anonymousreply 502/05/2013

I wonder...

by Anonymousreply 602/05/2013

Fuck The Living

by Anonymousreply 702/05/2013

I lived and now I'm dead

by Anonymousreply 802/05/2013

Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 902/05/2013

You are now now rocking with Will I. Am and Britney Bitch

by Anonymousreply 1002/05/2013

I died in a grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 1102/05/2013

In his heyday as a gayling in the late 70s, he dropped at least 700 hits of acid - and over his lifetime had more than 2,000 sexual partners. And he relished it all with never a pang of guilt.

by Anonymousreply 1202/05/2013

You Can Have My Stuff

by Anonymousreply 1302/05/2013

Having a great time, wish you were dead.

by Anonymousreply 1402/05/2013

"Epitaph on your gravestone" is redundant, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1502/05/2013

Lived a roulette wheel

by Anonymousreply 1602/05/2013

What a waste.

by Anonymousreply 1702/05/2013

R15 don't you mean reductive?

by Anonymousreply 1802/05/2013

Epitomb

by Anonymousreply 1902/05/2013

This way out

by Anonymousreply 2002/05/2013

She did all she could

by Anonymousreply 2102/05/2013

Patsy's stone

by Anonymousreply 2202/05/2013

'Funny' epitaphs never hold up, as do drawings of the dead one's favorite hobbies.

I have actually seen a gravestone with an etching of a six-pack of beer on it. It was the gravesite of a teenage boy who likely, died while driving drunk.

I'm sure the family thought that they were honoring the boy as "that's the way he would have wanted it."

I've also seen engravings of off-road vehicles on gravestones. Here, the family is proclaiming that "he went out doing what he loved most."

The so-called inside jokes do NOT hold up either. One failed line engraved on some old fart's headstone read "Oopsy, now that was a bad decision."

Please people, cemeteries are precious spaces that need to be respected, not defiled with your corn-pone input.

by Anonymousreply 2302/05/2013

You must live in the south.

by Anonymousreply 2402/05/2013

I can see up your dress.

by Anonymousreply 2502/05/2013

“Death is a debt to nature due, which I have paid and so must you.”

by Anonymousreply 2602/05/2013

You're stepping on my dick!

by Anonymousreply 2702/05/2013

The image of a skull along with the words "Et in Arcadia Ego."

by Anonymousreply 2802/05/2013

R23=sick cemetery fetishist.

I didn't write this epitaph FOR YOU.

Here's mine:

What the fuck are you looking at? Mind your own damn business!

by Anonymousreply 2902/05/2013

I have instructed my family - when I am gone, I am gone, no headstone or burial plot needed. Cremate me and spread my ashes into the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 3002/05/2013

Hisssssssssssss!

by Anonymousreply 3102/05/2013

R9=Julianne Moore

by Anonymousreply 3202/05/2013

How's My Hair?

by Anonymousreply 3302/05/2013

Does this headstone make me look fat?

by Anonymousreply 3402/05/2013

Fred's Buried

by Anonymousreply 3502/05/2013

Brave people have nothing to fear until they meet cowards

by Anonymousreply 3602/05/2013

My other grave is a Rolls Royce.

by Anonymousreply 3702/05/2013

I will never forget it! My boyfriend Ernie said to me the other night, he said "Soph! I'm going to get you a headstone that says 'Here lies Soph, cold as usual"! And I said to him, "Ernie, I'm going to get you a headstone that reads, 'Here lies Ernie: Stiff at last!"

by Anonymousreply 3802/05/2013

Frank Sinatra's says,"The best is yet to come."

Cute.

by Anonymousreply 3902/05/2013

She adored all things CHANEL.

by Anonymousreply 4002/05/2013

"Keep off the Grass"

by Anonymousreply 4102/05/2013

BRB

;-)

by Anonymousreply 4202/05/2013

I'm Coming To Get You, Barbara

by Anonymousreply 4302/05/2013

"I Told You I Was Ill" was what Spike Milligan famously wanted on his headstone, and they actually did put it on there but in Latin (he was an Irish Catholic and they take these things a lot more seriously than we Americans.)

by Anonymousreply 4402/05/2013

R2, that's taken by B.P. Richards, Key West.

