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The missing "Murder She Wrote" episode

"The Case of the Hissing Eldergay"

Jessica goes to the city to do a little nightclub dancing with her second cousin twice removed, Vance.

Vance, a caftan sporting eldergay, is suspected of murder most foul when the young argyle-wearing preppy stud Andrew is found DEAD!

I can't remember this one so well....who were the guest stars? And who were the suspects?

by Angela Dingleberry reply 2502/06/2013

Why did it immediately occur to me that Ken Berry should be on that episode?

by Angela Dingleberry reply 102/04/2013

Vance is played by Rene Auberjonois.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 202/04/2013

Adrienne Barbeau as the distraught beard of Andrew (played by Charles Nelson Reilly)

by Angela Dingleberry reply 302/04/2013

Vance had a dinner party before his corpse danced at midnight. Who were the guests?

by Angela Dingleberry reply 402/04/2013

Billy Zane is a bartender at the nightclub.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 502/04/2013

Vance's dinner party guests were James Coco as his BFF, Ruth Roman as the building super, and Lance Kerwin and Tammy Lauren as his clueless (or were they?) newlywed neighbors.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 602/04/2013

This episode was meant as a -- wait for it -- backdoor pilot, but it never got picked up. Even though Coco was a good friend of La Lansbury, she found the subject matter distasteful, so when the pilot failed, she had episode removed from the domestic syndication package. It's only seen now overseas -- that's why the version on YouTube has Greek subtitles.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 702/04/2013

Is this for real? ...wow

by Angela Dingleberry reply 802/04/2013

Nicely played, all of you!!

by Angela Dingleberry reply 902/04/2013

Actually, Dan Gaulthier played the preppy stud, Andrew. R3 must be thinking of a "Love Boat" episode.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 1002/05/2013

It turned out that Lauren Holly, who played the understudy/restaurant hostess was the murderer. The chase scene at the end almost killed poor Angela!

by Angela Dingleberry reply 1102/05/2013

Thank you R10. I didn't think Charles Nelson Reilly was ever preppy!

I swear Anne Haney was in this one!

by Angela Dingleberry reply 1202/05/2013

Helen Lawson played an aging diva with a big gay following.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 1302/05/2013

r14 is hanging over a plate of meth with a straw listening to Kie$ha while Honey Boo Boo plays in the background as he types. He'll be dead of an overdose or suicide by 23.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 1502/05/2013

r14 is hissing like a radiator!

by Angela Dingleberry reply 1702/05/2013

Told you so.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 1802/05/2013

R14 It's called using your mind and being creative. I'm sure we interrupted your busy schedule of video games, Cam4/Chaturbate and trying to turn tricks for meth.

Go eat a cold bowl of dicks. With a scorching case of herpes.

Fuck off she wrote, indeed!

by Angela Dingleberry reply 1902/05/2013

Amen!

by Angela Dingleberry reply 2002/05/2013

Was it Joyce Van Patten or Charo as the nightclub singer? I'm still searching for a VHS of her MacArthur Park.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 2102/05/2013

It was Jenilee Harrison, R21!

by Angela Dingleberry reply 2202/05/2013

I think Diana Canova played Andrew's girlfriend.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 2302/05/2013

I told Debra Lee to audition for the part of Andrew's girlfriend.

by Angela Dingleberry reply 2402/05/2013

Wasn't Brett Somers in this one?

Wasn't she drunk?

(Isn't she always?)

by Angela Dingleberry reply 2502/06/2013
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