Mine: At least it's not snowing.

by Anonymousreply 4502/05/2013

"Meh"

by Anonymousreply 4602/05/2013

Strange, is it not? that of the myriads who Before us pass'd the door of Darkness through, Not one returns to tell us of the Road, Which to discover we must travel too.

by Anonymousreply 4702/05/2013

Your advertising here! Petting zoo straight ahead...

by Anonymousreply 4802/05/2013

Here lies (insert name here). He was unable to suspend his disbelief.

by Anonymousreply 4902/05/2013

I eat shit.

by Anonymousreply 5002/05/2013

My gave is a redundancy, it is a hole in hole.

by Anonymousreply 5102/05/2013

Now ALL of Me Stinks

by Anonymousreply 5202/05/2013

Omar is going to have to leave an endowment to get that much chiseled on a headstone.

by Anonymousreply 5302/05/2013

Don't wait up for me - this might take a while.

by Anonymousreply 5402/05/2013

Well,...That sucked!

by Anonymousreply 5502/05/2013

"Protected by the Ejaculation of Serpents"

by Anonymousreply 5602/05/2013

"No memory of having starred, atones for later disregard, Or keeps the end from being hard."

by Anonymousreply 5702/05/2013

Coming Back Soon

by Anonymousreply 5802/05/2013

"That's not funny, you idiot." - R 1

by Anonymousreply 5902/05/2013

What are you waiting for? Start dancing.

by Anonymousreply 6002/07/2013

Here I lie Cold and dead A marble stone At my head

I lived and laughed Flirted and cried I kissed some boys With eyes open wide

Ponder my life It went so fast Enjoy yours now It will not last

by Anonymousreply 6102/07/2013

So what's the deal with this thread? It was deleted and now has come back from the dead (no pun intended)? But the post on deleted threads has now been deleted! The webmaster doth work in mysterious ways.

by Anonymousreply 6202/07/2013

I will NOT be back after this short message.

by Anonymousreply 6302/07/2013

I APPLAUD ALL OF YOUR RESPONSES, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CLEVEREST THREAD IN A LONG TIME AND YOU ALL DESERVE CHAMPAGNE ON ME.

by Anonymousreply 6402/07/2013

"I Wish I'd Spent More Time at the Office."

by Anonymousreply 6502/07/2013

Thread Deleted.

by Anonymousreply 6602/07/2013

Yay it's back

by Anonymousreply 6702/07/2013

Biker born, biker bred, and when I die, I'll be biker dead.

by Anonymousreply 6802/07/2013

At last!! Target weight!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6902/07/2013

I can look up your caftan!

by Anonymousreply 7002/07/2013

Am I there yet?

by Anonymousreply 7102/07/2013

"Still No Thinner"

by Anonymousreply 7202/07/2013

shreeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeek

by Anonymousreply 7302/07/2013

My real name is Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 7402/07/2013

I'll Be Back

SHIRLEY MACLAINE

by Anonymousreply 7502/07/2013

farm-raised, corn-raised, hand-spanked.

by Anonymousreply 7602/07/2013

No Vacancy

by Anonymousreply 7702/07/2013

"Is it hot down here or is it just me?"

by Anonymousreply 7802/07/2013

"WTF?"

by Anonymousreply 7902/07/2013

"Do Not Open Till Judgement Day"

by Anonymousreply 8002/07/2013

Fuck You All, I Left My Fortune To The Humane Society.

by Anonymousreply 8102/07/2013

Come Weep

Come Mourn

Com-Post

by Anonymousreply 8202/07/2013

For Gods' Sake Don't Open That Box Under My Bed !"

by Anonymousreply 8302/07/2013

Presenting My Hole !

by Anonymousreply 8402/07/2013

Will this movie EVER start?

by Anonymousreply 8502/08/2013

She had her moments, she had some style...

by Anonymousreply 8602/08/2013

What the hell happened?

by Anonymousreply 8702/08/2013

Shhhh.

by Anonymousreply 8802/08/2013

Childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool

by Anonymousreply 8902/08/2013
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